Steve: Here we go! As promised the mission to see Kakashi's true face!
Yui: Oh… this should be good.
Pen-pen: Waarrk. (Agreed.)
Hinata: Will we actually see it Steve-san?
Steve: Um… haven't you? I mean the Byakugan can see through stuff… right?Hinata: Well… it can but you see… he has special seals interwoven in the mask to prevent the Byakugan from seeing what's under it.
Steve: …
Yui: …
Pen-pen: … Wark… warr waaarrkk wa… (… Well… that explains it…)
Steve: Okay then… (Clears throat) onto the disclaimer!
Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)
Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.
Why me?Shinigami/Demon/Inner-Sakura
'Who?' Thoughts
-YO!- Animal speech
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We join Team Seven as their walking down the road with Naruto trying his up most best to try and convince them to do what he wants. Looking around, he whispers to them. "You guys want to see it don't you? I say it's time." Sasuke just gives him a bored look.
"Now what are you talking about dobe?" Harry just raises his eyebrow and sighs.
'I feel yet another harebrained scheme coming on… And I get the feeling that this one is for the record books…' Shaking his head, Harry jerks his thumb at Sasuke. "As much as I'd hate to do so… I have to agree with Sasuke. What is it this time nii-san?" Naruto just grins.
"You know what I'm talking about…" He pulls out a flashlight and makes a scary face as he speaks in a spooky voice. "Kakashi-sensei's real face!" Sakura screams a little and bashes him in the head. Meanwhile a certain bear masked ANBU in the Hokage's office sneezes. Blinking, Tsunade looks up at him.
"Problem Tenzo?" The ANBU in question shakes his head while turning so that he can take off his mask and clean it.
"No Tsunade-sama… none at all…" The ANBU then rubs his nose. 'I wonder who's talking about me…' Back with Team Seven, Naruto's getting up as Sakura continues to screech at him.
"What the hell is the matter with you Naruto!? Are you trying to scare me to death or something!?" Naruto just grumbles as he rubs his head while Harry and his familiars sigh and shake their heads. Sasuke snorts at him and turns away.
"Dobe… You have got to be kidding me… We've finished today's mission and I am out of here. The longer I stay here the more likely I am to catch your stupidity." Sakura sighs and nods.
"He's got a point Naruto. I mean really… who cares about Sensei's face anyway…" She notices Harry looking thoughtful as does the familiars. "Well… Besides them of course." Inside her head, Inner-Sakura shakes her head.
'Who are you kidding… I want to know what he's hiding under that mask and so do you! Admit it! It'll be fun!' Sakura just sighs as Sasuke starts to walk away, only for him to stop at Naruto's next words.
"What if he has lips…like a blimp?" Sasuke stops in mid-stride as Naruto's words echo in his mind over and over again. An image of Kakashi pulling down his mask revealing huge lips that are half the size of his face appears in all their minds. Seeing him waving from side to side, Naruto snickers. 'Almost… Just a little push more…' He then grins. "Or maybe… he has huge buck teeth…" Sasuke stops waving from side to side and stands straight as a bored as they all think it over. In their minds an image of Kakashi turning to them with a Icha Icha Paradise book and pulling it down to reveal buck teeth that extends to his collar bone appears giggling. Sasuke starts twitching as Naruto's grin widens. Harry just blinks at the images and scratches his chin.
"Or he might have really bad acne…" An image appears of Kakashi pulling down his mask to eat with huge pimples and boils all over his face causing them all to blink before shaking that image from their heads. Sal then shakes her head and raises her finger.
"Well I heard that he has one of those beautiful faces and that the reason that Orochimaru likes little boys is that he saw Kakashi without his mask on when he was younger." They all blink at that and shiver. An hour later finds them all at Ichiraku's. Watching as the Teuchi makes a bowl of ramen, Kakashi crosses his arms in suspicion.
"Well now… this is out of the ordinary…" Teuchi places the order in front of him as Kakashi glances at Harry and Naruto from the corner of his eye. "You guys treating me to lunch? I wouldn't be surprised if it snowed on me…" At that moment a massive load of snow falls on top of him, buring him as his students pull out a large sigh and give victory signs.
"HE FELL FOR IT!" A moment later everything's normal revealing it was all in his imagination. Harry just sighs and grumbles that he could do WAY better then that for a prank as the others are staring at Kakashi as if he just grew a second head (Somewhere Sakon and Ukon sneeze all over Kimimaro before running for their lives as he chases them). Kakashi just nods to himself.
