Steve: And here we are! Another new update!

Pen-pen: Wark war arrk ark a wark waar war rk. (Yeah, and this was a long wait for it.)

Steve: (Sheepishly) Yeah, sorry about that. Some things came up and that's why it took so long to get out.

Yui: Hopefully the readers don't mind… (Notices a slightly annoyed look on Steve's face) You're still pissed about the newest chapters of the manga, aren't you?

Steve: Damn straight! I- (Hinata cuts him off)

Hinata: Maybe you should save it for the end Steve-san.

Steve: (Sighs) I guess you're right Hinata… Anyways, please thank the reviewers.

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Steve: Thanks Hinata. Now, Pen-pen, Hinata, Please do the disclaimer?

Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)

Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.

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Most of the residences of the Uzumaki-Potter compound are sitting at the table eating breakfast. Looking between Momo and Tsume, Lily keeps blushing before looking back at her plate making several people raise their eyebrows before shrugging. At that moment a dazed Hedwig walks in with a slight limp, though the dreamy look on her face let's everyone know she's not in any real discomfort. Sitting down, she sighs happily. Tsume just chuckles knowing that look. "Have a good lay last night Hedwig?" Hedwig just grins as she reaches over and several pieces of bacon.

"Not just one Tsume-san… I actually lost track…" She then shivers in delight as she shifts a little. "Through I find myself a little uncomfortable right now…" Lily just sighs.

"Come see me later…" She then looks at the other familiars. "Ok, you three come see me later, I got a spell that helps. It's taught to all witches at Hogwarts during a separate class." Sal just blinks at that and scratches her head.

"Why? If it helps shouldn't it be taught to wizards as well?" Lily just coughs into her hand as she tries to hold back some chuckles. Clearing her throat, Lily grins.

"Because most wizards want nothing to do with such things… Though somehow I can see Harry not caring and learning it anyway… gets that from me he does." Hedwig just looks at her with a twitching eyebrow.

"And… You didn't teach me this before because…?" Lily looks at her before looking to the side.

"Er… I thought that you would like to experience it without it…?" Sal just gives her a deadpan expression.

"In other words you forgot, right?" Lily opens her mouth to say something before closing it as a sheepish look comes over her face as she rubs the back of her neck. "Thought so." Ignoring Lily, Sal turns to Hedwig with a grin. "So…. How was it?" Hedwig's face once again gains a dreamy smile.

"Indescribable… I never knew that humans could mate so much or do it for so long… Ohhh so long…" Shaking her head, she grins at the other grinning familiars. "Trust me when I say it'll exceed ALL expectations." Row just smirks before looking at Sal.

"I call seconds!" Sal blinks at her before snarling.

"Fuck you bitch! I'm next!" Row glares at her before the two get into a wrestling match. Lily just puts her head in her hands as she shakes it.

"I do NOT want to hear about my son's sex life…" Harry chooses that moment to walk in and sighs at the two struggling familiars who are now in a full fledged cat fight before reaching down and pulling them apart. Having guessed what happened, he looks at Row.

"You're next." He then looks at a disappointed Sal. "And then you. After all… Time turners have their uses and there's more then one room in here…" Lily just sticks her fingers in her ears as she walks out of the room.

"I'm not hearing this Lalalalalalalala." Harry just grins and chuckles before sitting down and digging in. Looking at the raised eyebrows, he smirks.

"I'm going to need a LOT of energy tonight…" That comment produces laughs all around. A little while later, Harry's at the target range looking at a pool of water before nodding. "Okay… Time for that jutsu." Rushing through several handsigns, he places his fingers near his mouth while taking a deep breath. "Katon: Gokakyu no jutsu!" As the stream of fire heads directly at the pool, a familiar ghost pops out of it.

"Hello HaAAAHHH!" Myrtle throws her arms in front of her as if to guard from the flames only for her eyes to widen at what she feels. Seeing what happened, Harry stops the jutsu and rushes over.

