Steve: Well… here I am for another new update. Sorry about the wait you guys, I had a lot of stuff to do and I wrote whenever I could.
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Steve: You… actually agreed with her over me? Guess miracles do happen. Maybe you'll start being nicer from now on.
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Hermione just sighs as she looks at the assembled council members before shaking her head. 'Why am I doing this again?' Harry's face then flashes across her mind's eye making her sigh again. 'That's right… Harry put me in this position… I'm going to kill him for this…' Koharu then clears her throat bringing Hermione's attention back to the council. "Sorry about that… Did you say something?" Koharu glares at her as various members snicker at how similar to Kakashi she just sounded. Koharu just grits her teeth before asking her question again.
"I asked Hermione-san, what exactly happened and what those strange creatures that were encountered were? I've personally been all over the Elemental Countries and I have never seen anything like them before." Hermione just barely holds in a snort of contempt at what she just said.
'Somehow I doubt that you've been all over the Elemental Countries you old hag.' On the outside she manages to keep a straight face. "I have no doubt of that Honoured Elder. The creatures sighted haven't been seen in the Elemental Countries for a very long time." She then walks over to a table in the middle of the council chambers and pulls back a cloth to reveal a creature with a stab wound in it's chest that looks like a cross between a bird and a reptile. What catches most of the assembled Shinobi's attention is the large, sharp teeth and the long claws on the hands as well as the sickle shaped one on the feet. "In fact, they haven't been seen for millions of years. The creature on the table I have identified as a type of dinosaur named a 'Raptor'. Most likely a Deinonychus judging by it's skeletal structure." She has to hold back several chuckles as she watches several members trying to repeat the strange sounding name. "It's name means 'terrible claw' and references the large killing claw on it's foot. The incredible thing is that these creatures have been extinct for at least sixty-five million years." Danzo leans forwards as he is actually interested in what happened since it's so far out of anything he's ever experienced or seen.
"May I ask how exactly you have knowledge of these… creatures? I have never heard of them and also how do you know when they existed? I personally have doubts as to the… accuracy of your information." Hermione just snorts before having several Chunin hand out papers to the council members with information on them before answering.
"I know because where me and Harry comes from there's an entire science built around the study of extinct life called Palaeontology, or 'The study of ancient life'. These are people who spend their lives searching for fossils and then making guesses based on them. Dinosaurs are just something from it that every kid knows about." She then chuckles as she shakes her head. "In fact I remember having a stuffed stegosaurus when I was a gaki called Stegy. I loved that toy so much." Seeing the raised eyebrows, she rapidly clears her throat. "Anyways… enough of that! Back to the matter at hand. The fact is that now there's a forest approximately the size of the Forest of Death in an area where the battle against the Kyubi had killed all life and it contains creatures that have not existed for millions of years. We have the forest contained for now though and nothing's getting out of it. We'll soon be putting a fence around it like the one for Area 44. But the most interesting thing was who was found inside of it." Tsume just nods her head as she plays her part in the plan.
"Yes, Uzumaki Kushina and the Yondaime's former student Rin were both found in the forest alive according to the reports. Beaten up, yes… Battered, oh hell yes, but alive. I wonder though how they wound up there since they were both MIA, assumed KIA, in the battle against the Kyubi no Kitsune. If I'm reading this right, to them only a few months have passed. How is this possible? And if those creatures, these 'Dinosaurs' are from as far back as you say, then how did they arrive here?" Hermione just sighs as she runs her hands through her hair before looking up at the council members.
"What I am going to say here is only a matter of conjecture with what I know. I hope that you can understand that all I have to go on is reports and information that I have dragged up from various books on temporal mechanics." Shikaku just nods his head in understanding.
"It's troublesome, but I think that we all can understand that. Anything you know is likely to be far more then we do at this moment otherwise it would be too troublesome to say anything as it is." Hermione just nods at that.
"True enough Nara-sama." She then sighs again. "What I believe happened was a temporal distortion originally caused by the clashing of energy when the Kyubi attacked." She notices several people leaning in and smiles under her mask of bandages. "Wizards have studied time for many years and we know more about it then most. Most people assume that time runs like a one way road. It doesn't. Rather, it runs more like a river with many eddies, bends, and currents. While time does normally run in one direction, it is possible to create a eddy if you use enough energy. What I believe happened was that the defeat of the Kyubi along with the energy already released by high powered jutsus as well as the summoning of the Shinigami created an eddy. Originally, the eddy transported Kushina-san and Rin-san back into the Age of Dinosaurs." She gets interrupted by Momo pointing out something.
