Naruto groaned as he heard a knocking on a door and he looked around quickly he said "Damn it, not again." as he rolled over and pulled the cover over his head.
A few moments later there was a small boom sound and a thud as Naruto door fell in on the floor and Naruto groaned even more as Tenten voice said "Oops...Naruto, you here."
Naruto said with his head covered up "Were sorry, the party you are searching for is not in right now, please leave your name, address, message and a 3x5 sexy picture at the beep...beep."
Tenten said "Great, your IMSing again."
Naruto blinked and sat up and said "IMS. What the hell is that."
Tenten smirked and said "Irritable Man Syndrome. In other words male PMS."
Naruto sighed and said "What do you expect, I just saw grandma Tsunade get ate by a 100 ft tall white 8 headed snake while she was frozen in fear from seeing the blood where Orochimaru stab mom through the heart. I saw Jiraiya get taken out by that dude with the bones, Shizune was taken out by that 6 arm freak, you were captured by those fuckers who merged with your body, I was fighting that fat ass and that flute chick. Mom might have been able to help if one of us could have gotten to the sword and pulled it out of her heart but none of us could and dad wound up summoning the Shinigami. I don't know what the hell happened to Sasuke during all of that."
Tenten sighed and sat down on the bed next to him and said "Tell me about it. That was the hardest battle I have ever been in."
Naruto said "Yeah...if..if that's the strength of what we are going to have to face...I'm scared Tenten...I...I lost everyone else already twice and I'm worried that I'll lose you."
Tenten looked down and said "Me too...When I lost control of my body when those guys merged with me...I...I couldn't stop thinking that this is it...that I was going to leave you and...and I came to a decision."
Naruto asked "What decision."
Tenten began to make a few handsigns and her hands glowed and she touched her stomach and then touch Naruto stomach confusing Naruto a moment before his eyes widen and said "TenTen, that..."
Tenten said "Yeah...I may not be ready to be a mother...but I am ready to be your wife in every way Naruto. I sent a message to my team and told them I couldn't make it today and I came immediately here...we got 3 hours before you have to be at the accademy...That gives us 2 hours to have a proper honeymoon and an hour to get cleaned up...so the question is...are you ready to become my husband in every way."
Her answer was Naruto kissing her as he made a couple of sealess Kagebunshins to go fix the door to his apartment. After that Naruto then pulled Tenten close and began to kiss her passionately before moving slowly down her jaw to the base of his neck and find her pulse spot and began to nibble on it causing Tenten to moan and asked in a gasping breath "Where did you learn that."
Naruto smirked and said "My grandfathers a pervert, my fathers a closet pervet, my godfather a super pervert, and my sensei an open pervert. Needless to say I was given lots of idea's I hope to try out with you my love."
Tenten said "Is that so...well you should know, I've also learned a thing or 2 from the ice queen of Konoha, the snake mistress of Konoha and the legendary sucker."
The next moment Naruto found himself pushed back on the bed and his boxers shoved down to his knees.
A few minutes later, after the 2 clones fix the door they heard Tenten moaning before they heard Naruto grunting and the 2 clones looked at each other and one said "You put up that privacy jutsu and then go train on chakra control. I'll goto the accademy and replace boss for the exam."
The other clone said "Hey, why do you get to go to the accademy and not me."
The first clone said "Well if you insist, I'll go train then. Don't forget the privacy jutsu...oh and remember, you can't do anything to show off besides the actual test or you could be discovered and cost boss his hiate. C-ya." as he shushined away.
The second clone blinked and blinked again and screamed "God damn it." as he thought "I got tricked by myself." as he quickly put up a privacy jutsu and left.
In the bedroom Naruto who was on his back feeling Tenten oral skills looked at Tenten who froze and looked toward the door going to the rest of the apartment when she heard the shout of 'God damn it' and Naruto said "My words exactly. I think turn abouts fair play." as he flipped Tenten and pinned her to the bed before continuing to kiss the pulse spot on her neck before he unbuttoned her shirt and shorts.