"SHIT! Myrtle! Myrtle, you ok?!" Myrtle just nods as she stares at herself. Harry just bends over and shakes his head. "Thank Merlin…" He then looks at her with a relived look that soon melts into a puzzled one as she continues staring at her hands. "Myrtle? Something wrong?" She shakes her head as tears fall from her eyes.

"No… It's just that… I FELT warm when the fireball hit me…" Tapping her chin, she looks at Harry. "Hit me with it again." Harry blinks and is about to say something when Myrtle growls at him. "Harry, I will NOT die from that! Now hit me with it again so I can see if I'm correct." Still slightly nervous, Harry once again goes through the hand seals.

"Katon: Goukyaku no jutsu!" The fireball once again envelops Myrtle and once it's ends she's floating there with a soft smile and her eyes closed. "Myrtle?" She slowly opens them as she nods.

"I… I was right Harry… I… I could FEEL the warmth…" Harry blinks at this as he cups his chin in a hand in his thinking pose.

"Tell me something Myrtle… Does magical flame give off heat to you as well?" Thinking it over, she shakes her head.

"Hmm… come to think of it… No… I wonder why I could feel the heat from the fireball then?" Harry thinks it over.

'Hmm… Why WOULD she feel the heat of the jutsu, but not that of a magical flame… The only difference is… CHAKRA!' Harry's eyes fly open as he realizes that the only difference is chakra. 'And since chakra is made of spiritual and physical energies…' He looks at Myrtle with a odd look causing her to raise an eyebrow.

"What?" Harry just becomes thoughtful before a small smile comes over his face.

"Myrtle? I have an idea. Can you give me your hand for a moment?" Myrtle gives him an odd look before reaching over to him as his hand glows. At first, his hand starts slowly going through her's like it's made of cold jelly. Narrowing his eyes, Harry focuses more chakra and almost immediately his hand closes on something that feels like actual flesh (Though it is slightly clammy). Grinning, Harry looks up at Myrtle who's staring in shock at their hands. "Myrtle…?" She shakes her head and looks at Harry in shock before rushing at him and glomping him (Harry managing to get some chakra flowing out of his whole body in time). Looking at the phantom girl, Harry softly smiles before wrapping his arms around her as she sobs into his shoulder. After a few minutes she pulls away slightly and smiles.

"Thank you Harry… Thank you." Harry just shrugs as he reaches up and pushes a bit of hair to the side before grinning.

"You know Myrtle… I just remembered something you mentioned to me the other day about things you were sorry about missing…" Myrtle blinks before looking thoughtful.

'Things I was sorry about missing…' She gives him a confused look, not noticing the twinkle in his eyes. "What are you-" She gets cut off and her eyes widen as Harry's face shoot forward and he kisses her. A few moments later she relaxes into the kiss and returns it full-heartedly. After a while they pull apart (Well, Harry pulls away, he does need air unlike Myrtle after all). Myrtle just floats there with a silly grin on her face, her glasses slightly askew. "Wow…" Harry just chuckles.

"You liked it Myrtle?" She slowly nods giggling, making him chuckle again as she STILL has that grin on her face. "I'm glad Myrtle." She just sighs as she lays her head in the crook of his neck before a thoughtful look comes over her face.

"I… Don't mean to ruin the mood or anything Harry, but… How were you able to kiss me? That should be impossible." Harry just gives her an amused look as he asks why she's asking bringing a blush to her face. "I was in Ravenclaw Harry. Of COURSE I would want to know. Me being a ghost for fifty years hasn't killed my thirst for knowledge any." Harry just shakes his head.

"So you're just like Hermione then." Myrtle just nods slowly before pouting.

"Aren't you going to tell me exactly how you managed it? The spells that affect us ghosts are few and far between since they're considered Necromancy. And as far as I know, there should be no way that you should have touched me." Harry just nods at her.

"True. But it's because I'm using chakra when I touch you." Myrtle blinks at this.

"But how would that matter? It shouldn't since magic doesn't really matter." Harry simply grins before squeezing her waist and nuzzling her neck making her groan.

