Fright
Lily Evans was going to regret the day she crossed James Potter.
There was no way she was going to get away this time without the fright of her life.
And that was why James was crouched in the midst of this monstrous pile of leaves, watching the Marauder's Map with bated (and leafy) breath.
She. Was. Going. Down.
And when her dot miraculously stopped right next to his hideout, James burst out of his leafy trap and screamed with all his manly might.
What he didn't expect in return was a rather ferocious tackle from Lily Evans herself.
He also didn't expect (and really couldn't control) the familiar screech that escaped his lips as he hit the ground.
"Really, James? Again? Seriously... remember the frills?"
"Weren't you frightened even just a smidge?"
"Potter, the only reason I would be frightened by this incident was because I discovered that the true scream of the man I love... was akin to Moaning Myrtle!"
"Hey! Just because I... wait a minute. You love me?" James propped himself up on his elbows.
"I didn't say that." Lily scrambled to her feet.
"Lily luuuuuuurves me! She wants to kissssssss me!"
"Oh shut up, Myrtle!"
And with that, Lily pulled her boyfriend out of the leaves and snogged him senseless.
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In case you didn't realize, this is a sequel of sorts to "Leaf." I love you guys!