Note about a few comments or flames. First off, I'm shocked nobody has figured out the slight time error here. I mean, if Naruto is the Six realm sage who teaches the world about chakra...how was Minato able to summon the Shinigami who before Naruto went back in time to become the six realm sage didn't exist if you think about. How was Minato actually able to summon him...Now that is a small clue I'll let you all ponder. It was the reason why I mixed religions on this story because I'm making it like christianity was the religion before Naruto supposedly became the Six realm sage and the other religion came in after he introduce chakra..hmm...another clue...hehe...I give browny points to anyone who actually figures it out before I get to that point in the story. Anyways, I know what your all saying about the religion and I also know what your saying about the Shinigami deal being unfair...but let me ask you something. If a parent doesn't want you to do something are they willing to lie to keep you from doing it...also, if your don't fall down, how are you ever going to learn to get back up. That probably ruined the plot some for some of you but I wanted to give a little preview of where I am coming from so that way I don't lose some of my loyal readers.
Also, for those who get tired of the time travel thing in my stories lately...I'm not really happy with where the magna and the show is going at this point in time. I have a feeling it's going to be gundam wing, endless waltz or full metal alchemist all over again where Madara does die, possibly being betrayed by Sasuke but then Naruto and Sasuke have an ultimate battle and both die, Sasuke as a traitor and Naruto as a hero. That's why I don't think they are letting Naruto actually have a love life but tease him all through the story when we all know he deserves some true happiness and he's had plenty of girls who could have made him happy but they wouldn't build on those relationships. Why give him love when they are going to martyre him. By using time travel I can tell the original story my way and adding a few ways I could have taken it for others to build off of as inspiration and then branch off where I think the magna and show screwed up. Also, Madara hinted that Naruto was related to the Senju and I know what some of you are going to say about Mito Uzumaki Senju...but I honestly believe that Tsunade was either Minato mother or a brother she didn't know about because for Tsunade to have the Senju name her dad would have had to be a senju and for her to be blond her mother had to be blond. That is why I believe her mother was a Yamanaka since they are the only blonds in the show besides the Namikaze and Tsunade besides Temari who I sometimes question how a red head kazekage and a brunette mother could have a blond daughter..someone played hanky panky. If anyone has seen any other blonds besides Temari, Naruto, Tsunade or the Yamanaka in this show, tell me where,...now on with the story.
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It has been 3 months since Team 7 left Konoha, Minato shook his head as he looked at the scene play out in front of him and thought "There is just no way possible to explain this." as he slapped his head.
Kushina next to him smirked and said "I told you."
Minato said "I know...what do you think Kakashi."
Kakashi was rubbing his mask and said "Do you think the Sandaime will have me arrested for losing Sasuke."
Minato said "He would have to find out first...seriously though...Sasuke got to have worse luck then my mother and that's bad."
Tsunade eyebrow twitched and said "Shut up brat...speaking of brats, where's yours." as she began to look around.
Just then Tenten came walking in with a diamond necklace, a black silk dancing dress, and a pair of high heels and a smirk on her face as she rested her head on Naruto shoulder who had his arm around her and came in wearing a long silk robe, with jewels and gold trim in it.
Everyone in the room stop what they were doing when they saw Naruto and Tenten enter and Kushina said "Son...why are you and Tenten dressed like that."
Naruto said "Well...you know Wind country."
Tsunade said "What about it."
Just then Jiraiya and another man both came walking in with a cardboard box around each of thier waist and Naruto said "Well, I sort of own it now."
Minato asked "How."
Naruto said "Well...remember how we first met grandma here."
Minato said "How can I forget..."
Flashback
It had been a little over 2 months since Team 7 had left Konoha. Naruto and Tenten were walking through a small gambling town called urchin and Tenten said "You really need to calm down Naruto. I know he pisses you off but there's nothing you can do."
Naruto who had his fist clenched frowned and said "I can't believe that bastard, he had the nerve to demand my parents...MY parents to train him after he saw us sparing. Mom, dad, and Kakashi all 3 agreed before we ever left Konoha that mom and dad would train us in our family styles and Kakashi would train Sasuke. Basically all 3 of us being an apprentice...but that's not good enough for him...damn it, I think I should have just let him run away that day at the accademy if this is what was going to happen."
Tenten sighed and looked around and said "Come on, mom and dad said they wanted us to come have some fun and relax while we are here and they would look for clues of finding either Jiraiya or Tsunade. Kakashi taken the bastard off to teach him about lightning manipulation so we got the day to ourselfs basically."
Naruto smiled slightly and said "Alright...What do you want to do."
Tenten said "Basically the only thing I see in this town to do is gamble...Lets go spend a little and try it out."
Naruto nods and follows Tenten into a casino and Naruto looked around and said "What do you want to play."
Tenten said "Lets try the slots first." as she pulled out some money and went to the cash window.
A few moments later she returned with a bucket fool of coins.