"Remember how chakra is made of physical and spiritual energies?" She nods as she murmurs as he kisses her neck. "And what're ghosts made of? Magically bound spiritual energy." Myrtle's eyes fly open at that as her mouth takes on an "O" shape. "Exactly Myrtle. Since chakra contains spiritual energy, it can affect ghosts and other spirits. In other words…" He pulls her close causing her to blush. "I can use it to allow us to be together…" Myrtle closes the gap and the two start kissing, Harry dragging them both to the ground as Myrtle shows how much research she's done in the last fifty years. After they're done with their little make out session, they both lay back as Myrtle lays on top of Harry practically purring.

"Mmm… That was nice… I don't care what you say, fifty years for your first kiss is WAY to long to wait for ANYONE." Harry just nods before squeezing her ass making her moan.

"You got that right Myrtle… You got that right." Groaning a little, he gets up as Myrtle floats beside him, sitting Indian-style. "Anyways… Time to work on my Animagus transformation." Myrtle looks at him in surprise at this.

"You have an Animagus form? What is it Harry?" Harry just looks at her and sighs.

"Actually it's forms. I'm working on one that should be my most powerful." Myrtle nods and watches as Harry closes his eyes before two large bat-like wings grow from his back soon followed by several black spikes as well. Finally a long, spiked tail grows and thrashes around making Myrtle's jaw drop as Harry's arms shift a little growing claws and becoming covered in dark gray, almost black, scales. Groaning a little, Harry opens his eyes and sighs before speaking in a deep, gravely voice. "Kuso… that's as far as I've managed…" Myrtle just shakes her head in disbelief.

"Your Animagus form is a… dragon!" Harry just nods making her shake her head and mumble. "Why can't you ever be normal…?" Harry just grins showing his sharp fang-like teeth making her sigh before he shows her how long and dexterous a dragon's tongue can be…

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Sighing to herself, Kin walks into the training room only to blush at the sight of Naruto going through Kata. She just stands there for a few moments before he suddenly disappears causing her to look around. 'Now where did he go…?' She starts blushing as she feels Naruto's arms wrap around her waist.

"Hello Kin-chan… How's it going?" Kin just sighs and leans back into his embrace before turning back and kissing him over her shoulder.

"I'm doing well Naruto-sama… Very well now that you're here." Naruto just chuckles as she turns around and wraps her arms around his neck and sighs. "I'm really thankful for everything you've done for me Naruto-sama." Naruto just raises her chin using a finger and smiles.

"You don't have to thank me Kin-chan, it was the right thing to do." And with that he kisses her before slipping his tongue into her willing mouth. They eventually break away with Kin smiling brightly. Naruto just cocks his head to the side n question. "So what are you doing here Kin-chan?" She just shrugs and sighs.

"I was going to do a bit of training. Figured that I should expand my repertoire of jutsu so that I can be better next time I see that fucking teme Orochimaru." Naruto just shakes his head.

"Revenge doesn't help anyone Kin-chan. It only breeds more revenge and will eventually leave you feeling empty inside. Train to protect, that's okay. Train to get revenge, and you'll soon find yourself walking down a dark, and lonely road. And I don't want that for you, okay Kin-chan?" She just nods and sighs as she nuzzles him. "So, what element are you?" pulling away slightly, she grins.

"I'm an earth element Naruto-sama. So Doton jutsu are best for me." Naruto nods a little before smiling.

"Ok then. Let's get to work!" Several hours later (not counting the lunch break) Kin finally collapses in exhaustion. Panting, she looks at Naruto as she wipes the sweat from her face.

"How… (Pant!) do you… (Pant! Pant!) do it…" Naruto just shakes his head with a smile.

"You'll get used to it Kin-chan. Besides! You should be proud of yourself! You managed to learn Tsuchi Bushin no jutsu in a matter of hours. You also managed to complete the water walking exercise. I'm proud of you." Kin looks at him before her face lights up as she crawls over to him and lays her head on his chest as she blushes.

