Kenta: I hope I don't lose the inspiration for this...Review the story to keep me refreshed for it!
Dear Hero,
"Hero?"
Please help us. Our dear Rosalina has been kidnapped! We are not strong enough to save her, so we must ask for assistance from one such as yourself.
"Maybe I should have given the letter to Mario afterall..."
The star spirits have granted our wish, and have sent for the one who can save our fair princess.
"Oh man, I'm in SOOO much trouble…."
As you are reading this letter, you are currently being transported to our galaxy, as well as receiving the ability to breathe in space.
"I'M WHAAAAT!!?"
Luigi quickly looked up from reading the letter to notice, just as it said, he was transported somewhere else, as he was no longer sitting on the park bench, but on a log on a strange green little planet.
"Uh-oh.....I'm probably gonna be hung for this....." Luigi said looking around the planet, his hand grasping around his throat as sweat poured from his brow.
"Mister! Hey Mister! This way!" A voice called out to Luigi.
The young plumber turned to see a star sprite waving to him. With the hope of being able to explain himself, and probably getting sent back home, Luigi followed after the little peach-colored star sprite up to a bigger sprite, this one a deep chocolate brown.
"Greetings great hero, I'm so sorry about all of this, but we had no-one else to turn to. I'm sure you read the letter, and learned of the horrible news about our Rosalina...I must ask you to-
"H-hold on a minute!" Luigi said, hesitantly interrupting the floating little piece of chocolate. "I-I'm not who you think I am…my name is Luigi, not Mario. I had opened the letter, wondering what it said, when I was suddenly brought here. I think there has been a mistake."
"A mistake? Oh dear hero, there has been no mistake. You were transported here, correct?"
Luigi hesitantly nodded.
"Then you are the hero we are looking for!"
Luigi merely stared at the bouncy piece of fudge before replying with a deadpanned, "Huh?"
Kenta: Anyone else think that Polari looks like a bouncing little piece of chocolate? mmmm.....chocolate...
Kenta Raikiri