Meanwhile on top of the Hokage monument the clone who tricked the other one jumped into the woods and put his hands in a seal and said "Tajuu kagebunshin no jutsu." and as the clearing was filled with nearly 200 clones the original clone said "Alright listen up, we need to help boss and the other generation 1 clone as much as possible. I want 25 of you to work on leaf balancing, 25 on tree climbing, 25 on water walking, 25 on kunai balancing, 25 on wind manipulation, 25 on water manipulation and 25 on earth manipulation."
A clone asked "What about the last 25."
The original clone said "Body study. We know what are body can do. See how out of shape our body really is by running, jumping, swimming, kicks, punchs and anything else you think will be off between these bodies and our old ones. Boss is going to need to know what he can and can't do quickly...begin."
A few hours later both Naruto and Tenten were passed out asleep with Tenten laying on top of Naruto chest.
At the accademy a kagebunshin of Naruto who had sat in the back of class thought "I am such an ass, I am going to kick my ass when I get out of here."
"...ruto...hello, are you paying attention Naruto."
Naruto blinked and said "Hm...you say something Iruka-sensei."
Iruka got a twitch on his eyebrow and said "I was calling you to take your test Naruto. You should be more observant Naruto."
Naruto said "Sorry about that Iruka-sensei but I was trying to figure out something that has been bothering me since the last time I took this test. How can a guy who can't even use chakra pass or a kid who has a fake arm."
Iruka asked "What do you mean."
Naruto said "Rock Lee, that kid on Team 9, he has a condition that makes it where he can't use chakra. There's also that girl who lost her arm as a baby in the Kyuubi who passed a few years ago. How did they both pass."
Iruka said "Well, Rock Lee passed because even though he was unable to use chakra he worked hard enough to get his taijutsu up to Chunnin level to compensate for his abiltity not to pass. As for the girl you are speaking about, she also got her skills of chakra strings up to Chunnin level. Why do you ask."
Naruto said "So your saying that if someone is unable to pass in one area, if they are able to compensate for it in another area with at least Chunnin level skills they would pass."
Iruka said "Yes, now come on it's your turn."
Naruto said "No need, Kagebunshin no jutsu." as 10 kagebunshin appeared and Naruto smirked and said "Fangirl no jutsu." as each of the Naruto in the room turned into different girls who were member of Sasuke fan club and each of them said "Oh Sasuke-kun, we found out about the clan restoration act that says that you have to have more then one girlfriend or wife so that means we can share. Isn't that great Sasuke-kun. We don't have to fight over you anymore." as each 'fangirl' replaced themselves with the original fangirls in the class before dispelling and Naruto said "See sensei, if they could pass with Chunnin level skills, the fact I can do a Jounin level skill means I pass also, right."
Iruka looked at Naruto in the back of the class and asked "How did you do that."
Naruto said "Which part. The henges, the replacements, or the clones."
Iruka said "All of it."
Naruto said "Well Kagebunshin can do almost anything the original can do and since thier solid they...hey boss, what are you doing here."
The real Naruto who ran in huffing and puffing for breath said "Sorry I'm late Iruka-sensei, I got lost on the road of life."
Iruka looked back and forward between the 2 Naruto as did everyone else and Iruka said "Naruto, what's going on here. Dispell the kagebunshin and explain."
