Hula
"This is what you would consider a sign of affection, Evans?"
James Potter was not embarrassed easily.
His face didn't flush at all when a few Slytherins decided to hang his delicates in a banner around the Great Hall.
He didn't sink into the ground when he got pushed into the lake by Lily Evans.
Heck, he barely even flinched when Wallburga Black (lovely woman) screamed obscenities at him and his parents for taking in her son.
But put him in a skirt of any kind and he would be finished forever.
"Can't I just... run an obstacle course or something?" He ran his fingers through the coarse material.
"James Potter – I know you. I know you sooo well. And the only thing that will convince me that you're ready for a serious relationship with me is if you dress up like a girl."
"Do you know how ridiculous that sentence sounded?"
"Not as ridiculous as you're going to look in this ceremonial hula outfit! It's an American tradition dating as far back as 1893 and you should be proud of it!"
"Lily... we're English. Can't I dress up as... oh I don't know, one of the King Henry's?"
After enduring the Lily Look for a few seconds James somehow ended up opting for the Hula skirt and the coconut bra and began his journey into the castle.
"James! Wait!"
Lily ran up to him, smiled and handed him a flowery headband.
"Don't forget your ceremonial headdress!"
Dedicated to Hptwilightlvr for her awesome prompt and her awesomeness! There will be two sequels to this one, one of which is the other half of Hptwilightlvr's prompt! Hope you liked it!