After 'lunch, desert, dinner, and desert' Naruto and Tenten finally made it to the Wolf Claw weapon shop. It was a little after 5 and as they walked in Dustin looked at Tenten and then at Naruto and said "Hello dear...who is this."

Tenten said "This is Naruto, he came to get some proper ninja equiptment. Naruto, this is they guy I was telling you about, my father Dustin."

Naruto said "It's a pleasure to meet you." and thought "Again."

Dustin frowned and looked at Tenten and then at Naruto and then back to Tenten and said "Who are you and what has happened to my daughter."

Tenten asked "What do you mean dad."

Dustin said "I know my daughter. She's worked herself to the bone to where her body and mind are perfectly balanced with each other to use her weapons perfectly. Your body and mind are out of sync so that tells me you are not my daughter. Who are you, a Yamanaka."

Naruto sighed and started to say something when Tenten said "Hey, get fucked for the first time in your life for nearly an entire day long and see how much your body is in sync dad afterwards dad...by the way, your going to be a grandpa."

Naruto paled as he saw Dustins eyes widen and then he turned to look at Naruto as he unleashed a massive amount of KI and Naruto looked at Tenten in desperation as she said "My ass still hurts from you putting your finger in it."

Naruto just had a moment to dodge but in that moment his orange jumpsuit was sliced going from bottom to top as he dodged to the side and said "But I...shit." as he dodged another strike from the long sword Dustin had pulled out and was swinging at Naruto who jumped up and grabbed a Quan Doa and used the shaft to deflect the next strike before he forced the long sword away and swung it around to attack Dustin side who brough his long sword around to deflect it and Naruto then began to thrust it and different positions to try and immobilize Dustin.

Laughter stopped all movement in the room as both Naruto and Dustin glanced over at Tenten who was laughing and Naruto said "What's so funny."

Tenten said "I'm laughing at how easy it was to manipulate you and dad...by the way, how does that weapon feel in your hands."

Naruto blinked and looked at the Quan Doa and said "I'm not sure. It feels more comfortable then the swords I was using before...why."

Dustin said "You ever use a weapon like that before."

Tenten said "Nope. Looks like your weapon found you Naruto. Of every other weapon that you could have grabbed that was the one you instictively reached for like it was a part of your body."

Naruto frowned and said "But that still doens't explain why you lied to your dad."

Tenten said "Because now that dad has showed he will hurt you if you hurt me, he can't use the over protective father thing again since we are an item now. As for what I am out of sync on dad, I pulled a muscle in my back when I drove my knee into the baka stomach here convincing him that he needs to get cloths from our store now that he's a ninja instead of that shit the villagers who can't tell the difference between the sword and the sheeth sell him."

Dustin eyes widen and said "What are you talking about dear." as he glanced at Naruto and Tenten.

Naruto said "Furball."

Dustin frowned and said "So you both know I take it."

Naruto said "Yeah, worst secret in the village."

Tenten said "Now you don't have a problem with Naruto, DO you dad."

Dustin said "First...how far is your relationship since I didn't think you knew each other before today."

Tenten said "Sorry daddy about not telling you. I can say we have known each other far longer then you know of but it wasn't until today that we could actually start to be together. He was an accademy student before today and while he's not an active gennin yet he at least is out of the reach of the council."

Dustin thought a moment and said "I see...I can understand where you are coming from...so how long have you actually been dating."

Tenten said "Let see...last night was a year since we first met...We started to casual date after 2 months and actually officially became a couple after another 2 months...Last night I snuck out and met with Naruto at the cabin for our 1 year anniversary and well some things happened."

Dustin put his hands to his temples and said "You had sex."

Tenten said "Not last night...some other shit happened...a second seal on Naruto activated...somehow when it happened it affected me also."

Dustin looked up with narrowed eyes and said "Affected how."

Tenten bit he lip and said "Until last night we didn't know about the Kyuubi...When the second seal activated it sort of pulled Naruto into his mind and me as well...we met the Yondaime Hokage and his wife...Naruto parents."