"I don't mean to be rude and interrupt Hermione-san, but… If this happened, then how did they return with a piece of land? Shouldn't they have been stuck there?" Hermione nods as she acknowledges the question.
"You are, of course, right. What I think happened was that the energy used created a… tether to this time." She pulls out a rubber band before summoning a water clone. "Imagine this rubber band being the tether for a moment if you will." The Mizu Bushin grabs the other end and they begin to stretch it. "One end, mine, is anchored in the present day somehow. Likely through the bond of blood with her son or for some other reason. The other end, the Bushin's, is anchored where Kushina-san and Rin-san were millions of years ago. Now as time passed since the battle, the tether slowly stretched farther and farther." The two start walking away from each other, stretching the band between them until they can't go any farther without snapping it. "Now, eventually the band would reach the maximum amount of stretch. Once it gets to this point, it has two possible outcomes. One: It finally snaps. Or two, if there's enough energy it can snap back." The Bushin let's go and the band snaps back to where Hermione is. "The second is what happened. The only reason that it could snap back like this was that it drained the Kyubi's chakra in Naruto as well as both Naruto's and Harry's normal chakra and magic. It was just enough to allow this. The energy field generated was also enough to bring back a large amount of land with them. Hence the strange forest." Soon after, the Council dismisses her and Hermione leaves with a barely noticeable sigh of relief. After Apparating back to the Uzumaki-Potter Compound, she sits down on a couch in one of the studies with a groan. Hearing a chuckle, she turns and glares at Harry. "Oh, sure. Laugh it up Harry. I thought for sure that they were going to see through my lie." Harry just shakes his head.
"No chance of that I'm afraid Hermione. The civilians are not the brightest bunch besides Momo-nee-chan and the Shinobi Council already knows the truth of the matter." Hermione just chuckles herself before shaking her head.
"You know that you're forgetting about the Elders, right?" Harry just chuckles and says that he's not too worried about them at this moment. "By the way… how did you transport that forest there and where did you find one with dinosaurs in it?" Harry just grins at this before winking.
"There are many worlds out there Hermione and not all of them are at the same point in time. As to how… Dragon magic." Hermione's eyebrows nearly meet her hair causing him to chuckle. "Hermione, what do expect from a race that could spend decades creating a single spell? As well as a race that's famous for being able to get away? Of course they would be able to create a spell to transport chunks of land." Harry just sighs as he sits down. "I'm just glad that it's all over with now. No more hiding out now." Hermione just chuckles at that.
"Bet that Kushina, Lily, and Rin are right happy about that." Harry just nods and is about to say some more when Hana walks in with a confused look on her face causing Hermione to blink. "Hana? Something wrong?" She just nods making Hermione blink again. "Well? What is it?" Her answer sends both Harry and Hermione into a panic.
"I think that my water just broke."
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Tsunade is crouching in between a panting Hana's thighs before looking up to see both Hana with Harry seated right behind her on the bed with an expression of pain and agony on his face… Though this might be because Hana is literally crushing the bones in his hand into paste. "Okay Hana, you're doing good. You're doing real good. Okay… Keep breathing in an out… in and out… Take deep breaths…" Her eyebrow starts twitching at the response she gets.
"I AM BREATHING IN AND OUT YOU OLD HAG!" She just growls before shouting at the person.
"I'M TALKING ABOUT HANA YOU FUCKING BAKA! HANA'S THE ONE TO BREATH IN AND OUT! NOT YOU HARRY!" She then turns to the side and snarls at a heavily panting Naruto. "AND THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU GAKI!" Hana just keeps panting and gritting her teeth between screams.
"KUSO! WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS I'M GOING TO FUCKING CASTRATE YOU HARRY AND FUCKING SHOVE YOUR CUT-OFF DICK RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS BEFORE I SHOVE YOUR BALLS DOWN YOUR THROAT! DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME UZUMAKI-POTTER HARRY! YOU ARE KUSO FUCKING DEAD YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Harry just sweatdrops at that before shaking his head.
'Looks like I'm going to have to use that spell I've been working on… it should work…' He whispers something in Latin and before you know it, Hana's pain is halved. Blinking, she looks back with a wince on her face to see an identical one on Harry's.
"GAH! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU FUCKING DO HARRY?!" Harry just shakes his head and tells her to worry about that later. "YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I'LLLL GAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Tsunade just looks up at the two and shakes her head.