An hour later both Naruto and Tenten were sitting with a couple of buckets full of change and Tenten said "This is so not fair. How the hell can you have such good luck. I mean you win 90 and lose 10. That's your average."
Naruto shrugged and said "I don't know, beginners luck I guess...hey, what's going on over there."
Tenten turned to look where Naruto was looking and Tenten frowned and said "I don't know but that woman looks like she's in trouble...can you hear what they are saying."
Naruto sent chakra to his ears and said "I hear them say something about he master owing a debt to the casino for a loan they gave her master...damn it, thier either going to make her master pay for her release or she's going to become property for the casino to use to make money back."
Tenten frowned and said "What should we do."
Naruto thought a moment and said "I got an idea, you got any of those low grade tags on you. You know, the ones I created to catch fish."
Tenten said "Yeah, why."
Naruto said "Act like you need to go to the restroom and slip one on the machines as you pass. Wait until your in the restroom to activate it. I'll take care of the rest."
Tenten said "Are you sure. I mean I don't want someone getting hurt."
Naruto said "No one will get hurt. Now hurry, I don't like the way those guys are looking at that woman."
Tenten got up and left and Naruto waited a moment after seeing where she put the tag and got the machine directly across from it with his back to the tag. A few seconds later there was a small explosion and Naruto screamed out in pain as he fell to the ground catching the attention of everyone in the casino.
Naruto held his arm as blood flowed down his arm and said "Oh god, the pain...the pain...My arm...someone get a doctor...oh the pain."
Tenten who came back saw Naruto bleeding and screamed "Naruto, oh god, what happened."
Naruto said "I don't know, I was playing a new machine when there was an explosion and something struck my arm...I don't know if I'll ever be able to use my arm again...Oh the pain...find the manager and tell him if he doesn't get me a doctor and quick I'm sending word to the Feudal Lord about the death trap he's got here and tell him that this place is going to hurt the Feudal Lords profit by making people go to other countries that are safer...oh my arm." as he rocked back and forward cradling his arm.
The woman both had seen earlier rushed over and said "I'm a medic, let me see your arm."
Naruto eyes widen slightly and thought "Damn, I didn't know she was a medic. Oh well, that works also." and said "Please hurry, I'm losing feeling in my arm."
The woman nods and her hand began to glow green and as she started to scan she looked at Naruto to judge his reaction to the treatment when she saw him wink and mouth the words "Play along."
The woman blinked and then Naruto entire arm was covered in green chakra and healed quickly and Naruto said "Wow, your amazing lady." as the chakra faded and Naruto arm healed and he began to move it and said "Thanks lady...now who the hells the owner of this place. I've got a bone to pick with him."
A man in a suit walked forward and said "I am. Now what seems to be the problem."
Naruto said "My problem is your going to have to reimburse me for the pain and suffering I felt thanks to your casino faulty equiptment. Not to mention part of my winnings fell in the floor."
The man said "Like hell I am."
Naruto said "Yes you are. I heard part of what you guys were saying to this lady here about her owing you some money and if she didn't pay you were going to basically make her a slave. Well you owe me money so either your going to pay me or I'm going to make you my slave bitch. You live by the sword, you die by the sword. I'm sure once I tell the other casino in this town about how your not paying up on your debts they would be more then willing to help me collect in exchange for part ownership in your casino and if you haven't notice we collected a pretty good crowd who I am sure would like to spread gossip about you business not being honest and paying when you lose."
The man frowned as he glanced around and said "How much did you lose."
Naruto thought a moment and said "About $2000 give or take $200. I could have lied but I'm honest about what's owed me."
The man said "Fine, I'll pay you $2200 but I never want to see you again."
Naruto said "No, I'll take your offer but this lady fixed my arm. I don't know how bad it was really but your machine could have cost me my livelyhood but she saved it and in doing so saved your ass from being taken to the cleaners by me. You pay me what you offer as well as clear whatever debt your holding over her head and I'll leave peacefully along with this lady and never come back to your place. If not I'll take you to the cleaners for the pain and suffering you caused me in not only my body but also ruining my vacation with my wife here." as he motioned to Tenten.
The man frowned and looked at the crowd and said "Deal...but I don't want to see any of you in here again."
Naruto said "Right, give me my money and we'll leave."
The man pulled out his wallet and paid Naruto quickly and Naruto offered Tenten his arm and they both began to walk out along with the woman who healed Naruto.
Once they were on the streets the woman said "Thank you for that. I don't know what I could ever do to repay you."
Before either could say anything a shout of "SHIZUNE." drew thier attention.
All 3 turned to the source of the shout and Tenten gasped and said "Tsunade-sama." causing the now identified Shizune to look at her.
Naruto blinked as he looked at Tsunade and thought "So that's my grandmother...great."
Tsunade walked up and said "Shizune, were leaving...whose the brats."
Naruto said "The son of the bastard you and your sensei had grandma."
Tenten slapped her forehead and Shizune blinked and looked at Naruto and then at Tsunade who was frozen and said softly "What did you say."