Dustins eyes widen and said "WHAT."

Tenten said "Calm down dad...the Yondaime sealed a piece of his soul and a piece of Naruto mother inside the second seal and when it activated we both were pulled inside the seal and it may have only been a few hours in real life but to Naruto and me it was like months that we talked and were trained by them...Kushina taught me lots of things as did the Yondaime from time to time. Naruto was also taught a lot of things as well by his parents...it was a one time thing but mentally were probably 6 months to a year older which is one of the reason my body is out of sync today with my mind. I know things my body doesn't. The same could be said for Naruto...but with what happened and both of us discovering about the Kyuubi as well as the rest of Naruto family and having to cope with it and coming to terms of it brought Naruto and me closer together then ever."

Dustin said "But...why would Minato do that. Why did the seal activate last night of all nights."

Naruto said "Well...you probably know this already but seals degrade over time and so dad created the second seal to make it where he could finish my training that my godfather was suppose to have started on seals...unfortinately my godfather abandon me all these years and dad had to spend most of the time teaching me the basics that I should have already known...as for why last night...well...I sort of ask Tenten to be my wife."

Tenten said "And I accepted dad."

Dustin paled and said "So your engaged."

Naruto said "Secretly though. Me and my family have a lot of enemies and well...they would like nothing more to hurt us and use our friends and family against us so for now we are going to keep our relationship a secret."

Dustin was quite for several minutes and said "So this seal activated because you asked my daughter to be your wife."

Naruto said "Is that so hard to believe. I mean, since I was suppose to be trained by my godfather all these years he would try to talk me out of getting married until I was strong enough to protect myself and my loved ones. The seal was designed to activated when I asked someone to marry me so that way I would be mentally and physically strong enough to handle all the information I was given. While mentally I am strong enough...I'm not physically yet...but mom and dad told me things to help fix that so until then nobody but Tenten, me and you know this for both of our protections...but I would like your permission to be with your daughter as her husband. I would have asked before now but...raising myself all these years there are somethings I didn't know were proper respect like that."

Dustin looked at Tenten and asked "Are you sure about this...I mean...are you trully happy with him."

Tenten said "There is no way I could ever love or trust anyone as much as I do Naruto dad...I do love him."

Dustin said "Alright...I trust you to take care of my daughter Namikaze."

Naruto said "Uzumaki sir, dad took moms clan name when they got married."

Dustin nods and said "Then you have my permission...but how are you going to support yourselves. Tenten knows already the dangers that ninja face and how easy it is for ninja to not be able to retire because they have no other skills to fall back on."

Naruto said "I know this and I have an idea I have talked over with Tenten and she agrees. Dad taught me a lot about seals. I can make custom seals to sell once I get my writing seals perfected to make seals correctly. As long as I have at least one hand I can support myself and her if need be by selling seals."

Dustin said "Yeah...I suppose your right...but I would feel better if you had something else also. I mean, you could survive off of them but it wouldn't be much."

Naruto said "I know...just trust me...I'll take care of Tenten if she needs it."

Dustin said "And kids...what about if you have kids."

Tenten said "We'll be fine dad. We got things were working on and I'm not helpless. Even if I someday have to quit being a kunoichi to raise a family I am skilled as a blacksmith and weapon store operator."

Dustin closes his eyes and said "Alright...just...just be sure dear. I don't want you to regret making a decision that can change your life later...nothing personal against you Naruto...it's just as a father, I have to look after my little girl."

Naruto smiled and said "I understand. I would do the same thing in your shoes."

Dustin said "So your here to get some supplies huh. What do you need."

Naruto looked at Tenten and said "Well..."

An hour later Naruto left the shop and was dressed in a pair of black pants with a blue shirt with fishnet over the top of it. He also had a vest with 10 scroll in it. Naruto looked at his hand and saw a storage seal drawn on it and thought "This is definately going to have to change. That looks like a chicken drew it...I need to train."