"You're doing good Hana. Dilation is nearly wide enough for the baby to come through… don't give up on me now!" Hana's response to scream a string of curses as another contraction hits which is mirrored by Harry's own muffled shout. Two hours later, she pulls away with a object in a blanket before swatting part of it causing it to cry. Cleaning it off, she hands the newborn over to two new proud parents. "Congratulations you two. You have a healthy baby boy." Both Harry's and Hana's sweat-and-tear streaked faces break out into smiles as they look down at their son. Tsunade just chuckles as she gathers up the afterbirth before sending it down to be tested. 'You two will do just fine.' Hana just looks up from the baby in exhaustion and kisses Harry on the cheek.
"He's… so beautiful Harry-kun." Harry just nods in agreement.
"Yeah… he is." He then chuckles as Hana begins to give their baby his first meal. "I can't believe that I'm saying this but… I'm kind of jealous of him." Hana just chuckles before giving him a small grin.
"You know it…" A puzzled look comes over her face before she gives Harry a raised eyebrow. "By the way… what did that spell that you cast do? All I know is that you whispered it and the pain seemed to… diminish." Harry just chuckles.
"It's a little something that I've been working on ever since I found out that you were pregnant. It's a spell designed for the caster to share half of someone's pain. In this case, I took and felt half of the labour pains as if it was me going through it." Hana just looks at him in shock causing him to blush. "I… knew that it was painful and I wanted to take away as much of it as I could Hana-chan. It does take two after all for a baby." Hana just shakes her head before looking at him.
"Come here you…" She then pulls him into a soul-searing kiss. After the two pull away, Hana just gives him a look filled with love. "Thank you for doing that Harry. You didn't have to, but I'm glad that you did just the same." Tsunade just chuckles before asking if the others can come in. The two nod and soon after various members of the Rookie Nine and Gai's team, along with Harry's and Naruto's girlfriends enter the room. Looking around the room, Hana spots Bella hanging back and motions her forwards. Once she gets close enough, Hana holds out her baby. "Would you like to hold him Bella?" Bella just looks at her in shock before pointing at herself.
"You mean… me?" Hana and Harry both nod and gulping, Bella gently takes the baby, and after being shown how, holds him to her chest while looking down in amazement. "He's so little…" Harry just nods as the various females crowd Bella trying to take a look while cooing. Lily then looks over at him with a soft smile.
"So what's my grandson's name Harry?" Harry just grins as he looks at Hana.
"Well… We won't know his last name until we know for certain whether he has the Inuzuka bloodline, or magic. But me and Hana-chan had a talk and she agreed with the name I want to give him." Hana just chuckles as she shakes her head.
"What Harry-kun hasn't said is that it's Inuzuka tradition for the male to name the baby. But I happen to think that Harry's name is a good one." She then takes the baby back into her arms. "We decided on naming him Syaoran." Seeing the disbelieving looks from various people, she chuckles. "He originally suggested it as a joke, but after looking up the meaning, I convinced him that it was a good name. Besides…" Here she gives a blushing Naruto a grin. "Wouldn't be the first time that someone in this family has been named after a fictional character. And it does mean "Little Wolf" in Chinese which is a Inuzuka type of name." Kiba just nods as he bends down and looks at Syaoran with an odd amount of amusement.
"Hard to believe that I'm an Oji-san already, eh gaki?" The baby just looks at him as if he's something really odd. "But don't worry, I'll help take care of you and teach you all kind of things." He then looks back up at the proud parents. "By the way… why would he have a different name then you guys? You said something about him carrying the Inuzuka name." Harry just nods and asks about how much he knows about marriage laws between Bloodline clans. "Not much. I just know that they're not that common. Why?" Harry just nods.
"You're right Kiba. They're not common at all. And with good reason." Seeing the confusion, he chuckles some. "You see Kiba, mixing bloodlines can have negative effects if they're of the same type. For example, while mixing the Byakugan and the Inuzuka Bloodline wouldn't have any effect, mixing the Sharingan with the Byakugan would likely create a child who had neither and likely would have no Bloodline abilities at all. The reason is that they're of the same type, Doujutsu, and thus cancel each other out while the Inuzuka is another type entirely, that of the body. The fact of the matter is that no one knows how magic will mix with a normal Bloodline. But… from our best guess, there's a 1-in-3 chance of the child being a wizard or having the Inuzuka Bloodline. There's also a 1-in-3 chance of there being a mutation, perhaps leading to an enhanced version of the Inuzuka Bloodline." Kiba just nods before scratching his head.