"You know what I mean?" The other members all wince and jerk away. He then looks up. "Yes… I wouldn't be surprised if it snowed on me…" He raises his hands as if to ward off something falling on him before shrugging. "… Or something." He reaches for the bowl only for it to explode spraying him with the ramen that had been in it with the Genin once again congratulating themselves. Once again it's revealed to be something he imagined. Harry just continues to grumble that he could do better then that.
"If that was me it would be itching powder spraying you… or it would be a potion designed turn you different colors… Not to mention it would be a waste of perfectly good ramen and a sacrilege to the ramen kami… Give me and the rest of us a little more credit then something so obvious would you…" They all just stare at him before turning back to Kakashi who nods as the ramen bowl is set before him.
"Would that be the idea… like a pile of snow… or maybe…" He reaches towards the chopsticks and flinches only to sigh as nothing happens. "I guess I'm just being silly." He bends down to eat some only for a massive gloved fist to come out of nowhere and smash him into the other side of the street with the genin congratulating themselves on pranking their sensei as Ayame grins wielding the extending fist. This, of course, is once again an imagined prank as Harry nods seriously to himself.
"Now THAT is something I would do for a prank…" Everyone in earshot sweatdrops including Naruto only for them to increase as Harry continues. "… Or I'd spike your drink with something, and have you wake up on the other side of town tomorrow naked with the taste of Lima beans in your mouth…" Kakashi just coughs a little to clear his throat before using a scanning jutsu on his water.
'I'm never trusting anything I drink ever again…' Harry just grins and gives a small mental victory sigh.
'HA! I love making people paranoid… It's sooo much fun!' Kakashi just looks at them suspiciously.
"Well?" His eyes narrow as he slouches a little. "You guys are up to something…Right?" The group all leans away from him as Naruto shakes his head while trying to maintain a innocent look as he waves his hands.
"Wha… wha…. What? Are you crazy?!" He starts rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. Sakura just grins a little as she waves towards the food.
"Ka… Kakashi-sensei, please! Ah… You just got out of the hospital… so please, um… go ahead and eat!" Kakashi just looks at her even more suspicious then before only to shrug as he reaches for the chopsticks as the bowl is set before him.
"Well then… Guess I should just dig in then." Ayame just nods as she motions to the bowl.
"Please have some! The pork is on us. Nothing else but the best for our favourite customers' sensei!" Meanwhile in her head she's washing out her mouth with soap. 'Kuso! I feel so dirty for even SAYING that. Sensei? Don't make me puke!' She then mentally sighs. 'Harry-kun better make it up to me… Or Hedwig-chan… whichever one first… or maybe both…' Her thoughts trail off as a trickle of blood escapes her nose. The rest of the group narrows their eyes as they stare at Kakashi as he breaks up his chopsticks.
"Mmm… This looks good…" They all gulp as he reaches up and slowly reaches up to the bridge of his nose and starts to pull down his mask… only for Team Ten to appear between them and bloke their view as Ino tries to glomp Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun! I've been looking for you all day! What a coincidence you being here and all!" Naruto and Sakura just scream as they've missed their chance.
"GAH! INO/PIGGY! YOU KUSO BAKA!" Harry just sighs and lays his chin on his fist as Sakura and Ino get into a bickering match.
"I should have known it was too easy…" He turns ands raises an eyebrow as he watches Hedwig and Ayame share a kiss. "… Now that's something a bit different…" Of course none of them notice a twitching Teuchi watching them make out with a nosebleed as he tries to look away.
'She's my daughter… she's my daughter…. MY BABY GIRL IS KISSING ANOTHER GIRL! GAH!' Sakura meanwhile is getting into a fight with Ino as she tries to get her out of the way.
"MOVE INO-PIG! YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING WAY!" Naruto tries to get around them to see himself.
"Kuso! I can't see!" They manage to get the obstruction out of the way in time to see Kakashi readjusting his mask as he sighs.
"Ah! That was good and hit the spot!" He nods to himself. "That was very tasty…" Naruto's jaw just drops in disbelief.
"So… That was so fast!" Kakashi just glances at the groups who are frozen in mid fight.
"Hmm? Something wrong you guys?" Sakura just shakes her head nervously.