The next day Naruto arrived at the accademy and when he walked into the room all noise in the room stopped and Naruto who was dressed in a matching set of the cloths he got the day before saw everyone looking at him and asked "What."

Kiba said "What's with the new cloths."

Naruto looked at his cloths and said "Oh these. Well I'm an orphan and have to buy my own cloths so while we were in the accademy I been secretly saving up my money from the orphans allowance over the years and have been waiting until we actually graduate to get some real ninja cloths because these cloths are more expensive then civilian cloths that we usually need here at the accademy. Since I graduated yesterday a friend of mine agreed to give me a small discount to be able to get properly outfitted. Cost me most of my saving but if it saves my life later it's well worth it."

Sakura said "So then that orange crap you use to wear was only cause it was cheap."

Naruto said "Partially. If you want to know the other reason, think about the Hokage monument. Think about what wearing orange like that would be used for."

Shikamaru said "Stealth training."

Naruto smirked and said "Bingo brains."

Ino said "So wait, I'm confused...your saying wearing that orange was a good thing."

Naruto looked at Ino and said "Maybe...maybe not. Were ninja. Those of us who pass the real test will have to grow up and face the cold hard reality that none of us may make it to our next birthday...A woman once gave me the best advice I think all of us should here...She told me as ninja of Konoha we are a family, your squad is your brothers and sisters, your fellow ninja are your cousins...even when you leave by retiring or death your still family, we eat together, we fight together, we kill together, we drink together, we live together, and we die together. We protect each other and destroy those who threaten our family...she told me most teams show this by getting drunk together to show we have a union as teammates, friends, allies, and family...I may not be friends with you or even liked by some of you...but right now we are all equal in the eyes of the village. We are a family...after today some of us may not still be here...some may not pass the final test, some may get injured or maybe killed...but if my words have any effect on you and you agree with me, I would honestly like each of you to stand up and tell you name and rank so from this day forward no matter what future awaits us, we will remember this one day as a day our family that we have spent all these of hard work, blood, sweat, and tears beside was united for one moment so when our children and grandchildren here stories about our lives we can say, let me tell you all about this one crazy ass kid who painted the Hokage monument wearing orange. He was...Naruto Uzumaki, innitiate Gennin of Konoha."

A few moment of silence was heard and Kiba stood up and said "Kiba Inuzuka and my companion Akamaru, innitaite Gennin of Konoha."

Shino stood up and said "Shino Aburame, Gennin innitiate of Konoha."

Choji said "Choji Akamichi, Gennin innitaite of Konoha."

Shikamaru said "Troublesome, Shikamaru Nara, Gennin Innitaite of Konoha."

Ino Yamanaka...

Ami...

Hi...Hina...Hinata Hy...uuga...

Sakura Haruno...

One by one everyone in the class but Sasuke had stood up and said thier name.

Sasuke said "Hn." as everyone looked at him.

Ino frowned and said "Come on Sasuke-kun, everyone else did it."

Sasuke said "It's a waste of time."

An elderly voice said "I'm sorry to hear you think that Sasuke. I actually found it to be quite an inspiring display of the Will of Fire." causing everyone to turn and see the Sandaime walk in along with Iruka, as well as 9 Jounins including Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai.

Naruto thought "I wonder what Jiji here for."

The Sandaime said "Usually a speech is given about the importants of being ninja of Konoha, about the dangers you may face and how proud Konoha is to have you serving our village. Usually it's your sensei who gives the speech, sometimes if I have the time I will come to give it...but in all my years, I can not remember once a time where there has been a speech given and a display of the Will of Fire that has made me more proud then the one we saw and witnessed from outside the classroom. As such I'm not going to try and surpass it. I think you each should take what you have seen and heard to heart."

After letting the words sink in for a moment the Sandaime said "Now the reason you are here...Normally you would be divided into teams of 3 under a Jounin sensei who would test you and see who should become ninja of Konoha and who shouldn't with usually only 3 teams passing...but because of the fact each of you know the secret behind the standard test given now...I am going to change the arrangements of teams slightly. There will still only be 3 teams passing this time." causing murmors to go through the room.