Naruto said "Cut long ways next time grandma. Come on Tenten, lets go." as he started to walk away.
Tenten said "Hold on a damn minute. We've been searching for her for the past 2 months and now that we find her your going to get pms again, what the hells your problem."
Naruto said "Grandma here nearly had this lady become a sex slave because she wasn't going to pay her debt. If we hadn't of did what we did then from the looks of it since I saw the way grandma was looking around looking out for someone, most likely a debt collector she was going to leave this woman here to pay grannie's debt while grandma made her escape. You may respect her and want to be like her but any respect I had for her is gone now."
A swirl of leaves appeared in the middle of the road and Minato appeared and said "Oh Naruto, Tenten, you both ready to go, we got a hot lead on...mom." as he finally notice Tsunade standing there.
Naruto said "We got one of our own, grandma, your bastard, bastard, your mother...I'm going to get drunk." as he turned and started to walk away.
Minato shot a questioning look at Tenten who sighed and said "Basically the story of his life. Gets all excited about meeting a relative only to be disappointed. If you will excuse me Tsunade-sama, I need to go stop my husband." as she took off toward the bar Naruto had just entered.
Just as she was about to enter a shout of "RASENGAN." was heard and a figure could be seen flying out of the bar backwards covered in a ball of energy.
As the figure slammed into a building everyone could see it was Jiraiya who had just been hit with the Rasengan and a moment later a kunai stab Jiraiya in the leg before a yellow flash appeared and with Naruto driving a knee in Jiraiya's balls.
Jiraiya cried out "Why." as he looked up in pain at Naruto face.
Naruto said "Hello godfather." before he spat in Jiraiya's face and yanked the hiraishin kunai out of Jiraiya leg. Naruto then turned and walked back toward Tenten and said "It's a topless bar and the pervert was getting a lap dance." before he turned and began to walk away.
Tenten shook her head and looked at the shocked Tsunade, the angry Minato, the passed out bleeding Jiraiya and then at the retreating back of Naruto and thought "As much as I want to tell him he's being an ass...I honestly have to say they each deserve it...and these are the role models we were taught to look up to...no wonder the worlds so fucked up." as she ran after Naruto.
End flashback.
Tsunade said "What does that have to do with anything brat. Why is Jiraiya and that other guy wearing a card board box."
Tenten giggled and said "Well remember how Jiraiya said he would do anything to make it up to Naruto for not being there after that and after Minato chewed his ass out for failing Naruto as his godfather. Naruto pulled the same stunt we used to free Shizune that day and told Jiraiya since he caused Naruto pain and suffering, especially after he learned Jiraiya took all Naruto money that was suppose to be given to him out of your accounts and invested it and lost it all that he was basically a slave to Naruto who actually put a seal on Jiraiya. As such any time Jiraiya gets a nose bleed or giggles pervertedly or even gets a hard on from peeking the seal activates and causes him to feel like his balls are being cut off. Since it's made it where Jiraiya can't do his research he hasn't sent his editor any new books and so Jiraiya was summoned to the Wind lord and he brought Naruto and me along to prove his story and the Wind lord ordered Naruto to release Jiraiya so he could continue his books and Naruto told him no because Jiraiya books caused him pain and suffering. The Wind lord offered a compromise and asked how much Naruto wanted in order for him to release Jiraiya so he could continue his books. Naruto said he wanted everything the person who profited the most from Jiraiya's books owned and he would release Jiraiya from his debt. The Wind lord agreed thinking Jiraiya would be the one who would have to give up everything...but the wind lord and Jiraiya were equal business partners, 50/50, so by his own order Naruto now owns everything Jiraiya and the Wind lord owned including thier cloths which is why they are like that...why is Sasuke chained to the wall wearing a leather thong."
Over against the wall Sasuke was chained to the wall wearing only a thong and a ball gag.
Naruto burst out laughing and said "Oh god, I need a camera. What happened. Why is Sasuke like that."
Minato said "Well basically while you were taking over a country, Sasuke got the bright idea to try and cheat using his Sharingan to count the cards. He thought if he used a genjutsu over his eyes that nobody would find out even after all the signs warned about ninja cheating. As such Sasuke was caught and arrested by the casino and he's now owned by the Casino."
Naruto asked "But why was he cheating."
Tsunade said "I made a bet that he could never be luckier then you are at gambling and he offered me a bet, the entire Uchiha fortune vs the secret to my super strength I've been teaching Tenten. He lost over $4000 in an hour and tried to use his Sharingan to cheat and the rest is history...at least I won the Uchiha clan fortune."
Everyone blinked and Shizune said "You won Tsunade-sama."
At this everyone began to pale before there was a rumbling sound making everyone to look around and Kakashi said "What's that noise."
The next moment a 3 headed snake busted through the walls of the casino and there stood Orochimaru on the head of the snake and Naruto thought 'Damn it grandma, your fucking luck strikes again."