'He's just so…' Shaking her head, she chuckles. "You know… back when I was with Oto if you had told me that I would find a great guy like you, I would have said that you were lying straight out. And yet here I am; I'm with you as a girlfriend and not only that but I'm now stronger then I was when I took the exam." She shakes her head and softly chuckles as she crawls farther up Naruto's body to where she's nearly kissing him. "Around you I feel safe and happy. And thanks to you, I've actually got a taijutsu style… though I could do without the weakening potion I have to take before I leave for Harry-san's world." Naruto just shrugs as his arms circle her waist.

"It's necessary Kin-chan. You forget, in nii-san's world people don't know about ninja so people who are much stronger would be looked on with great suspicion. So that's why I have you use the weakening potion when you go for your Taekwondo classes. It puts you on level with the rest of the people there. Why? You complaining Kin?" Kin just shakes her head before giving him a peck on the lips. Pulling back, she grins.

"Not at all Naruto-sama." Getting up, she extends a hand down to Naruto and lifts him up off the ground. Dusting themselves off, they begin to head to the doors. Before they reach them, Kin looks directly at Naruto with a smile before sniffing under his armpits and making a scrunched up face. "I think you need a shower Naruto-sama." Naruto just shakes his head in amusement before pinching his nose.

"And I think you need one too Kin-chan." She just slaps him on the shoulder with a grin. She squeals a few seconds later though when Naruto lifts her up bridal style and vanishes without a sound. He reappears in his room before pinning her against the wall. She looks at him through hooded eyes and pulls him into a kiss as the two's hands roam the other's body. Kin finally breaks away and looks Naruto up and down before licking her lips as her hands make their way under his shirt.

'Mmm… Nice.' She groans a little as Naruto licks her neck making her shudder. Growling, he lifts her shirt off revealing her navy blue sports bra to his eyes. Looking where his eyes are, Kin grins a she reaches down and drops the shorts she was wearing revealing a matching set of panties. She then taps Naruto with her grin widening. "Naruto-sama… I think that you're wearing too much as well…" Naruto just returns the grin.

"Well now… that's easily remedied now isn't it?" She just giggles as Naruto takes off his clothes as well. Soon the two are standing in their underwear which is itself soon discarded leaving the two in their birthday suits. Kin shivers a little in pleasure as Naruto pulls her close to him. Her eyes fogging over, Kin wraps her legs around Naruto's waist as he carries her into the washroom. Setting her down, he looks her up and down making her smile as she spreads her arms wide with a seductive smile.

"Like what you see Naruto-sama?" Naruto just grins and chuckles.

"Kuso straight!" She chuckles again as she's drawn back into his embrace. She murmurs as his hands glide down to her ass and squeeze it before one moves to take her from behind making her gasp. She suddenly pulls away making Naruto confused before she motions for him to have a seat. Blinking, he does so, the two having become comfortable with each other while Naruto was training for the Chunin Exam finals. Seeing this, Kin grins as she gets down and considers the erection before her with a pleased look. Reaching out, she strokes along it making Naruto shudder as his legs feel weak. "Ki… Kin… chan…" She just looks up at him with her eyes twinkling.

"Just enjoy yourself Naruto-sama…" And then she brings her head closer to the tip before reaching out and lightly licking the tip. Smirking, she engulfs it causing Naruto to groan as she starts bobbing up and down as her eyes become hooded. 'Sakura was right… he IS tasty… Time to put my sound jutsu training to work…' She starts channelling chakra to her vocal cords allowing her to make various pitches making Naruto jerk as his hand comes down and gently lays itself on her head before lightly pressing down. Kin smirks as she uses the motions to guide her making her feel passive, yet deliciously in control at the same time satisfying both sides of her personality. Hearing Naruto groan as well as his member twitch in her mouth, Kin increases the pitch of her humming causing Naruto to gasp as he cums. Her eyes open wide for a moment before closing yet again as she swallows his cum. Pulling away, she licks her lips causing Naruto to gulp as she stands before straddling him as she slowly moves a finger tip down his chest. "Well? How was that?" Naruto just breathlessly chuckles before kissing her on the forehead.