"Er… NO! No… Uh… what makes you think that Kakashi-sensei?" Before he can say anything, Naruto notices something.
"Wait a second… what's that?" They all look to see Teuchi looking at Kakashi with a slight blush on his face.
"Ah… eh… eh…" Kakashi just blinks in confusion.
"Huh? What's with him?" Seeing this, the group look between them and all nod as they say the same thing.
"Okay now I'm curious." It's at this point that they all hear something and turn to see Hedwig and Ayame making out on the counter with Ayame's hands up the transformed owl's shirt. Kakashi just blinks as a massive blush erupts on his face and a few drops of blood escape his mask. Shikamaru and Choji, however, get blown backwards by the jets of blood escaping their noses. Teuchi just faints at the sight of the spectacle. Sakura just sighs as her eyebrow twitches before throwing Kakashi's empty bowl at Hedwig's head, hitting it and getting her attention.
"GET A FREAKING ROOM YOU TWO!" They blink before looking at Harry who nervously moves away only for Hedwig to grab him by the scuff of the neck. She then look towards Ayame who grins and jerks her thumb at the storeroom in the back. Hedwig grins and nods as she drags Harry into the room with them which causes even more blood to leak from Kakashi's mask and Sakura to go red. "KUSO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT BAKAS!" From his place on the ground Shikamaru just groans.
"Troublesome guys with all the troublesome luck… troublesome…" Ino just stares in disbelief at the door as her jaw hit's the ground before turning to a twitching Sakura.
"What… the… hell?!" Sakura just sighs and shrugs.
"I swear…" She then shivers a little. "At least it's better then that time I walked in on my Okaa-san…" Naruto just shrugs before sighing.
"Fucking kuso… we were SO CLOSE!' He then glares at Ino causing her to shiver as Kyubi grumbles in his head.
'Now I want to know what the hell he looks like… but Noooo! The fucking Blondie just had to ruin it! If I wasn't in this fucking seal I swear I would put the hurting on her…' Naruto just nods at that still annoyed.
'Tell me about it Kyubi-chan… Tell me about it.' Ino just twitches nervously at the KI directed at her coming from Sakura, Naruto, Sal, Row, and Sasuke. She then leaves while dragging the rest of her team behind her. As Team Seven leaves, Row notices the blood on the countertop from Kakashi and smirks as she walks over to it while pulling a vial from a pocket.
'This should be VERY useful… Kukukukukuku!' Kakashi just shivers feeling like someone just walked over his grave. Soon after, the rest of the team minus Kakashi (Harry and Hedwig looking dishevelled) gather near a fence. Naruto looks at them while adopting a serious expression before turning away and bringing his fist near his face.
"That's it! There's nothing in this world that's going to stop me from seeing that fucking face of Kakashi-sensei's if it's the last thing I do!" Sakura just looks at him with a raised eyebrow.
"That's nice and all… but how? You got any ideas in that demented mind of your's?" Naruto just manically grins as he answers.
"Don't you worry Sakura-chan…" He then pulls out the flashlight again while speaking in a spooky voice as he turns to them. "We'll see that face one way or another or my name isn't Uzumaki-Potter Naruto!" Sakura just bashes him in the head annoyed, none of then noticing the Bear masked ANBU nearby sneezing and grumbling about having to clean the inside of his mask yet again.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY NARUTO!? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A STUPID LITTLE TROLL! AND I DON'T MEAN THE DOLL EITHER!" Harry just shakes his head in annoyance.
"Has he been breathing potion fumes again? That WOULD explain things…" Sasuke just rolls his eyes in annoyance.
'Baka's…' Naruto meanwhile is rubbing his head as a large bump grows on it as he looks up at Sakura.
"Well then Smarty pants, how do YOU suppose we catch a glimpse of Kakashi-sensei's face then? Huh? How do we?" Sakura's caught off guard by this and looks around with a slight blush.
"Um… we… uh… that is to say… ah…" Sasuke just looks away with a scowl.
"We'll just have to follow him around for the day…" He then shrugs. "He'll have to take the mask at some point." Sakura nods as she thinks it over.
"That's… not a half bad idea Sasuke… I say we do it." Harry and the familiars just shrug as they agree. Naruto just snorts.
"Great plan Captain Obvious…" Sakura just smacks him in the back of the head.