"But I'm still confused as to how this would effect his clan name." Hana just chuckles making him blush.
"Because of how laws work runt." Seeing his scowl, she chuckles again. "According to the laws regarding marriage between Bloodlines, the child will take the clan name of the Bloodline he manifests. It was put into place by some of the clans when Konoha was founded. So if Syaoran manifests the Inuzuka side or an enhanced version, he will have the Inuzuka name. If he manifests magic, then he'll have the Uzumaki-Potter name. It's unlikely in the extreme that he'll manifest both, but if he does he'll take a combination of the two… probably something like Inuzuka-Uzumaki-Potter… Boy, now isn't that a fucking mouthful?" Harry just chuckles before shaking his head.
"And we'll likely find out in a matter of days anyways since both manifest soon after birth." The group just nods at that and before you know it, they all leave Harry and Hana alone in the room with the baby nearby in a cradle. Looking at him, Harry just gently smiles before kissing Hana on her forehead as he settles down next her in the bed as she yawns. "You did good Hana-chan…" She just sleepily nods as she snuggles into the embrace.
"We…(Yawn) both… did good… Harry-kun…" Harry just smiles before giving her another kiss on the forehead and snuggling in as well before the two fall asleep, the wards on the room that Harry, Lily and Naruto having placed giving them all the protection they need. Meanwhile, Kushina (see profile for her clothing) and Naruto are slowly walking home through the darkness since they're not in any real hurry. Taking a deep breath, Kushina sighs in enjoyment.
"Ahhh. It's good to breath some fresh air after being cooped up for so long." Taking another deep breath, she lets it out with a smile before looking at an amused Naruto with a single hooded eye. "So… how are things going? I have been cooped up in the hospital for the better part of a week." Naruto just grins as he looks at her.
"Well… I can finally use the Rasengan one handed now." Kushina just looks at him with wide eyes causing to chuckle as he holds out his hand and forms one. "See? And I've got more then a few ideas I want to check out." He looks around before applying a privacy charm before giving Kushina a cheeky grin. "Want to hear them?" Kushina just gives him a foxy grin of her own.
"Fucking straight I do! Come on! Tell me! TELL ME!" Naruto just chuckles as he shakes his head causing her to pout. "Aww… Come on Naru-chan! Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with a large serving of Miso ramen?" Naruto just laughs at the last one as well as her puppy dog eyes.
"Ok, ok. I'll tell you Kaa-san." He chuckles again as she leaps into the air while shooting her fist up. But her face falls at his next words. "I'll tell you… As long as you tell me why you're wearing a modified version of my old jumpsuit?" Kushina just looks away with a heavy blush.
"Um… You see… heh heh… I… er…" She notices the raised eyebrow and sighs. "I didn't have any clothing and I found several of these in a box so I grabbed them and modified them to suit my style since I'm pretty good at sewing." She then goes into a pose with her hand up in the air. "The main difference between us Naru-chan is that I make this look good." Naruto just shakes his head with a smile.
"You do at that kaa-san, you do at that." He then gives her a wink. "And I suppose that the fact that they're orange had nothing to do with you grabbing them?" She just gives him a grin.
"Nope! Nothing to do with it at all Naru-chan! It's just the cherry on top!" Kushina then winks at him before sticking her tongue out causing the two of them to break out into laughter. Shaking her head, she turns back to her son with a happy smile. "Anyways… Aren't you going to tell me how you're going to modify the Rasengan?" Naruto just places his hands behind his head.
"I'm actually going to go in two directions with this. Bigger and smaller." Seeing the confusion on Kushina's face, he sighs. "Okay… While I was training with the Rasengan, I made one that was larger then the others and when I hit a boulder with it, it did more damage then normal. I figure that if I can make a larger one, it should be more powerful then a normal one. Follow me so far?" Kushina just nods as she crosses her arms and closes her eyes while cocking her head to the side much like her son does when thinking.
"I think so… Because you'd be using more chakra then there would be more rotations. More rotations leads to more damage to the target. The only problem that I can see is the same one that Minato-kun came across when he did the same thing: The larger the Rasengan, the more inherently unstable it is. You can only get up to a certain size before the Rasengan loses stability and explodes, possibly injuring or even killing you in the process." She then opens her eyes and turns to Naruto. "So how are you going to get round that?" She just blinks at Naruto's dropped jaw. "What? Something I say?" Naruto just shakes his head in amazement.
