Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. I'm just playing in her world.
A/N: Eh.. this is... iffy.
Title: Death Threats.
Genre: Friendship.
Rating: T
Warning: Slightly OOC Harry(I think), iffy bad language.
Pairing/Character: Draco/Hermione, Ron, Harry.
Word Count: 312
"Harry, Ron, take a seat. I need to tell you something."
"What is it, Hermione?"
"Sit, sit. Okay, good. Right. Um, well, you know the book shop I work in?"
"Yeah."
"Well, well, uh, Dr- Malfoy works there, too."
"Why didn't you tell us?!"
"It seemed irrelevant. And will you shut up so I can get to the point?"
"Sorry."
"Anyway, as I was saying, uh … Dra- Malfoy and I have been talking, as co-workers do – don't you dare open your mouth, Ronald Bilius Weasley – and he, uh, asked me to dinner on Friday night."
"And you said?"
"Oh, I'm going to kill that fu-"
"Ron! Language!"
"..."
"I said yes."
"YOU WHAT? HERMIONE, ARE YOU BLOODY MAD?"
"Ronald! Shut up! I said yes, because he seems like a great guy. He's really changed, guys."
"I'm going to kill him, I'm going to strangle him and beat him till he's-"
"Ron!"
"..."
"Harry? Aren't you going to say something?"
"I'm not your father, Hermione, I'm your friend. I've learnt to trust your judgement, so if you think Malfoy's an alright guy then, I believe you. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to test the statement out, but I believe you. And if you like him, and want to … uh … become involved with him, then it'll take some time to get used to, but I'll accept it."
"Oh, Harry."
"But if he hurts you, nothing will stop me Avada-ing his backside."
"Harry!"
"But … but … but … it's Malfoy. Are you off your rocker?"
"Ronald!"
"I'm not your father, I'm your friend." - X-Men 3.
A/N: Eh, who thinks Harry is OOC?
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