"I don't see you coming out with anything…" A little later, Kakashi is walking down the street carrying a bag of groceries as he hums to himself. He suddenly stops as he sees a display window with Icha Icha displayed. He stands there for a moment before dropping the groceries and starts moving back in forth in front of the window. Naruto just stares at him in confusion form his and the other's hiding spot on top of a nearby roof.
"What in the hell is Kakashi-sensei doing down there…" Sakura's eyebrow starts twitching as she watches their sensei drool over the porn in the display.
"Man… he's such a pervert… how disappointing…" At that moment, Kakashi whips around and looks directly at their hiding spot with the group ducking out of sight. Sasuke starts scowling.
"Kuso… he's onto us!" Sakura then blames Naruto who denies it's his fault. Harry just looks over the edge and sweatdrops seeing what Kakashi is really looking at… a poster for the "Icha Icha Paradise movie". Kakashi gulps as his throat goes dry.
"Wait…They're… my favourite book… is being made into a movie!" He continues to stare in disbelief at the multi-story sign before he rushes off. "I better order tickets in advance!" Behind Harry, the familiars nod in agreement making Harry mumble about being surrounded by perverts. As he disappears, Sakura looks over the edge.
"He's on the move…" Sasuke nods as does Naruto.
"Right! Let's follow him before we lose him…" They then nod before rushing after him as they all follow him via the rooftops to a nearby side street where they find he's vanished. Sakura looks around as she sighs.
"He's gone…" Sasuke growls as he grits his teeth.
"Great… he got away…" Naruto just scowls as Harry just rolls his eyes, already regretting coming along.
"You have got to be kidding me… where in the hell did he vanish off to…" At that moment Kakashi appears behind them once again carrying his groceries as he looks down at them.
"Hey…. What are you guys doing?" The whole group jumps a little as his sudden appearance scares them. "Do you guys need me for something? Hmm?" The group just shake their head in the negative and tell him no, they don't need him. A while later, the group is gathered around the fence once more as Naruto gains a confused look.
"Hey… how'd you guys think he figured out that we were tailing him huh?" Sakura taps her chin in thought as she thinks it over.
"Maybe… he sensed us? He WAS an ANBU captain at one point remember? Maybe it was some kind of advanced ANBU only technique? And maybe there's just too many of us." Sasuke glances over at her thoughtfully.
'An ANBU class technique… if he has one like that then I must learn it… so I can sense them…' He shivers a little at the stalkers known as fan girls. Naruto once again pulls out the flashlight
"Have you forgotten all the stealth techniques…" She then bashes him over the head as Harry just sighs as they all hear a sneeze come from a nearby washroom.
"That's getting real old real quick nii-san…" Naruto just grumbles as Sasuke states they should continue to trail him since it would be good practice to which Harry just nods as he shrugs. "It would be I suppose… well, let's go then." He then suggests them doing it solo causing them all to sigh as they head out. An hour later, Naruto's following Kakashi through one of Konoha's many side streets as he walks down it reading the book to himself. Kakashi suddenly vanishes and Naruto snaps his fingers.
"Rats! So close!" A little ways, the rest of the group have stopped for tea when they turn to see a sheepish Naruto scratching the back of his neck in embarrassment. "He… Um… got away… sorry." They all just sighs a Sakura pats him on the shoulder.
"At least you tried…" Sakura's the next one to find him, this time in front of the memorial stone as it rains heavily due to a autumn storm. Watching him, she cocks her head to the side as she talks to herself.
"I wonder what Kakashi-sensei is doing here… He hasn't moved in ages… Wait a second! Don't tell me…" she runs out and faces him and revealing that Kakashi is really a scarecrow done up to look like him making her groan…
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After trying (and failing) to trail Kakashi the day before, they head out with him to do another mission. Of course, Harry just shakes his head since he knows they're going to try and look under his mask yet again. Noticing them staring at him, Kakashi blinks. "What is with you guys today… It's like you're ready for anything." At their answer of they are, he nods. "That's good to hear." They then all head out to a nearby village. Unknown to them, they're being followed by a group of masked ninja.
"I've finally found you… Hatake Kakashi…" The leader of the ninja chuckles evilly to himself. "Kakashi… It's been a long time, but my revenge is finally at hand…" One of the other ninja blinks and looks at him.
"Revenge? Revenge for what?" The leader just punches the ninja in the head.