"That was incredible Kin-chan…" He then jerks his head to the shower. "How about you go and turn on the shower and get it ready?" Kin just grins and chuckles before walking over with a sway in her hips. Naruto just mischievously grins as a thought occurs to him making Kyubi raise an eyebrow as she hears him mentally chuckle deviously.

'What are you planning for poor Kin Naruto-kun? Nothing bad I hope.' Naruto just shakes his head in the negative.

'Nothing of the sort Kyubi-chan… Just something I would like to try.' Still grinning, he raises a hand. In the shower, Kin looks up at the shower head as the water hits her face with a smile. Hearing a sound, she turns to greet Naruto.

"I hope that the water… is… Naruto-sama?" She blinks in confusion as a female version of Naruto walks in with a grin and greets her just like Naruto would causing a blush to break out on Kin's face. She then looks the new arrival up and down as she walks towards her. 'Wow… she's… hot.' The female Naruto then reaches her and drapes her arms across Kin's shoulders making the former Oto kunoichi's blush deepen as she feels the girl's breasts press into her's. Feeling he mouth dry, Kin manages to squeak a question. "Wh… Who are you?" The girl just gives off tinkling laughter before answering.

"You don't recognize me Kin-chan? It's me, Naruto… or as you can call me in this form, Naruko." Kin's eyes open wide at that as she whispers the name of the jutsu. "Yup. It's the Orioke no jutsu… Why does it bother you Kin-chan?" She shakes her head and leans into the crook of Naruko's neck, lightly kissing it.

"I don't mind. Naruto-sama is Naruto-sama… even when he's Naruko-sama." She giggles as Naruko groans lightly.

"Why can't you just call me by my name Kin-chan? Or at least add 'Kun' to it?" Kin just grins as she runs a finger down Naruko's stomach making her shiver despite the warm water cascading over her body.

"Because it annoys you Naruko-sama?" Kin laughs a little as Naruko pouts before she vanishes into a puff of smoke which vanishes to reveal Naruto as a male again.

"I don't even know why I try with you anymore Kin-chan. No matter what I say, you'll just keep referring to me as that, won't you?" Kin just grins and nods her head making Naruto sigh. "That's what I thought." He then squeezes her waist making her relax into the embrace as she happily sighs. Looking down at her, Naruto smiles as he tilts her head up and kisses her. After a little while, she opens her mouth and Naruto pushes his tongue into it as the two begin a tongue battle. After a little bit, they pull away from each other as Kin reaches for some soap and a wash cloth. Soaping it up, she hands it to Naruto who just raises an eyebrow as she blushes.

"I want you to wash my body Naruto-sama." Now it's Naruto's turn to blush as he slowly nods. Grinning, Kin turns and looks over her shoulder and winks at him seductively. "Please be gentle with my young nubile body Naruto-sama." Naruto just sighs and shakes his head with a chuckle.

" I don't think that will be a problem Kin-chan." She shivers a little as he presses against her back, his erection pressing between her ass cheeks making her moan. "I don't think that would be a problem at all…" Backing up, he moves away before reaching out and slowly washing her back making her moan.

'It feels… soo good…' Kin shudders a little as she feels his rough calloused hands on her smooth skin. If you had told her that she would find someone that she could trust other then Tayuya back when she was a Oto-nin she would have probably put you into the hospital. But now she simply smiles as she feels Naruto's hands drift lower as he starts washing her firm ass. Finished with her back, he turns her around and softly smiles as he looks her up and down. "Go ahead Naruto-sama…" He just nods and starts massaging her breasts making her moan as he slowly suds them up before moving lower. After the two finish cleaning up, Naruto grins as he pulls her into another kiss as some of his fingers enter her hot cunt and start pumping making her gasp. "Na… Naruto-sama…" Naruto just grins before he summons a Kage Bushin which grins as it pulls her into a kiss as Naruto gets on his knees and looks up at her as the Kage Bushin starts tweaking her nipples.