The Sandaime waited a moment and when he saw someone was about to argue said "But each team will consist of a total of 12 gennins and 4 Jounins. I have decided that this year for an experimental project that should it prove benificial I will make a standard for all gennin graduates. You will be divided into 3 teams of 9 gennins under 3 of the Jounins behind me. You will then have a team of experienced gennin under another Jounin instructor also join you. Each of these Jounins specialize in one form of jutsu over another. Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Taijutsu, and Kenjutsu. They will work over all on all of the gennin in these 3 teams to improve the current level of everyone to a higher level. I believe if this idea works then each of you could become a Chunnin within a year. Now are there any questions."

Sakura raised her hand and the Sandaime said "Yes What is your question."

Sakura asked "Why us...I mean why did you wan to start this with our class."

The Sandaime looked at the class and said "The Chunnin exams are going to be held in 6 months...the hosting village of the Chunnin exams always has the highest number of applicants. The idea of a rookie gennin class entering the exams and making it to the finals is..."

"Stupid." catching everyone's attention.

Iruka said "What was that Naruto." in a scolding tone.

Naruto said "I said that his idea is stupid because there are several things he has not taken into consideration."

The Sandaime said "Oh, and what might those things be." as he narrowed his eyes at Naruto.

Naruto looked around the class and said "What is in this class...What is there more of in this one class then there has been in any class in the last 20 years..clan heirs and heiress's. Since the exams are going to be in Konoha this time around and with all these clan heirs and heiress being gennins, politics demand that they have to be put in the exams, even if they are ready or not...but the thing you should realise is that this is also a free shot for other villages to weaken Konoha. Besides the Hyuuga and Inuzuka clan there is no other clan that has another heir or heiress to replace them in the clan head family. It would be too big of a target for at least one village to not use the exams to try and either capture one of Konoha bloodlines or eliminate the future leaders of the village. Even if there are other members of the clans that could replace the heir or heiress, they would have to take years of preperation to help them lead the village after the current clan heads step down. It's not just other villages you have to worry about either. This is a perfect chance for non-clan ninja families who have been over looked because of clans and also civilians who want to gain thier family more power in the council to make a move against the clans. They could hire other villages to send a team in for the exams to assassinate an heir or heiress."

The Sandaime pursed his lip and said "Konoha does not do that."

Naruto said "Orochimaru."

Off to the side Asuma curled his lip slightly and thought "Game, set, match."

The Sandaime said "The actions of one..."

Naruto interupted him and said "Aoi Rukosho."

The Sandaime said "The actions of two.."

Naruto said "Mizuki-teme."

At this everyone in the class looked confused. The Sandaime said "What do you mean Mizuki."

Naruto blinked and said "You mean you haven't found him yet...damn, you might want to send a couple of ANBU to your office and have them check the Hokage vault. I saw him sneaking in your office window last night and found him inside the vault with some huge ass scroll with the words forbidden on it in his hand. Since I know about some of the seals in the Hokage office I know that when your not in the office the seals there make it where no one can use jutsu to enter or leave the office while inside the office and I figured the vault was the same way so I closed the door to the vault while he was distracted and I activated that ANBU messanger seal you showed me on your desk when I was a kid. I figured the ANBU would have found him when they came to the office to see who summoned them...but you really need to send someone to get Mizuki, he was locked in there all night, with no bathroom and only scrolls and whatever he had in that bag for toilet paper."

The Sandaime looked at Kakashi who nods and shushins away and the Sandaime said "Why didn't you stay and notify the ANBU of what you found."

Naruto said "Um, hello, guy who got the ANBU in trouble for not noticing or catching me for painting the mountain vs the word of a respected Chunnin instructor."

Asuma said "He's got you there."

Just then a swirl of leaves appeared and Kakashi said "I am afraid what he said is true. You might want to air out the vault though. Most of the scrolls in the vault have been tampered with though the seals wouldn't let him get into all of them."