"You fool! Have you forgotten!?" He then looks away. "Well, I haven't… It's been three years since…" He flashes back to when Kakashi beat him and the two with him when they had been bothering a woman. Later (after Naruto unknowingly foils a plan to poison Kakashi) Sasuke outlines his plan to see him with out a mask which involves a nearby hot spring. A little later, the three boys are all in the hot spring with Naruto giving Sasuke a nod.
"Good thinking teme… Who would possibly wear a mask in a hot spring…" Harry just watches somewhat annoyed as he notices Sal swimming under the water near him.
'What the hell is wrong with them… They just won't let up… and neither is nii-san and the others about Hatake's face under the mask…' Sasuke just nods at what Naruto just said with a smirk on his face before glaring at Naruto.
"Ok dobe… that's enough and zip your lips already." On a rock above them, the three ninja are gathered watching the hot spring as the leader manically laughs.
"Tonight you've taken your last breath Kakashi…" He reaches down and pulls a small dart from the waistband of his underwear and holds it up. "I've coated this blow dart in an elixir I've concocted that brings about uncontrollable laughter." He then grins imagining Kakashi laughing before keeling over. "You'll die laughing… A fitting end for one such as you…" Above them, Row and Hedwig just glance down before shrugging and putting their binoculars back on. Row does look at Hedwig from the corner of her eye though.
"Should we do anything about them? They are trying to KILL Kakashi after all and however much we might dislike him right now, he's still a member of the team." Hedwig pulls herself away from her spying on Harry and gives Row a raised eyebrow before looking down again at the three and shrugging as she turns back.
"Nah… Besides it's great for the entertainment value at least." She frowns a little as she watches though. "I just wish that there wasn't so much steam around here. It's preventing me from seeing anything…" Row just sighs and nods in agreement. In the female side of the hot springs, Sakura sighs.
"Kuso… I wanted to see his face too you know…" She then hangs her head with another sigh. "But with these hot springs it's just not possible…" As she blowing bubbles, she hears Naruto call out to Kakashi.
"Hey! What's taking so long Kakashi-sensei?" Kakashi just sighs from where he is.
"One sec… I'll be there in a moment you guys…" Sakura just perks up a little before swimming over towards the edge.
"Screw this! I have got to see this!" At that moment, Kakashi opens the door and steps out… wearing a mask. Both Sasuke and Naruto sweatdrops as they face fault.
"You have got to be kidding us!" The two then walk out a few minutes later and see a bunch of ninja uniforms on hangers in the changing room before grinning. The three ninja return to get their stuff only to find it all gone.
"WHAT! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OUR STUFF!?" Back in the Hot spring, Harry does a quick spell on a laughing frog before it dies as he settles back down only for a twitching eyebrow to develop. Seeing this, Kakashi raises his eyebrow in askance.
"Something the matter Harry?" He just nods causing him to blink. "Well? What is it?" In answer, Harry reaches down into the water and pulls up Sal in her animal form making Kakashi sweatdrop. "Ah…" Harry just looks over at where he knows Hedwig and Row to be before throwing Sal over there. Hearing the crashing sounds, he nods before shouting.
"Will you three please stop sneaking in! I swear you're as bad as Ero-Sennin for this crap!" From nearby everyone hears Jeraiya's voice call out.
"Like hell! They're amateurs compared to me!" Soon after the screams start as he gets beaten to a pulp by a hoard of angry women causing them all to sigh at the Gama Sennin's stupidity…
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Three of the genin are tired as they head out with Harry having a grin as the lady owner of the hot spring wishes them goodbye. As they walk away, Kakashi glances at Harry with a knowing look. "So… I see by your expression that you got laid last night. May I ask by who?" Harry just glares at him.
"None of your fucking business who I screwed last night you pervert." Kakashi just shrugs his shoulders as he turns back to his book. The group keeps on heading to their destination, a nearby farm not noticing the water barrel following them… well, Harry does and he sweatdrops a little. 'Do they honestly think that their actually doing a good job hiding from us…?' After reaching the farm, Kakashi gives them their jobs and walks away. Harry just watches in amusement as the other three get into a group, all three of them being beat. Naruto just sighs.
"I don't know guys… I can't take much more of this. My nerves are about shot from everything." Sasuke just closes his eyes and nods.
"I'm getting pretty fed up myself." Sakura just sighs and nods as she looks at the other two.
