Stupid Geniuses Ch 2

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"So let me get this straight," I say at the breakfast table the next morning. My hair is frizzed out and my glasses are slipping down my nose. They just shoved a sh*tload of information down my throat. My eyes are swirling with confusion and my head is pulsing. "You're ninja from a world where ninja exist and thrive." Nods. "You're the so called 'good guys,'" Another round of nods. "And you want to rule the world, to make it a better place by only having ninja as mercenaries." More nods. "And you want me because I look like a girl from Konoha."

"That's it in a nutshell," Zetsu says looking at me almost hungrily.

"But you left out the fact that we'll f*cking kill you if you don't do what we tell you too," Hidan says gleefully.

"You didn't tell me that!" I wail slumping forward and onto the table. My forehead hits the table with a loud "whump" and I wail dramatically. "I don't wanna die!" Tobi's hands flutter around like a scared baby bird's and he dances around me.

"'Mori-chan won't die if 'Mori-chan is a good girl like Tobi!" He says and throws himself over me like a screwed up blanket. I whimper into the table and he hugs me.

"Probably gonna die anyway," Kakuzu says idly picking at a piece of broken table. "Not like Leader-sama's gonna keep her after she's run her course," I lift my head slowly and give him a stony glare.

"You. F*cking. Suck." I say and stomp off to the kitchen, Tobi still clinging to me. "Please get off me," He looks up at me and I'm sure if he wasn't wearing a mask I'd be getting puppy dog eyes. I sigh and run my hand through his hair. "Do you want to help me fix breakfast?"

…line…line…line…line…

Almost an hour later I stumble out of the kitchen, covered from head to toe in splotches of flour. Setting a plate of pancakes on the table, I cough and flour poofs out from my shoulder.

"…Dammit," I sigh and glance at my reflection. My ear-length black hair is now dusted with flour, making it look grey. I blink owlishly and take off my glasses, rubbing them on my floury shirt.

"What happened to you, un? Flour explosion?" Deidara asks. The corners of his mouth twitch a little as he tries to repress a smile.

"Hurricane Tobi," I grumble pushing my glasses back on after fruitlessly trying to clean them. "Gonna go take a shower,"

They watch me go, I can feel their stares. Running my hand through my hair, I grimace and actually have trouble pulling it out. I tug it out, pulling a few hairs out with it.

It takes almost half an hour and more conditioner than I usually use in a week, but my hair is tamed again. After I rub it over with a towel, I glance in to the mirror and smile at my reflection before pulling the towel away.

POOF!

As soon as it's free, my hair frizzes out again, making it look like I have an afro. Al I can do is hang my head and say "dammit" again. When I come back into the kitchen, it's relatively clean to my complete surprise. My stomach growls reminding me that I never got breakfast. The fridge stands two yards in front of me and I swear it's glowing. The two beautifully huge stainless-steal front doors swing open and church music plays. My mouth waters as I envision bacon, eggs, and hot cinnamon toast dancing around my head.

"Screw this!" I fling the doors open and suddenly the music stops. A butterfly that had flown from my imagination to the fridge suddenly dies. It lands on the floor with a quiet scream. It twitches a few times before never moving again. I feel my heart start to sink into my stomach. The fridge is…empty. I collapse into a pile on the floor. "Nou~" I wail quietly, melting into a puddle of woe.

"What happened?" Itachi doesn't look too concerned as he bites into an apple. He watches me for a second before taking the last bite out of the apple and throws the core into the trashcan behind him without even looking.

"You d*cks ate my food!" I say as he pulls me out of my puddle. I glower at him and he raises one eyebrow.

"So?" I groan and lean back against the counter, my stomach growling its protests.

"Looks like I have to go to the store." I mumble rubbing my forehead with an oncoming headache.

"TOBI WANTS TO GO!" He says bursting into the kitchen like a bat outta hell.

"No," Itachi says flatly and he wails loudly before collapsing on my feet. "You're not leaving until you have someone to go with you."

"Tobi's perfect!" I say pulling him to a standing position as he wraps his arm around my shoulders with what I'm sure is a hopefully grin.

"Tobi is a good boy," He says helpfully.

"Tobi can go-"

"YAY~!"

"If you take someone else with you," He says and gets two wide-eyed puppy dog looks. "No I'm not going. Take Kisame. He's responsible,"

"But Tobi wants to take Sempai!" Tobi says as Itachi starts to walk away.

"Deidara isn't responsible or conspicuous."

"Neither is Kisame, well the conspicuous part,"

"Kisame will do fine," Itachi says his voice void of emotion.

"I'll do fine for what?" He asks poking his head in the room.

"You're going shopping for groceries with Tobi and Kumori-san,"

"Really?" He grins with his eyes closed. "Cool. We'll leave when you're ready, Kumori-san,"

"Lemme get my shoes and coat on then I'm ready," I say with a nod. My inner starts giggling and rubbing her hands together.

This is so perfect! We'll be able to escape now!