Sweet

"James Charlus Potter WHAT in God's name have you done to my kitchen!"

"Lily! Get back in bed! This is supposed to be a surprise!"

"Well you've certainly lived up to that! How did you manage to get chocolate chips on the ceiling fan?"

"I'm not exactly..."

"And is that... is that bacon on the other side of the window? Is that even possible?"

"Well I..."

"Why is there bacon outside the window, James?"

"LILY! Would you let me explain?"

"..."

"Thank you. During a patrol in seventh year we were talking about what our mums craved when they were preggers with us. And you said something... about chocolate chips... and bacon... and..."

"Oh, James. I just told you a few hours ago, love. I don't have any cravings yet- but that was very sweet of you. Even with bacon outside the house."

SPLAT

"And apparently on the ceiling."

It's not as good as I'd like it to be... but when is it ever? Haha. Here's one of my few and far between updates! :D