The Sandaime said "And Mizuki."

Kakashi said "Currently in the hands of Ibiki. He tried to open the trap scroll the Yondaime created and was knocked out."

Naruto said "I don't know if it's important but I heard Mizuki before I closed the door mention the hidden sound village. I never heard of it and it could have been something he was reading in that scroll but I thought I would meantion it."

The Sandaime said "I'll look into it. I want to thank you Naruto for doing a great service for Konoha. I do not know what Mizuki wanted the Forbidden scroll for but it could not have been for a good reason. As such I am going to award you with an A-rank mission for not only capturing a traitor but also saving village secret." shocking most of the room

Naruto said "Cool."

The Sandaime said "Now as I was saying about the teams."

Naruto said "It's still stupid."

The Sandaime got an eyebrow twitch causing a few to snicker including Kureani and Asuma. The Sandaime said "You will follow my orders."

Naruto said "Those who don't follow the rules are trash but those who abandon thier comrads are worse then trash. Your orders put the lives of my comrads at risk for an expirament." causing Kakashi eye to widen a moment before he smiled behind his mask.

The Sandaime slapped his head and said "You are definately Kushina son."

Naruto asked "Kushina...Kushina who." looking confused.

The Sandaime eye twitched as he winced at his slip and glared at Naruto who smirked slightly and said "Relax, I'm just messing with you. I already know that my mother was Kushina Uzumaki originally of the hidden Whirlpool village before it was destroyed. I also know that Whirlpool and Konoha were such close allies that this symbol right here that is on most of the cloths of Konoha is in fact the symbol for Whirlpool. It was Konoha way of honoring the bond our 2 villages had before Whirlpool was destroyed."

Sakura asked "How do you know that. I've never read anything about it before."

Naruto said "Well, I had sex with a feudal lords wife once." causing everyone in the room to go wide eyed and several people to scream "WHAT." while Naruto thought "I was the wind lord and Tenten and I did have sex and she was my wife."

The Sandaime said "You shouldn't joke around like that Naruto."

Naruto said "Hm, you say something. I was just thinking about going and getting lost on the road of life."

At this all the adults in the room turned to Kakashi who was reading his book but you could tell he was smiling behind his mask.

Just then an ANBU arrived in a swirl of leaves and said "Forgive me Hokage-sama but someone has painted the Hokage Monument again."

Everyone turned to Naruto who said "What. I was right here the entire time."

Just then a shout of "BOSS." was heard before a panting Konohamaru came into the room along with Udan and Moegi also out of breath holding paint cans in thier hands and Konohamaru saw Naruto and said "Boss, you were right, nobody saw us until we were...done...Todays the day you die old man, boss taught us the ultimate kage killer move." as he saw the Sandaime in the room.

Before anyone could react all 3 members of the Konohamaru corp put thier hands together and said "Sexy no jutsu." as they were covered in smoke. Once the smoke cleared enough for everyone to see there stood 3 Tsunade each wearing a bikini and all 3 said "Oh Hokage-sama, were here to be punished." saying it in a seductive tone as they walked forward.

Everyone was wide eyed while the Sandaime turned bright red and he quickly covered his nose and turned to Naruto glaring at him and Naruto said "Paybacks a bitch huh Hokage-sama."

Just then the Sandaime screamed out in pain as one of the Tsunade kicked him right between the legs causing every guy in the room to cover themselves before all 3 Tsuande were covered in smoke reverting back to the Konohamaru corp and Konohamaru quickly grabbed the Hokage hat slipping it on and he said "Yeah, we did it. Lets go to my new office and break in the Hokage desk like boss said all Hokage do. Your in the middle, right Moegi."

Moegi said "Right Konohamaru-kun, you ready to do the back door Udan."

Udan said "Yes, lets go."

All 3 kids left the room quickly as Naruto burst out laughing holding his side while everyone was shocked hearing and seeing what they just did.