Naruto dispelled the one who was in the back of class shocking everyone and the real Naruto said "Well you see Iruka-sensei, someone tried to break into my apartment real early this morning and broke my door right off the henges. Luckily the noise from the door being broken in woke me up and I was able to use some left over paint from where I painted the Hokage monument to throw it on thier face mask to temperary blind them and I used henge and kagebunshin to make it look like a team of ANBU appear in my apartment to find out what the noise was and the person I hit with the paint saw them and threw a kunai at me before shushining away. Luckily I was able to use replacement with one of my clones to save myself. After they were gone I sent a kagebunshin to find an ANBU and tell them what happened but none ever showed up so I started to repair my door and clean up the paint to protect my stuff while I sent a kagebunshin here to tell you I was going to be late until I could get my door fixed since I didn't want to have my stuff stolen...wait...damn it, I told him not to do any pranks. He just had to reveal that Sasuke literally screwed since now his fangirls can join together and chase after his affection since he's the last male of his clan. I bet Sakura and Ino already knew this with Ino being a clan heiress who had to study all the laws of her station and Sakura being the top kunoichi in book smarts who spends her time studying at the library instead of training probably looked it up also and this whole rivalry they had going on was a lie to make the other girls not see them as a threat since they been secretly working together all these years to sabatoge the other girls chances at being with Sasuke. I guess you both must have taken the lesson about deception to heart like true kunoichi, huh." as he looked at Sakura and Ino who both had a deer in the headlight look as they saw Sasuke and the other girls looking at them and Ino said "That's right, I'm surprised you figured it out deadlast."
Sakura said "Yeah. Come on Ino, lets share Sasuke like we planned all along." as she moved to sit by Sasuke and Ino quickly moved to the other side of Sasuke.
Of coarse this caused a cat fight to start where Ami grabbed Ino by her hair and yanked her out of her seat while another girl yanked Sakura out also by her hair.
Naruto who glanced around the room saw everyone but Shikamaru was looking at what was going on with the girls while Shikamaru looked at Naruto who winked at him and Shikamaru muttered "Troublesome."
It took 10 minutes to get order restored to class while Naruto took a hiate and sat down in the back of class avoiding what was going on while thinking "I hope you like the show Tenten." as he glanced out the window where Tenten was hiding in the tree.
Iruka finaly screamed "EVERYONE IN THIER SEAT NOW." using his big head no jutsu.
Once everyone was in thier seat Iruka said "Now Naruto...what are you doing with a hiate."
Naruto said "What, the test is henge, replacement, and the bunshin no jutsu. I can't do the bunshin no jutsu because I have to much chakra and you and everyone else knows it. I mean I made Kagebunshin. Thier a Jounin level jutsu. If someone would have taught me that jutsu 2 years ago I would probably already by a Chunnin and graduated early instead of being the bottom of the class...after all, book smarts will only get you so far in life and most of the book stuff we had to study in the accademy has been sent through so many filters to make sure other villages don't learn our village secrets that it's basically useless. I mean look at the Shodaime Hokage. We studied 2 whole months on him and the sad thing is, you can go up to any civilian in any village and asked them who was the Shodaime Hokage and what was special about him. They will tell you his name was Hashirama Senju, he could use the Mokuton bloodline, he founded Konoha by making peace with the Uchiha clan, had a brother who became the Nidaime Hokage. Died fighting Madara Uchiha who is believed to have died at the valley of the end but it can't be proved since no body was ever discovered for either of them. They could have both died there or one could have lived for a while and died later in secret or any number of things...but we spent 2 whole months learning all that when anyone could have gave us that info because it's common knowledge."
Naruto saw he had everyones attention and he said "Most of the things we studied have been that way so the way I see it the actual book grades don't mean shit in the world and while my book grades may suck, the only person in this class I haven't beat physically at least once is Sasuke. What good is book grades going to do any of us when an enemy sneaks up behind us and stabs us in the back with a kunai because our actual skills suck so much...but answer me this, if I'm really the deadlast, why is it that I could paint the Hokage monument in broad daylight wearing orange without getting caught until I was done. If that paint had been exploding tags and I was an enemy ninja then half the village would have been destroyed by that. Also I outrun and evaded ANBU, Chunnin, and Jounin for a while and the only person who actually could catch me was you sensei and that is only because your a trained sensor type...If I'm wrong, then why is it only 3 teams out of every 9 who graduate actually pass to become ninja. It's because most of the people in this room will fail to prove they are both physically and mentally prepared to be ninja."