"Hope you enjoy this Kin-chan." Her eyes widen just before Naruto dives in making her shriek as he eats her out. Grinning, he channels some chakra into his tongue as his clone does the same to his hands making Kin's breath come in shorter and shorter gasps until finally she jerks straight and screams as her peak hits. After a few seconds, she slumps as Naruto gets back up and enfolds her in a embrace. Nodding to his Kage Bushin which also nods before dispelling, he gives the still wide eyed Kin a peck as he uses some magic to turn the water off before using a gesture-less spell to dry them both off. Still smiling, he picks her up bridal style as they make their way out of the washroom and back into the bedroom.

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Harry's sitting on the bed as he sighs because of what is coming. He starts to shake his head. 'Who would have thought it? When I was younger all I wanted was for someone to love me even though I thought I didn't deserve it… And now?' He starts to chuckle. 'And here I am now, multiple women who love me and who I love as well as a son on the way… Who would have thought it?' Hearing a chuckle, he looks up and his jaw drops as he sees Row in front of him in a red see-though nightgown with a slightly shy smile. Seeing his reaction, she lightly blushes as her smile grows.

"You like?" Harry just nods as she twirls around some before stopping and walking over to him and sitting in his lap. Wrapping her legs around his, she reaches up and starts running her hands through his hair as she softly grins. "You know… I've been dreaming of this day for years… The day when me and you would finally be mated." Harry just chuckles now that his shock has worn off.

"You and me both Row… You and me both." Reaching up, he slowly pulls her into a kiss as she fumbles with his shirt, eventually the two having to separate in order to get it off. Harry's hands are no less busier as he pulls Row's nightgown over her head and looks her up and down as he sees that she's not wearing any underwear at all. Seeing this, he blinks before looking up at her red face with a raised eyebrow. "I see someone's not going to wait…" She just shrugs non-commentivly.

"I couldn't wait… not now, not ever." Leaning downwards, she captures his mouth in a hungry kiss as Harry reaches up and starts fondling her breasts making her moan in pleasure. After a bit, the two pull away as Harry pulls his pants and underwear off in one movement. Now as naked as Row, Harry grins as he rubs his neck.

"So… How do you want to do this?" Row just grins as she gets off him and lays her elbows on the bed before shaking her ass at him.

"How do you think Harry?" Harry just shakes his head as he moves behind her and positions himself and asks if she's ready for this. She simply nods and he slowly moves forwards while stroking her sides before he reaches her barrier and in one movement takes her virginity. Wincing a little at the pain, Row takes several deep breaths before she motions backwards a little. Taking the hint, Harry starts to slowly thrust back and forth and after a bit Row does as so and soon the two harmonize. Harry then presses against her back and starts to lick the crook of her neck as well as nibble making Row warble at the feeling. Despite this, she still feels like something's missing. "Harry… my… breasts need… some… attention…too…" Harry smiles through his panting as he reaches around her and starts to squeeze her breasts bringing lustier moans from her.

"Row… It's so… good… can't…" She just nods as she increases the tempo.

"Yess Harry… I… want this… I… Want you…" Soon after Harry's pounding into her as her wings move around him causing his to gasp as they lightly brush his sides. Soon she loses her grip as she falls onto the bed with her arms to her sides allowing Harry to hit a new bundle of nerves, sending bursts of heat through her entire body as he continues thrusting. Feeling a shudder run through her, Row eyes widen. "Yes… Yes! YES! OH BENNU YES!" Her cries become one long high pitched song as Harry gasps as he feels her tighten around her.

"Merlin! ROW!" His shout transforms into a howl before he cuts it off as he bites her in the shoulder making the two of them shudder. Harry then collapses on top of her pinning her between him and the bed. They stay like that for several minutes as whistles and clicks escape Row's lips until she groans a little. Looking behind her, she smiles.

"That… was amazing Harry…" Harry goes to pull out only for Row to growl as her eyes flash dangerously. "Don't you dare pull out yet!" Harry blinks before just laying his head on her hair as she wiggles under him. After a few more minutes, she nods and Harry pulls out from her. He blinks as Row whips around and shoves him into a sitting position before once again impaling herself on his cock and sighing as she feels it filling her once more. Still grinning, she looks at him through hazy, lust filled eyes before she kisses him. "It's a good thing you ate a lot… I know for sure that you're going to need all the energy you can get…"

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Sitting on a couch, Sal sighs to herself as she glances at the door before looking at the floor. 'Great… Now that Row's got him I'll have to wait until tomorrow… Not that I blame her since she IS my sister… but still…' She sighs again only to jump as two hands cover her eyes as a familiar voice whispers in her ear.