"That… actually sounded smart. I'm amazed!" Kushina just nods happily.
"Yup!" A few moments later her eyes widen before narrowing into a glare. "HEY!" Naruto just chuckles at her predicament.
"What? You walked right into that one." Kushina just looks away grumbling about disrespectful gaki's who insult their mothers. Shaking his head, Naruto grins at her pout. "Anyways… I think I figured out a way to keep it stable enough to use in battle." At this, Kushina looks over at him interested. "I'm figure that using the same method, at least at first, of how I originally completed Rasengan might work." Seeing her blink in confusion, he sighs. "In other words use a Kage Bushin to help me keep it stable enough to actually use it." Kushina thinks it over before nodding in agreement.
"That sounds like a very good idea actually. I can't believe that no one ever thought of it before." Continuing to think it over she screws her face up as she examines the possibilities. "Yeah, the Kage Bushin can focus on the control aspect while you yourself focuses on providing the power for it." She then grins as she thinks it over. "I'll have to try it out myself." Naruto just chuckles as Kushina brings her attention back to him. "So far so good… Now what else have you thought up?" Naruto scratches the back of his neck and sighs.
"Well… I was also thinking of going the other way and make it smaller and more compact." Kushina just motions him on. "I figured that the smaller the Rasengan, the more concentrated the damage would be. Who knows?! I might be able to throw it if I can get it compacted enough to stay together." Kushina looks at him in shock before she shakes her head with a smile.
'He's definitely your son Mina-kun… he will be the one to truly surpass you.' She then sighs in slight sadness before looking at him. "That's pretty interesting Naru-chan. Any other ideas?" Naruto just shakes his head sadly. "Well, I got one. It's something that your Tou-san was trying to do before his death. He was-" She then gets cut off by Naruto.
"He was going to add an elemental affinity to it to complete it." Kushina just snaps her jaw close before grumbling. "Sorry kaa-san, I totally forgot about it." She just sighs and shakes her head before shrugging.
"Eh? What can you do I guess?" She then chuckles. "Well, if you're going to do that, then you should hurry because I'm going to try and create a Suiton: Rasengan." Naruto just nods and grins at her while winking.
"It's a bet." After a few more minutes of walking, Naruto looks back up at her. "By the way, have you and Rin-chan seen Kakashi-sensei?" Kushina just snorts in derision before shaking her head. "Huh. I would have thought that he would have been one of the first to actually go and see you Kaa-san… what with the relationship you guys had and all." Kushina just snorts again before snickering.
"It's actually kind of hard to do something like that if you're in intensive care after all." Naruto just blinks at her and asks what happened causing her to laugh out loud. "Kakashi-baka had an… unfortunate run in with the raptors." Seeing her grin, Naruto raises an eyebrow.
"Okay… what the hell did you guys do to him exactly and am I going to pay for it later?" Kushina just looks around before leaning down.
"Actually… what happened was entirely accidental… At least on my part." Still wearing her grin, she begins to explain exactly what happened to Kakashi…
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Grumbling, Kakashi uses his Raikiri to cleave a raptor in half before looking around. Not seeing anyone but the ANBU around he sighs before shaking his head. "Kuso… what the hell are these things?" Unnoticed by him is a Kushina Kage Bushin in an nearby bush glaring at him.
'Asshole…' Spotting the raptor corpses, she smirks. 'I got an idea…' Kakashi is about to say something when he hears something behind him and turns to see a small monkey like creature rush into the clearing. Still blinking in confusion, he turns to ask if one of the ANBU knows what it is when he get's smacked in the side of the head with something that ruptures spreading a musky smelling white liquid over him.
"What the hell!?" He turns with a scowl only for the monkey to hit him with another "Object" this time on his vest. Looking down, he realizes that the monkey is plundering the corpses for some kind of fleshy sack filled with a foul-smelling white gunk. He then glares at the monkey as it grabs another organ from a new corpse and throws it again. This time Kakashi blocks it causing it to smear against his arm. He then turns a little KI on the thing, only for it to rush into the bushes. Kakashi just fingers a kunai as he watches where it went. 'To kill it or not to kill it… It would be so easy… but I just want to get out of here…' In the safety of the bushes, the "Monkey" transforms back into a snickering Kushina.