Everyone was listening and looking at Mizuki who had his eyes narrowed and Iruka said "How do you know the Kagebunshin no jutsu Naruto."
Naruto said "Well, I met this really old dude a few weeks back. He said he had came back to the village to pay his respect to his daughter grave who died on a mission and he saw me and we talked and he said that the current way the accademy is teaching us is the same bullshit that wound up getting his daughter killed. He told me that in the hidden mist village they don't do the graduating test like they do here. I hear they have students live together, eat together, sleep together, and then on graduation day they have the student fight each other to the death. The winners become ninja, the losers are burried in mass graves. Is that true sensei...is that why they call it the bloody mist."
Iruka frowned and saw all the student there looking at him and he said "Yes Naruto, that's true."
Naruto nods and asked "Then what good is book grades going to do against that kind of training...Sakura the top kunoichi of our class because of her book grades...but if she faced an accademy student from the hidden mist today, she would either be raped or killed because she can't run longer then 10 minutes without needing to stop to catch her breath, her chakra reserves are so small that using replacement more then 3 times tires her out and she's not very fast or strong either...I'm not trying to make any of you feel weak Sakura, I'm just using you as an example as the top kunoichi of our class. Seriouisly though, do you disagree with what I said. I'm just trying to get you all to open your eyes and wake up to the reality of what you are about to face so you can save yourselves before it's to late."
Iruka said "You shouldn't be trying to discourage others Naruto."
Naruto said "I'm not...That was why I asked you if what the old guy told me was true. He told me that out of the 9 teams that graduate only 3 will actually become real teams, that the others either get sent back to the accademy or for remedial training. That todays test isn't really the real gennin test. That is actually given to us buy our Jounin sensei and those test are to see if we are willing to put the good of the mission in front of our own personal goals. Like the bell test where the Jounin gives 2 bells and tell us one of us is going to fail no matter what. In truth it is a team work test to make it where teams are willing to work together...for the good of the mission because on a real mission, the one who gets sent back to the accademy would be the one who had to sacrifice thier lives to delay the enemy so the other 2 could return with the info to save the village."
Iruka got a nervous look on his face and asked "How do you know about that Naruto."
Naruto said "That old man I was telling you about. He told me how his daughter had went on her first mission outside of the village with her team, she was the top kunoichi of her class and the accademy made her believe that book smarts is all she needed. They were attacked by bandits and both her teammates were killed and she was captured...when her body was found a month later when a team was sent to investigate they discovered she had been raped repeatably before they cut of her toes and let her bleed to death. I don't want to see that happen to any of the girls in our class so will you tell us the truth sensei. That situation that the old mans daughter was in...how common is that. I mean is it a once in a lifetime thing or are we really going to face that kind of danger out there. If so then why does the accademy focus on so much edited information and not on actual training. I mean they make girls learn flower arranging and tea cerimony. How often does a gennin kunoichi have to actually use those skills. I mean, those are used to help kunoichi infiltrate enemy villages where they would most likely have to seduce thier targets...those are Chunnin level missions. Why teach those skills in the accademy when kunoichi should be learning to defend themselves instead of being the weakest member of thier teams. I maybe the deadlast in book smarts but I'm physically strong enough to defeat any of the kunoichi in this class, possibly any 2 or 3 of them at a time. Doesn't our village care about kunoichi as something else then hookers and prostitutes. I mean, isn't that the cover most kunoichi are given for infiltration missions."
Iruka saw the looks the others in the class were giving him and he said "Well um...you see...the accademy education is approved of by the council."