"Guess who…" The hands come away from her eyes letting Sal see Harry there making her blink in shock which causes Harry to smile. "Something wrong Hebi-Tenshi?" She nods quickly.

"Well, yeah! I though you were with Row in your bedroom doing the horizontal tango." Harry sweatdrops at her description of how they were having sex before pulling out a Time Turner. She blinks a little before nodding with a serious look. "Ah! You used the Time Turner I see… Just as I expected." Harry's sweatdrop is then joined by another.

'LIAR!' Shaking his head clear, Harry jerks his thumb to where his trunk is. "Come on, the trunk is probably the best place right now." Sal just nods before opening the trunk and jumping in. Harry follows and sweatdrops seeing Sal already striping with a large grin on her face. "Man, you guys really can't wait, can you?" Sal stops before shaking her head. Seeing this, Harry gets confused and starts walking towards her as he watches as she shudders. "Sal? Is some-Oof!" He's nearly knocked down as Sal careens into him. Looking down, he watches as Sal sobs into his chest. "Sal?" She looks up at him with tears in her eyes.

"Thank you." Seeing his confusion, she smiles. "Thank you for being there for me… despite my history." She shakes her head and closes her eyes happily. "I can't tell you how happy I am that you've decided to let me become your mate. Remember what I told you about what happened after I died?" Harry nods remembering that conversation. "When I was just a spirit, I followed you around. You might not have ever seen me but I was there." Thinking it over. Harry suddenly blinks in confusion.

"Wait a second… I remember feeling something wrapping around me one time after Fourth year when I was depressed… Was that you?" She looks away with a sheepish grin.

"Well… yeah actually. You looked so sad and I remembered that humans hug each other when one was like that. So… That's why I did that, though I'm surprised that not only you remembered but that you actually felt that." She continues to shake her head before smiling. "But it's the fact that you like me enough to become my mate that makes me happy. I don't know when but I fell in love with you so when I was offered to become your familiar I jumped at the chance… And now?" She starts moving towards his face before continuing. "And now I'm finally truly happy…" She softly kisses him, but one without any lust, just one with every emotion that she's feeling making Harry wide-eyed before he returns it. They stand like that for several minutes not moving, just kissing. Finally, Harry pulls away and without a word leads her to the bedroom. Walking in, Sal looks around before hearing a rustling sound. Turning, she's greeted by the sight of Harry naked as he walks over. "How…?" Harry just smirks.

"I call it… Undress no jutsu!" Sal sweatdrops at the name before face faulting but still chuckles. "So… how do you want to do this Sal? Whatever you want, I'll do." Sal looks at him for a few seconds before smiling.

"Can we… do some foreplay first? Just to get ready?" Harry just nods before pulling her into another kiss as she closes her eyes and relaxes into it. 'Finally… My wish is coming true…' She wraps her arms around his neck as she wraps her legs around his waist as he carries her over to the bed. Once there, he gently lays her down as he starts kissing around her jaw bone before she reaches up and stops him. "I want you first." Harry just nods with a smile as he sits down on the bed. Slithering off it, Sal looks at his cock before taking it in her mouth and bobbing up and down on it as she deep-throats him. After a little bit, Harry climaxes into her mouth and she greedily drinks it all down before releasing it from her mouth as she gets back on the bed with a smile. Giving her a kiss on the forehead, Harry starts kissing along her neck making her moan. Reaching her collar bone, he nips along it before lightly kissing each of her nipples before sucking on one not unlike a newborn making her gasp.