"And I'm getting pretty tired myself as well so that makes three…" She looks over at a grinning Harry who waves. "… Except for that asshole over there that is…" Naruto and Sasuke both sigh and nod. Naruto then looks at the other two and nods.
"Ok then! Desperate times call for desperate measures!" The other two look at each other. After a few minutes, the three are standing there in the ninja outfits that Naruto and Sasuke stole. Sasuke just looks at Naruto with an annoyed look.
"Why… are we even dressed like this dobe?" Naruto just snorts from behind a mask.
"Why else? We're going to pose as a trio of rogue ninja of course!" After they ask him what the plan is, Naruto goes into a pose that leaves Harry on the ground laughing. Giving him a annoyed look, Naruto grumbles. Soon after, the three are confronting Kakashi who looks at them in confusion.
"What are you three up to now?" Sitting on a nearby fence post with his chin in his hand, Harry sighs as he hangs his head and rolls his eyes.
"I swear… This is the best they could come up with… I give them five seconds before Naruto-nii-san screws it up…" He watches as Naruto tells him that they're a trio of three ninjas who want to fight him and they're not there to see what he looks like under the mask… which leads to Harry sighing and Sakura bashing him into the ground.
"YOU BAKA! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING HIM MORE INFORMATION THEN HE NEEDS" The three ninja choose that moment to appear from the barrel they were hiding in.
"Hatake Kakashi! Today is the day you die! Thanks to this elixir that will cause you to weep uncontrollably… GAH!" His eyes pop out as he sees Kakashi lift three of his students, who are bound in rope, above his head as he watches them.
"Ah! That's funny, I was wondering exactly how long you guys were going to hide for." He drops his three students making them groan. As he continues to look at the three rogue ninja. "So you finally decided to show yourselves." The three start backing away, ignoring the three, he looks down at his students. "Before I get to you three though… Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto.." The three named flinch as he raises an eyebrow. "What are you guys doing dressed like that?" Naruto starts stumbling as he tries to come up with something. Sakura just gulps.
'Oh man… I have got to come out with something… and quick!' Thinking quickly, she points at the rogue ninja. "You fools! You fell right into our trap! We knew the whole time that you were targeting Kakashi-sensei!" Harry and the familiars just look at her with a sweatdrop while thinking the same thing.
'LIAR!' The three rogues all gain shocked looks as they lean away.
"Im… IMPOSSIBLE! You mean to tell me that our machinations were exposed from the very beginning!?" Harry just snorts bringing their attention to him.
"Well duh! Let's see…" He starts ticking off things on his fingers. "First there was the narcotic in the food back in the hot spring to cause uncontrollable hiccups…" The other human members of Team Seven blink not having known that tidbit. "Second, there was that dart coated with an elixir to cause uncontrollable laughter… the frog you hit is fine by the way." The rogues just blink at the randomness of the last comment. "And now with the weeping potion… Surely you can do better then that!" He shakes his head and sighs. "If you really wanted to kill him you should have coated the pages of his Icha Icha with something that could seep through the skin… now THAT would have been a good idea." He notices the stares from the others. "What?" Kakashi sighs and looks at him in disbelief.
"You mean to tell me that you've actually come up with ways to kill me?" Harry nods with a grin making a sweatdrop appear on his head. "I am your sensei you know…" Harry just shrugs.
"What can I say? You've really pissed me off in the last few months so I've had to somehow let off some steam… And that's why I've written this book." He pulls out a small note book titled "1001 ways to kill Hatake Kakashi" causing Kakashi to face fault. "Of course… I've only got eight-hundred and three ways so far… Like a One Thousand Years of Pain using Pepper spray. Saw that on a show once and it looks like a particularly nasty way to die since it would eat away at-" Kakashi stops him right there.
"A little TOO much information there Harry…" He looks at the bloodthirsty grin on Harry's face and shivers. 'Maybe I should teach him something so he doesn't decide to test them out on me…' Sakura shakes it off and looks back at the rogues who are staring at Harry.
"Er… Yeah! And this was all just a ruse to lure you out and you fell for it hook, line and sinker!" The leader of the rogues points at Sakura with a shocked look.
"So we were caught up in your web of deception!" The other two nod as they freak out.
"Gah! We underestimated them since they were kids! How shocking!" Naruto just looks at Sakura and wonders why he wasn't let in on the plan. Kakashi meanwhile scratches his forehead in confusion.