"Kekekeke. Take that for screwing with MY son Kakashi." Taking a sniff of her hands, she winces. "Fuck that shit stinks… wonder what it is?" Thinking it over, she just shrugs as she leaps upwards into a nearby tree to keep watching as the original told her. "Doesn't really matter I guess. As long as it stinks and won't be easily washed out I can cope with it." Hearing something, she looks over and sees another group of raptors stride into the clearing causing Kakashi to sigh. This soon turns to confusion for everyone as the raptors stop before taking several sniffs of the area. "Okay… what the hell are they doing?" Soon afterwards several of the raptors stride towards Kakashi while swaying and with a feathered crest rising off their necks causing everyone to blink. "What are they doing? It almost looks like a… Oh crap! You have got to be kidding me!" She just barely keeps the laughter in as Kakashi goes into a ready stance.
'Hmm… I wonder why they're not attacking yet?' Hearing something behind him, he turns just in time for a raptor to knock him to the ground. "Oof!" Shaking his head clear, he looks up at it in daze. This soon turns to horror when the raptor settles on his crouch and starts rubbing. "WHAT THE HELL!?" Rapidly knocking it off, he looks around at the rest of the raptors still in the clearing and blanches as he smells the pheromones coming off them… female pheromones. "Oh… fuck me…" He doesn't get time to say anything else as the now revealed to be female raptors jump him. The reason? The sacks Kushina threw at him contained male raptor musk and he now smells like he's a super horny male raptor. Up in the tree, Kushina stuffs her fist into her mouth to keep from laughing out loud as the raptors try to have their wicked way with the screaming Kakashi…
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Naruto just stares in disbelief at the laughing Kushina before his face breaks out into a grin and he too breaks into howls of laughter as does Kyubi from inside him. "Best… accident… EVER!" Kushina just nods as she tries to speak through the gales of laughter. She finally gets it calmed down before looking at him.
"Yeah… he's in the hospital because it turns out that raptor mating rituals are quite… violent with the female being dominate over the male with a bit of biting and clawing… I heard that he should also be out of the Psychiatric Unit in about a week…" The two Uzumaki's look at each other for a moment before they once again break into laughter hard enough to cause them to have to lean against each other for support. Once they get it out of their systems, they continue on towards the Compound before splitting up. As he enters the hall leading to his room, Naruto lets out a yawn.
"Man… what a day." He then shakes his head as a soft smile comes onto his face. 'I'm… an Oji-san…' Hearing something, he turns and sees Tsunami appear with a small pop thanks to the Portkey ring she's wearing. "Hello Tsunami-chan. How's it going with you lately?" Tsunami just smiles at him as she moves towards him before shrugging.
"I'm doing well. Wave is almost back on it's feet so everything's going well so far." She then motions to the door with a amused glint in her eyes. "Well? Shall we go in Naruto-kun?" He just nods as he opens the door and the two walk in. Sitting down on the bed the two look at each other before Naruto asks how Inari's doing. Tsunami just shrugs. "He's doing well. He misses you though as well as your ninja lessons." Leaning over, she rests her head on Naruto's shoulder and sighs. "I know that I've been missing you. I am thankful for the Portkey you gave me… though I could do without the sensation of the hook in my stomach." Naruto just smiles before leaning in and giving her a kiss. Pulling away slightly, he gives her a Eskimo kiss.
"And I missed you too Tsunami-chan. And sorry about the sensation, but no ones ever found a way to get rid of it." She just giggles as Naruto looks at her from the side before he raises an eyebrow. "Oh? You think that was funny do you?" She just grins and nods before Naruto launches himself at her and begins to tickle her until she finally gives. Looking down at her, Naruto moves a sweaty hair from her forehead before leaning down and kissing it. Pulling away, he looks at her with shining eyes. "What did I ever do to deserve you girls?" Tsunami just reaches up and wraps her arms around Naruto's neck as she smiles gently at him.
"I think that it's karma Naruto-kun. You had such a hard life that now Karma has come back around and made your life better." Her eyes then become slightly hooded. "I know that you made my life better since I was lonely before I met you." Naruto just chuckles before nuzzling her neck causing her to shiver.
"I don't know why Tsunami-chan. You're so beautiful that you could get any man you want. I'm just lucky that I'm that lucky guy." Tsunami just blushes before moving upwards and claiming his lips in a kiss. Soon afterwards she opens her mouth with a moan as Naruto's tongue enters it. After a few minutes of this, she pulls away and looks at him though lust clouded eyes as she breaths in and out.