'That's it Sal… I'm going to make this night memorable for you my Hebi-Tenshi…' Finishing with her breasts, he makes his way down her toned stomach until he reaches her belly button. Internally smirking, he places his mouth on it and lightly sucks while sticking his tongue into it making Sal squeal and wiggle under him before he continues on his way. Finally reaching his destination, he focuses a moment on his Animagus form before sticking out his now much longer tongue and swiping it along her moist slit bringing a moan from her before he dives in but not before summoning two Kage Bushins who move up and start suckling her breasts again making her groan at the attention. This transforms into a shriek of pleasure as the real Harry reaches up and starts massaging the sensitive spot where her tail meets her body making her back arch as her breath starts quickening. After several moments she finally climaxes as her muscles clinch around Harry's tongue before she falls back on the bed, utterly spent. Harry just crawls up beside her and kisses her on the cheek. A few minutes later her breathing calms down as she looks at Harry with a stunned expression.

"What the hell was that?" Harry answers her with a grin causing her to blink. 'He transformed his tongue into a dragon's? Impressive… and VERY useful.' Shaking her head, she kiss him lightly before pulling away. "Harry… Um, can I ask you something?" He nods at her. "When you said that you want to let me choose how we do this… did you mean it?" Harry nods again slightly confused. "Then… I want to lay on my back as you take me so that I can stare into your eyes… The eyes of my loving mate." Harry's eyes widen at this before he shakes her head amused.

"I don't mind Sal. If that's how you want it then sure." She softly grins as she scoots to the edge of the bed before laying on her back as Harry moves into position. She gulps as he slowly enters only for him to blink as he doesn't feel any barrier like he thought there would be making him look at a red Sal.

"Er… Since I do gymnastics as part of my training I kind of no longer have a barrier…" Harry just nods as he pushes in farther until he's fully hilted in her. Then he pulls almost all the way out before moving back in as the two continue looking each other in the eye before Harry speeds up some while still keeping it torturously slow. Her tongue hangs out a little as she looks at him before kissing him. "That's it Harry… don't just mate me, make love to me… show me how much… you love me…" Harry just nods as he continues the pace as Sal huffs and pants under him as the two make out before he tightens the embrace making her moan as her rock hard nipples start grinding against his chest. Harry then growls a little as her tail wraps itself around his waist as he speeds up even more and concentrates magic and chakra into his cock making her jerk as she starts nuzzling his neck as she feels her climax building. Finally it hits her causing her eyes to fly open as she feels electricity shoot through her body as she bites Harry on the crook of his neck as he does the same to her. A few minutes later, they both come to as Harry looks at the girl below him.

"You want to go again?" She grins as she brings one leg up and over his shoulder while running a hand through his hair.

"You really want to know?" Harry's grin returns as he hardens inside her once more.

"Oh… Just wondering that's all…"

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Steve: And there we go! Yet another lemon filled chapter!

Yui: And a bit of a yuri scene between "Naruko" and Kin I noticed.

Steve: who knows… it might be the first of many such scenes…

Pen-pen: War ark wark waar! (One can only hope!)

Hinata: Me… and Naruko-chan… (Turns red and faints.)

Everyone: That was expected.

Steve: Anyways… The results are in! And the winner of the poll is… They will keep referring to each other as nii-san, though I will occasionally have them refer to each other as Harry-nii and Naruto-nii. As to the girls, some will be referred to as nee-san/-chan but others won't.

Yui: You may now begin your rant… Anyone who doesn't want any spoilers, avoid the next bit.

SPOILER ALERT!

Steve: Thank you Yui-chan… What the hell is Kishimoto thinking! First he makes Danzo the Rokudaime and now the fucker has the goddamn Sharingan! What the fucking hell! And suddenly he has enough power to kill several ANBU level shinobi without breaking a sweat! BULLSHIT! What the fuck is going on! What's next? He's somehow Madara in disguise?! Or the Sharingan he uses is Madara's?! COME THE FUCK ON! Next thing you know is that he'll be able to defeat Naruto in Sage mode! (Huffs and puffs.)

SPOILER DONE.

Yui: You done yet?

Steve: Yes… I feel SO much better now that I've gotten that off my chest.

Yui: Good. Maybe now would be a good time to go to the next chapter?

Steve: Right! Tally ho!

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