"Well… I don't really know what's going on around here…" He notices Harry chuckling evilly in a manner not unlike a certain snake Sannin and sweatdrops. "… And I don't really know if I want to in certain cases…" He shrugs a little as he starts walking towards the rogues. "But whatever." As he gets closer the three back away before falling to their knees and bowing.
"We're sorry! Please forgive us!" Kakashi's face becomes shadowed as he leans down.
"Words aren't going to help you three now…" He then beats them before hanging them from the barn door. As their swinging, the leader hangs his head in defeat.
"I don't believe this… It's three years ago all over again… We're swinging from a rope like a oversized Yo-yo… You've gotten us all tussled up like then and in the same rope too…" Kakashi looks at them and asks who they are making them cry. "And he doesn't even remember us…" Harry then sidles up and grins as he pulls on a pair of brass knuckles.
"Sweet! I've needed a new punching bag for a while now…" Kakashi just sighs as he watches Harry use the three as such making them scream. "Oh shut up already! You deserve it! What did that frog do to you to deserve for you to nearly cause it to croak… Hey! I made a funny!" Kakashi just hangs his head as he seems to turn to stone.
'He cares more about the frog then me…?' As the sun sets, Team Seven leaves the farm, the beaten rogue ninja still hanging from the door as they swing back and forth groaning. Finally, Naruto looks at Kakashi seriously.
"Hey, Kakashi-sensei…" He looks up at Naruto from the Icha Icha he's holding in gloved hands and asks what he wants. "What are you hiding underneath your mask?" Kakashi looks at him for several seconds.
"You want to know what's under my mask?" Naruto nods. "You sure?" Another nod. "You should have just said so in the first place." Sakura blinks and looks at Kakashi with a shine in her eyes.
"So does this mean you'll show us?" Kakashi shrugs his shoulders.
"Sure. I mean, what's the big deal?" He blinks as his team crowds around him in anticipation as he reaches up to his mask. "All right…" As he grasps it, images from all their guesses run through their minds. Sakura gulps as she imagines him with large lips.
'Blimp lips…' Sasuke's eye twitches as he images the image of their teacher with large front teeth.
'Or buck teeth…' Naruto leans forwards as he imagines a small mouth on him making kissy faces.
'Or a tiny mouth…' Harry just raises an eyebrow.
'Ten to one he's going to piss us off somehow… Thankfully I got my own plan to find out what's under there…' Kakashi just continues to pull down his mask.
"Beneath my mask is… Behind this mask is…" They all repeat it in their heads as he whips off his mask to reveal… "Another mask! Pretty cool huh!?" As the other human members go into a state of shock and Kakashi laughs, Harry and the familiars shake their heads in exasperation.
'Saw that one coming from a mile away…'
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Walking into his room, Harry shuts the door behind him before locking it. Turning, he's greeted to the sight of the three familiars. "Is it all ready? Is everything complete to reveal Konoha's greatest secret… Kakashi's true face?!" Hedwig solemnly nods as she hands him over a goblet of Polyjuice potion.
"Yup… We added the blood Row collected from Ichiraku's counter top from him…" She motions to the goblet and gulps. "Hopefully this isn't one of those 'Things not meant to be known by man' type deals…" Harry just shrugs.
"Well… bottoms up!" Drinking the potion, Harry makes a face as his hair turns silver and he grows. Once the transformation is done, he notices the three familiars looking at him in shock. Blinking, he looks into a nearby mirror and his eye widens. "BLOODY FUCKING HELL!" Row just nods still out of it.
"Yeah… That's surprising…" Harry suddenly starts grinning before breaking out in maniacal laughter bringing the familiars out of their shocked states. Row just gives Harry a odd look. "Ok… What's with you?" Harry's grin if anything grows wider.
"Simple… Grab the camera… time for some blackmail…" The familiars all blink before grins identical to Harry's break out on their faces. At a bar, Kakashi suddenly shivers in fear and looks around wildly.
'What the hell… Felt like someone just walked over my grave…'
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Steve: And there we go! Well? How was it?
Yui: Harry and the familiars found out using Polyjuice potion? Why the hell didn't Naruto think of that?
Steve: Well, of course he would use it. As to Naruto… He just never thought of it.
Hinata: I wonder… Would Harry-kun let me in on the blackmail…?
Steve: (Sweatdrops) I don't think that's the point Hinata. Anyways, time for the next chapter! See you all there!
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