Naruto said "Why...I mean this is a Ninja accademy, Ninja fall under the Hokage command, not the council. Why do they get to decide on what the ninja should learn when most of the council are civilians who never even been ninja in the first place...unless they are the ones wanting the missions done. I mean I know a lot of the adults males in this village are perverts. Are they making kunouchi education so weak so they could be used to get thier loads off since most adult women find them disgusting or not up to standards to please them. Why is it that you don't stand up for our kunouchi Iruka-sensei. I mean...wait, is that why you pass out from my sexy no jutsu, because you are a pervert to. That's why you don't stand up for them...I bet you and Mizuki-sensei have been planning which ones you were going to try and have sex with later, weren't you. Oh my god, that explains why our seats are set up the way they are, so that when you are at the front of the class you can look up the kunoichi dresses and see what's underneath. YOU PERVERTS."
Outside the classroom in a tree Tenten had her hand over her mouth to keep from bursting out laughing as she heard everything from the open window.
Tenten watched as all the kunoichi began to shout at Iruka and Mizuki and then began to beat them down.
Inside the Hokage office the Sandaime eyebrow twitched as he looked at what happened and said "Kurenai, when you retrieve Tenten, please bring Naruto as well."
Kurenai said "Yes sir...though I do think he made some very valid statements sir."
The Sandaime said "Perhaps...but orchestrating a mob to beat down your sensei is not something I was expecting to ever see from Naruto."
Kurenai said "I'll go and get them at once sir." as she shushined away.
As Kurenai arrived at the accademy Naruto glanced at the window and thought "Tenten...shit, we don't have the Whirlpool seals right now." as he turned quickly from where he was pulling a kunai and throwing it from 20 ft away from the window out the open window toward where Tenten was.
Tenten seeing this eyes went wide and began to move before the kunai was covered in a puff of smoke and Naruto appeared before replacing himself with Tenten who appeared next to Naruto now facing behind her where a shushin was finishing and the form of Kurenai could be seen there.
Inside the classroom the Naruto there went up in a puff of smoke catching everyones attention. Most had missed the kunai being thrown out and looked outside to see what was going on.
Kurenai said "Hmm...are you the real Naruto or another Kagebunshin."
Naruto said "Real."
Kurenai nods and said "The Sandaime has asked me to deliver you both to him. My name is Kurenai Yuuhi."
Naruto glanced at Tenten who said "I guess we should go see him."
Kurenai places her hand on both thier shoulders and shushined away.
When they reappeared they were inside the Sandaime office.
Naruto blinked and looked around the office and said "Hmm, that's strange." catching everyones attention.
The Sandaime glanced at Naruto and asked "What's strange."
Naruto said "I don't know...the room just doens't feel the same as it usually does. I can't place my finger on it." as he looked around the room.
The Sandaime coughed and said "I'm sure you know why you are here."
Naruto said "Not a clue. You."
Tenten said "None either." as she looked confused.
The Sandaime said "I see...the reason I have called you both here is originally I wanted to ask you Tenten why you were not available to train with your team yet you had time to spy on the graduating class."
Naruto said "She was with me...trying to talk me out of leaving this village." causing the Sandaime and Kurenai to go wide eyed a moment while Tenten just glanced at Naruto.
The Sandaime asked "What do you mean leave the village."
Naruto said "I'll answer your question if you answer one of mine first. What do you know about my family."
Kurenai said "Your an orphan Naruto."
Naruto looked at her and said "What about it jiji, what do you know about my family."
The Sandaime looked at Naruto and said "I told you before Naruto that I don't know who your parents are."
Naruto looked back at him and said "Do you know anything about the Uzumaki family then."
The Sandaime said "No."
Naruto looked at him and said "Just so you know, you just lost my trust Sandaime-sama..after all, Mito Senju, wife of the Shodaime Hokage maiden name was Uzumaki. My mother was Kushina Uzumaki originally of Whirlpool village who moved here and became a ninja of our village. The Uzumaki were a clan from Whirlpool before Whirlpool was destroyed by the hidden mist village. You were the apprentice of the Shodaime and student of the Nidaime, you trained Tsunade Senju. You were very familiar with thier family because of this. Also when my mother came to Konoha and joined it, it was during your original term in office meaning you had to approve of her becoming a Konoha ninja. Want to try again."