"Wow… That was…" Naruto just grins before she does the same as they continue where they left off. A few minutes later finds Naruto without a shirt with Tsunami running her hands along his body as his hands slip under Tsunami's and he starts massaging her breasts through her bra. Breaking away, Tsunami looks down before looking up with a small smirk. "Well now… I think that this should go…" Without a word, Naruto sits up as Tsunami begins to get off the bed. Looking at him watching her intently, Tsunami lightly blushes as she takes a deep breath. 'Looks like this would be a good time to put those lessons I got from that dancer that passed through Wave to use…' Taking another deep breath, she smiles as she begins to sway from side to side. Her movements soon has Naruto entranced as she beings to slowly take off her clothes, her arms moving looking not unlike a pair of snakes as they move to and fro. Gulping, Naruto just watches as she slowly, sensuously, takes off her clothing. In Naruto's mindscape, Kyubi's watching all this with a curious look.
'Huh. I never knew that someone could move like that…' Feeling Naruto's reaction, she blushes as another thought occurs to her. 'I wonder if she would teach me how to dance like that…' Meanwhile, Tsunami's finally naked as she moves towards where Naruto's sitting on the bed. Gulping, Naruto's jaw drops as she sits down onto his lap, a single thought going through his mind.
'DAMN!' He then groans a little as she reaches out and begins kneading his muscles. She gives him a hot, lustful kiss before she then gets off of him as she grabs his waistband and pulls his pants and underwear off of him in one shot. She then gets back onto his lap and looks him up and down while licking her lips.
'If he looks this good now…' She gets a slight nosebleed from the thought of how he'll look when he's older before shaking her head as Naruto also looks her up and down with a raised eyebrow as he notices muscle tone that wasn't there before and asks if she's been working out, leading her to nod. "As a matter of fact I have. After what happened with those two bandits of Gato's, I've been learning self-defence so I won't be stuck defenceless in a situation like that again." Shaking her head, she looks down at Naruto's face (Since he now reaches to her chin having undergone a growth spurt). "Now then, enough of that…" Leaning down, she kisses him as his hands move down her back to squeeze and massage her ass making her moan into the kiss. Her own hands slowly massage his chest muscles before he breaks the kiss and starts sucking on one of her breasts making her gasp. After a little bit of this she pulls away and gets off of him as she gets down on her hands and knees. Reaching up, she causes him to gasp as she takes a hold of his cock in her hand causing it to twitch. Looking at it, she licks her lips before looking up at him with a grin on her face. "I can just tell that I'm going to have SO much fun when you're older Naruto-kun." Naruto just looks down at her with hooded eyes, lightly growling as she slowly strokes him.
"Kuso Tsunami-chan…" Tsunami's grin just grows as she leans over and lightly licks the tip making Naruto jerk a little in her grasp. Shaking her head, she moves downwards before licking from the his balls back up to the tip causing Naruto to whimper. "Not… fair… Tsu… nami-chan…" She then licks back down and takes first one and then the other testicle into her mouth, lightly rolling them around on her tongue. Naruto gasps at this as his eyes fly open and his back arches some. Tsunami just smirks around the ball in her mouth as she sees this.
'Even after all this time I still got it.' Moving back up, she takes the tip into her mouth and uses some suction on it making Naruto grip the bed sheets tighter. Feeling him jerk in her mouth, she internally smiles. 'Ah, ah, ah! Not yet Naruto-kun.' She then pinches the area just above his balls preventing him from cumming. Looking at up at his tear streaked pleading face, she grins as she let's go with a pop, revealing in the feeling of control. "Uh-uh Naruto-kun. You'll cum when I let you, not before. Besides… I've waited for FAR too long for this… I want this to last." Still smiling, she takes him fully into her mouth and begins to deep throat him causing him to whimper as she keeps her finger where it is, denying him the release he so desperately wants making him buck. Finally, she decides that he's had enough and removes her fingers and with one final slurp, finds her mouth full of Naruto's cum. Swallowing as quickly as she can, she saves the last bit and swirls it around on her tongue as Naruto gasps as he slowly recovers. 'Hmm… not bad actually… I could grow to like it.' Hearing a growl, she looks up and her eyes only have time to widen as Naruto grabs her and throws her on the bed before pinning her under him. Looking up, she gulps at the slitted pupils in his eyes as he starts speaking in a demonic voice.
"Tsunami-chan… it isn't nice to tease me…" She just gulps as she gives him a weak smile, realizing that maybe she pushed him a little too hard.