Iruka was the first to recover and said "Naruto, what have you done."

Naruto calmed down and put his feet up on the desk while crossing his arms and said "Revenge is a dish best serve cold. The Sandaime here has lied to me my entire life about knowing who my parents were as well as the fact that I have family still living. He hid the fact because he took my father as a hostage as an infant away from his mother because he wanted to keep the secret that he had sex with her. My grandmother was forced to leave the village, leaving her son here to be raised as an orphan to keep the secret. Both my parents died the day Kyuubi attacked from what I heard but because of him trying to keep his honor my father had to live nearly his entire life without ever knowing who his parents were, just like me."

The Sandaime who was holding himself slowly stood up and said "Naruto, you have to understand what I did was for both your father and your grandmothers own good."

Naruto said "Oh, let me see I remember the story right, my grandmother little brother had been killed by Iwa nins and he was all the family she had left alive at that point. She tried to drink herself death when Jiraiya came in being the pervert he was tried to use her guilt and the fact she was drunk to get some since the only woman who would ever be with him had to either be drunked, drugged, or paid. She may have been drunk but at least she was sober enough to beat his ass...but because of that she was arrested and locked up in jail where she decided to try and kill herself since she felt she had nothing left to live for. She was saved by someone coming to check on her and you had her taken to your place to keep her quite where one thing led to another and you took advantage of her moment of weakness and had sex with her. I also know that an Iwa assassin tried to kill her while she was under your care and because of this she became extremely paranoid and I know the rest of the history after that where over time she eventually became a mother but she was so paranoid that assassin from Iwa would come and try and kill her son after they tried to kill her and did kill her brother that you took him away from her and told her she had to become a kunoichi because she would wasn't fit to be a mother in your eyes. You told her the only way she could ever have her son back was to not only become a kunoichi but also find a man and marry him which she tried to do until you sent her fiance on a mission that got him killed. Once she saw that you wouldn't ever let her have her son she had no choice but to leave Konoha because of knowing the fact she would have to watch him grow and not be allowed to go near him was to great of a pain for her where all these years later she still hasn't returned to Konoha and you keep the secret that she has a grandson from her. Did I forget anything."

The Sandaime closed his eyes and said "No...your version is to close to the truth for me to discredit though there are a few pieces that are twisted to paint me as a bad guy."

Naruto said "You changed her diapers when you wera a Gennin. She was depressed, vulnerable, and looked up to you as a father and you took advantage of her in her moment of weakness. You were the bad guy, even if I did edit the story slightly to make you seem more evil because you deserve it after all the years that you let me believe that I was a poor no name orphan when in fact I am the son of the clan heiress and related to 3 other clans who have ties to Konoha who could have taken me in or help support me instead of forcing me to live on the streets and eat out of the garbage to survive when I was younger after the orphanage kicked me out at the age of 4. Your own student Jiraiya was suppose to be my godfather and he took the money my parents left for me and all our possessions and went and used it on woman and booze. You could have stepped in and reclaimed what was owed me, you could have ordered him to take me with him or stay here to raise me, or you could have done a million other things to make my life even slightly better including adopt me yourself since the Hokage and the council are not allowed to interfere in clan business...but instead at the age of 5 you had the council make me an adult so I could never be taken in by anyone and forbid all the clans who had legal right to me that I could of joined thier clans since I am related to them but you made a law saying they couldn't. You lost my respect...I told you that the only reason I am staying in this village is because of one person and only one person. If it wasn't for that person I would have walked out and never looked back."

The Sandaime sighed and said "What is it you want."