The Sandaime and Kurenai both went wide eyed and the Sandaime asked "How do you know that."
Naruto said "You see, the story I told to Iruka-sensei about being late as well as how I learned Kagebunshin was mostly a lie. I did meet someone who did teach me the Kagebunshin no jutsu to help me where you failed. He also informed me about another secret that you have hid from me all these years on top of my mother. That secret is why I am hated. I have more chakra then anyone in this village. Where everyone else has to learn to move a twig or a small branch the way they want, I have to learn to move 2 fully grown tree's. In order to learn to make a single Kagebunshin I had to learn leaf balancing, tree climbing, water walking, and kunai balancing. Before I learned all those things I couldn't make less then a hundred of them. Making a single bunshin no jutsu would take perfect chakra control, something thanks to Kyuubi, I'll never have...but you know the thing is...I learned all of that last night."
A hand on his shoulder caused him to stop and Naruto glanced at Tenten who said "Calm down Naruto...please." as she was the one who placed her hand on his shoulder.
Naruto closed his eyes and took a deep breath and said "Fine."
The Sandaime seeing this asked "How are you involved in this Tenten."
Naruto said "When I was leaving the village I passed by a cabin in the woods her family owns. She heard me passing by since she had stayed there last night and she stop me and convinced me to talk to her. The rest you could say is history."
The Sandaime pulled out his pipe and began to smoke it and said "What are your plans now Naruto. I assume that you are not planning to leave now since you took the gennin test."
Naruto looked at him as his focused and clouded over several times and Naruto said "That's it...no trying to deny it, no telling me your sorry, no telling me you had orders from the Yondaime, no telling me anything...you could tell an entire fucking village that hates my guts for saving thier ass and you can't even tell me shit...THAT'S IT, you..oomph." As he was silenced by Tenten who turned him around driving a knee into his stomach causing him to lose all the air he had in him and doubling over her knee.
Tenten then raised him up by his colar and said "You have every right to be pissed. I know your upset. You find out not only about Kyuubi but also that the Yondaime was your father, your mother was from Whirlpool and was secretly married to the Yondaime, your grandmother was Tsunade Senju and that bastard over there is your grandfather. Your godfather is Jiraiya of the Sannin and everyone your entire life has lied to you or only cared about you out of debt to your parents or orders...but your better then this Naruto...it's not whose blood flows through your veins that makes up who you are...it's what you do the defines who and what you are."
Naruto closed his eyes and lowered his head against Tenten shoulder and after a moment said "I think you broke my rib." while Kurenai was looking at the Sandaiem with wide eyes while the Sandaime had gone pale.
Tenten bit her lip to keep from laughing and said "I try...you want me to tell them. Kurenai is someone I trust."
Naruto shrugged with his head still on her shoulder and Tenten said "The person who informed Naruto all of this was the Yondaime himself...from what Naruto told me, the Yondaime sealed part of his soul in the seal of the Kyuubi. He did this because Jiraiya-sama was suppose to have already taught Naruto the basics of seals so he could have a good foundation to build off of so when the part of the seal activated that held the Yondaime's soul, he could then begin to teach Naruto how to repair and keep the seal in good working condition as well as how to use the Kyuubi chakra safely since seals degrade over time and Jiraiya-sama is already an old man someone would be responsible with the upkeep of the seal and who better then the person who has the most to win and lose by making sure it worked properly. Since Jiraiya-sama failed so far in his duties as a godfather, the Yondaime was forced to begin with the basics last night and trained Naruto as he slept. He didn't have enough time to teach him everything and his soul is now gone but he did give Naruto enough and told him the secret of the Kagebunshin no jutsu so he could use kagebunshin to experiment and studies seals as well as train in other areas so with the number Naruto is able to make, he can learn a year or 2 worth of seals in a day depending on how many kagebunshins he wishes to focus on seals."