"Um… hehehe… Opps?" Naruto just growls causing her to gulp. 'Aw… crap…' Naruto then summons two Kage Bushin. They then give her a mischievous grin as they slide up along side her. Looking between the two, she's about to say something when they latch onto her nipples causing her to moan as she arches her back. Grinning, Naruto (the real one) slides down and nuzzles her mound making her gasp. Smirking, Naruto dives in with both his tongue and fingers causing her to wiggle under the bushin. Seeing her whimper, Naruto pulls out his fingers and moves them behind her. Feeling them move between her ass cheeks, Tsunami's eyes fly open. "Na…Naruto… KUUUN!" She screeches in pleasure as they enter her and start pumping in and out. After a little bit, she's about to climax when Naruto stops and leaves her there. "Naruto-kun… please…" Naruto just chuckles causing her to whimper.
"Ah! But Tsunami-chan, revenge is a dish best served hot." He then continues but stops twice more, teasing her. Finally, he allows her to climax and sends her mind off into a abyss of pleasure making her scream. Grinning, Naruto moves up beside the shivering and twitching body and gives her a kiss on the cheek. Eventually she comes around and smirks at her, his next words causing her to whimper. "So… ready for round two?" Things continue on into the night like this between the two.
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Walking down the hallway, Kushina stops at one of the doors before opening it to see a small room with Lily standing near a table. Shaking her head and mumbling, Lily turns at the sound before smiling at Kushina. "Hey, Kushi. Got the stuff I asked for?" Kushina just nods since Lily had left the hospital before her and Naruto.
"Yeah… I'll tell you this though Yuri, the hospital security royally sucks ass." She then reaches into her pocket and pulls out three vials containing what appears to be blood. "I mean really! You would have fucking thought that the security surrounding blood samples would be better, but no! I guess it only counts if the blood is from a person with a Bloodline ability. No one even noticed me taking the stuff." Shaking her head, Kushina hands them over and raises an eyebrow at the sadistic grin on Lily's face. "If you don't mind me asking Yuri, but what are you going to do with those blood samples? You wanted blood from the two Elders and Danzo some fucking badly after all." Lily just looks around before pointing at a small notebook.
"True, but I needed their blood in order to take care of them without anyone suspecting wrong-doing." Now interested, Kushina waves her on. "You see, there's a branch of magic called Blood magic as you know. You also know how it's considered Dark Magic, right?" Kushina just nods as she leans forwards.
"Well yeah. I don't really understand how it can be considered dark since Blood Magic is mostly used for wards though." Lily just nods at that.
"True. But that's not all it can do I'm afraid." Kushina just perks up at that. "You see, some of the worst curses use Blood as a component. Back before the 1700's and the crack down on Blood Magic, it was a lot more common then it is today. It was banned as 'Dark' when several families used it to… settle disputes let's just say." Kushina just nods as she thinks it over before grinning.
"And we're going to use that aspect of it to… take care of business right?" Lily nods slowly.
"Yes. You see Kushi, one of the abilities of blood magic is to be able to kill in such a way as to be considered 'Natural'. In this case, I'm going to lay a curse on those three fuckers that will cause them to slowly die painfully from sickness. What types, I haven't yet decided. I'm thinking a wasting disease though." Kushina's grin becomes more then a little frightening as it widens.
"Yeah… but make it last for a few years to really make then suffer for what they've done. It wouldn't be able to be cured… would it?" Lily just chuckles and shakes her head and tells her not a chance in hell. "Good!" She then looks around the room as she wrings her hands. "So? What do we have to do?" Lily just chuckles evilly as she takes the vials from Kushina and sets them down.
"You just leave that all up to me sis… leave it all to me…"
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Pen-pen: (Shivers before turning to Yui) War wark a waaarrrk waar ark arrk war wark waarrkkk waarrk wark. (And here I thought that you were the most vengeful mother here.)
Yui: So did I. (Mumbles) I wonder if I could send her Rokubungi's blood…
Steve: Well, I did always see Lily as being a nasty bitch if you messed with her kid. I'm just showing how nasty she could be.
Hinata: I really hope that I don't get those two angry.
Steve: I wouldn't worry much Hinata. I doubt that they would lay a hand on you.
Hinata: (Whispers) That's what I'm afraid of…
Yui: Oh, don't worry about it Hinata-chan. I just hope that it's long and drawn out for those three.
Steve: Trust me, it will be… it WILL be. Anyways, time to go onto the next chapter! We get a little bit of fluff in it as well as a super "Kawaii" involving little Syaoran.
Yui: Now that I'm looking forward to.
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