Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. I'm just playing in her world.
A/N: This ended completely different to how I intended, and this one is really weird. Draco's very OOC, and it's not fantastic. But I hope it may humour you a little bit. Hopefully.
Title: Polyjuice Potion.
Genre: Humour?
Rating: K+
Warning: Mentions of slash and underage drinking.
Pairing/Character: Draco/Hermione, Dumbledore.
Word Count: 216
"So," the Muggle psychiatrist began, eyeing the blonde teenager. "You're in love with a girl, but you're father would never allow it so you don't know how to tell her how you feel?"
"And she hates me," Draco Malfoy added.
"Right... well, you're in a bit of a pickle, here, Mr. Malfoy."
"Oh God, I know, I know! It's forbidden and I'm doomed and … and … and we're doomed and everything's doomed!"
"You're very melodramatic, Mr. Malfoy. Have you ever found yourself attracted to men?"
"Well, my friend and I kissed once when we were drunk, but – hey, did you just imply that I'm homosexual?!"
"Bisexual, actually. Drinking under age? In a boarding school?"
"Uh … it was during the summer. And I'm not gay! Not even half-gay!"
"Right."
"I'm mental, aren't I?" he sighed, putting his head in his hands.
"No, no, of course not. Just give it some time. What was the name of this girl?"
Blushing, Draco mumbled, "Hermione."
"I see," the Muggle psychiatrist said calmly, though on the inside, he was grinning like a fool. Oh, how Albus Dumbledore loved Polyjuice Potion.
"Oh God, I know, I know! It's forbidden and I'm doomed and … and … and we're doomed and everything's doomed!" - Charmed.
A/N: Bleh. The next one is much better, I promise xD
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