The Sandaime pulled off his hat and said "Naruto I..."
Naruto said "Save it...I'm a reminder of a mistake at best or the villages secret weapon at worst."
The Sandaime said "You are neither Naruto."
Naruto looked at him and said "How can I trust you...the only person in this entire village I know I can trust is beside me. The only reason I'm not half way to Wave is because of her."
The Sandaime asked "Is there anything I can do to prove it to you."
Naruto thought a moment and said "I want to get to know my family...but I don't want the world to know about them yet...I don't know if my dream is still to be Hokage...but I do know I want to prove I'm me and not the Kyuubi...and I don't want special treatment by being related to every Hokage. I want to earn my own respect...I would like access to info on seals though. I need to learn more about them if I am going to keep the Kyuubi seal working properly...I could use a couple extra missions that could be done solo to pay for my supplies and needs since Tenten told me gennins usually get $25 for every D-rank mission they get and I can't afford to live off of just a single mission a day."
Kurenai said "What makes you think you will only get a single mission a day."
Naruto said "Dead last and Rookie of the year are always put together with the top kunoichi of the class. That means I'll be with Sakura and Sasuke and that also means we will have Kakashi as our sensei for not only him being dads student but also because of the fact hes the only other known Sharingan in the village."
Sarutobi blinked and said "What do you mean by known Sharingan."
Naruto said "Jiji, I may not be book smart but I know that there was more to the Uchiha massacre then what first appears. I mean, Itachi kills every member of his clan by himself without one of the sensors in this village detecting the chakra usage and investigating. Either you or someone else in this village ordered people to stay away during the massacre meaning Itachi had help. If it wasn't you then that means someone else had a hand in helping Itachi do it and the question is why. The only answer I could think of is someone wanted to get thier hands on the Sharingan without causing a stink like dad told me happen with Kakashi. That means someone high up now has access to the Sharingan that they most likely have either transplanted to themselves or others under them...dad told me something he couldn't prove but if you didn't do it then the person dad told me to be warry of would be a prime suspect."
Sarutobi asked "Who."
Naruto said "Danzo...Dad told me he had reason to suspect Danzo was funding some kind of experiments on a seal to create super soldiers while making them loyal to him and also something about bloodline experimentation. He didn't have enough to convict Danzo but he thinks that having ROOT help Itachi would have been a more reasonable explanation then Itachi doing it himself...what does Danzo look like so I can avoid him."
Sarutobi said "Kurenai, would you mind henging into Danzo a moment."
Kurenai nods before henging into Danzo and Naruto looked at it and said "Looks like a Kakashi immitation. If dads right then Danzo might have a Sharingan under those bandages on his face and spliting them slightly would allow him to use it on others without being caught."
The Sandaime thought it over a moment and said "Which ever case I think you should listen to his advice and avoid Danzo...so is there anything else you want besides what you already stated."
Naruto said "I don't want others to know about dad training me in seals. I want nothing to do with Jiraiya right now My mind may know what it's doing but my body doesn't yet so I am going to have to train my body...I don't want Tenten punish or harmed in any way by being friends with me."
Tenten snorts and said "Friends..really. Is that all I am after everything we been through together."
Naruto said "Well I was trying to save your dignity and honor by down playing our relationship."
Kurenai said "Relationship...what kind of relationship."
Tenten said "I know more about Naruto then anyone else in the world. I know his dreams, fears, hope, doubts, strengths, and weaknesss and he knows mine. I accepted him for him and not his family and not they Kyuubi. I respect and believe in him and he respects and believes in me. He's told me his secrets and I've told him mine. We have a relationship of faith, respect, and trust of each other. That is the relationship we have."
The Sandaime bowed his head and thought "Thank you."
Kurenai said "So basically you just want to meet your family, keep your friends and family a secret and earn your own respect."
Naruto said "You forgot that I want to earn my own place in the world. Not have it handed to me for being related to who I am. Also I want you to get a new desk Jiji...I was concieved on it." causing everyone to look at the desk in a new light.
Kurenai shook her head and said "I can see why you have become such good friends so quickly Tenten."
Tenten said "Something like that...I'm sorry for not going to my team practice today Hokage-sama but after everything that has happened I felt that being close by and showing I believe in Naruto and being there to congradulate him on passing was more important then team training today. That is why I didn't goto practice today."
The Sandaime said "Very well, I'll inform Gai that your absence was indeed an important personal matter that you do not wish to share."
Tenten said "Thank you Hokage-sama."
Naruto said "So is that it...I mean can we go cause I need to go by my place and get my money to head to Tenten shop so I can get me some actual cloths that don't scream, here I am, kill me."
Kurenai said "Holy shit, your a miracle worker Tenten."
Tenten frowned and said "No...it's just that he couldn't come before because he was a civilian and civilians wouldn't let him get other things."
Kurenai and the Sandaime frowned as they heard this and the Sandaime said "Well in case you both don't know, you can't tell about the Kyuubi or who Naruto is related to without..."
Naruto said "My approval. I'm an Uzumaki and while my clan is not a Konoha clan it is a clan and as the last blood Uzumaki I have final say in clan matters. My family, jutsu, seals, and if I decide to reveal Kyuubi to those who don't know it is my choice. If there is any way to make that legal where I have the same rights as other clans where the council and Hokage can't get involved in clan matters I would appreciate it and I am willing to pay for it."
Sarutobi said "So you don't want my involvement in your personal life."
Naruto said "Partially...your an old man who could die of old age anytime. The next Hokage could try to strip me of everything I own. I ahve to protect myself somehow."
Sarutobi said "Very well. I'll have the correct documents when you come for your first mission should you pass the real gennin test. Be at the accademy tomorrow at 10 am."
Naruto nods and opened the door and Tenten walked out wth Naruto following her.
Once they were gone Kurenai said "They were lying sir. I know Tenten very well and I can tell she was hiding things."
The Sandaime said "I know...but about what I can't figure out. Naruto really was trained by Minato some how. Of that I am sure. The question is, what are they hiding..and why."
Kurenai thought a moment and said "I think I know sir...You couldn't see it but I saw small bruising around Tenten neck...she also had a small limp sir...I believe that thier relationship is more...intimate."
Sarutobi said "I see...that's understandable...it is similar to the situation that concieved Minato. Everything that happened her today is classified."
Kurenai said "About that sir."
Sarutobi said "Yes..." SLAP
Kurenai put her hand on her hip as Sarutobi held his face and Kurenai said "Forgive me Hokage-sama for my disrespect. As a leader I greatly respect you but as a person I think you are a sorry piece of shit." as she bowed.
The next moment the Sandaime desk exploded sending wood splinters in every direction.
Kurenai was wide eye as she saw the destruction of the desk while the Sandaim screamed "NOooo...all that finished paperwork...my pipe...my Icha Icha..." SLAP
Kurenai looked at the knocked out Sandaime and said "Pervert." as she quickly left
A couple of blocks away Naruto began to chuckle lightly and Tenten asked "What's so funny."
Naruto said "Jiji needs a new desk now."
Tenten eyes widen and said "You didn't."
Naruto nods and Tenten said "Well...I guess I can forgive you...if you could do that thing with your tongue again."
Naruto said "Surprise huh...your not the only one to be taught a trick or 2 by Anko."
Tenten blushed and said "You know...there no hurry to get back to the shop. It's not like I can't open up shop for you."
Naruto said "My place."
Tenten stomach growled and she said "For desert, yeah...but lets get lunch first."
Naruto said "Sure." as they went to Ichiruka and got take out to take back to Naruto place.