Naruto closed his eyes and said "I want you to contact my grandmother. I don't care how you do it, but I want you to have her return to Konoha so that I can meet her. I have a very good idea who is going to be on the team I am as well as which older Gennin team is going to be given to us...I want Anko as an additional instructor added to our sensei. People treat her like shit because she was following orders of her sensei. You know this and have let the council and others treat her like shit even blocking her promotions when she should be with those Jounin up there as one of the elites of Konoha when the council won't let you premote her higher then a special Jounin. This is a chance for her to be given the respect she has paid for and earned over the years in blood, sweat, duty, honor, and humiliation as others made fun of her and call her a snake whore just because of her sensei. The person I am staying in Konoha for has 2 relatives outside of the village. One is an uncle who is a missing nin for another village and the other is his adopted daughter. He's a missing ninja from the hidden mist and he became a missing nin after fighting against the Yondaime Mizukage who was sponsering the bloodline civil war and his adopted daughter has a bloodline, Hyouton. She maybe the last one in the world. I'm not going to ask you to let them be ninja of Konoha...but I would like you to let me make them retainers of my clan which will protect her from being used as breeding stock for her bloodline and give him a legal reason to live here with her instead of living the life as a missing ninja...also...since my clan symbol and the hidden Whirlpool symbol are one in the same I want to change the symbol for my clan."

The Sandaime asked "And that would be."

Naruto smirked and said "It's something I saw when I was preparing for a prank not to long ago. It was actually on an ANBU mask that hasn't been used yet."

The Sandaime asked "And how do you know that."

Naruto said "Because I took the mask to help escape from ANBU headquarters when I was getting the security patrol route so I knew when to pull my prank on the Hokage monument." causing everyones eyes to go wide and Sakura screamed "You what."

Naruto said "Did I stutter, I broke into ANBU headquarters to get the patrol routes of village security so I would know when to pull my prank. Then I just took an ANBU cloak and mask from the storage area and put it on and walked right out of the building."

Kakashi said "But how did you get in."

Naruto said "I observed the building and saw the 4 plain clothed ANBU who were suppose to do guard duty and map out thier schedule. One is a woman who is suppose to be drinking tea at a tea shop but she usually just sleeps until someone comes in or the manager of the tea shop wakes her up when one of the higher ANBU are in the area. The next is a guy cutting wood and putting the wood shavings in his bag...but I saw him pull his lunch out of the bag one day and he never actually makes a cut on the piece of woods. Another is disguised as a drunk in the ally but the bottle he supposedly drinks out of is dated nearly 30 years ago so the alchohal would have ruined in it and poisoned him if it was real and the other guy acts like a clerk in a lobby but every morning at 8:15 he lets a hooker in out of the side door who gets under the desk and gives him blowjobs all day. Getting in was easy, I just had to henge into Ibiki at 8:22 am enter the building and the 4 ANBU are so scared they will get into trouble for goofing off that they never bother to see if it was really him or a henge. If they had ever bothered to actually learn anything about Ibiki they would know he always makes a report to the Sandaime every day at 8:22 am."

The Sandaime coughed and then slightly giggled and then burst out laughing and said "Oh god Naruto...you are definately your parents son...So what the mask you took."

Naruto reached into his vest and pulled out a scroll and opened it before unsealing a Hydra mask and an ANBU cloak and said "The Uzumaki clan will have a Hydra as our symbol for 2 reason. The first is because of our affinity to water. The other is because of of the fact you don't know if your really talking to me or a kagebunshin and a hydra is known because everytime you cut off it's head 2 always grow back in it's place and well...you get the picture." as the room was filled with Kagebunshins...by the way, you might want to make a decision unless you want to become a great grandfather soon because Konohamaru is in your office popping Moegi cherry."

Inside the Hokage office

Moegi who was sitting on the Hokage desk said "So are you ready to pop my cherry Konohamaru-kun."

Konohamaru said "Yeah, lets pop this baby." as he drew back and shoved forward slapped Moegi hand which had a cherry in it causing the cherry to fly into the air and Udan who was behind Moegi moved under it with his mouth open and caught it and said "Now it's your turn Konohamaru."

Konohamaru said "Man, being Hokage is so cool. Remember to mark the wall under my picture showing we done this in the office like the other Hokages."

Back in the classroom the Sandaime looked to Kurenai who frowned and shushins away.

After she was gone the Sandaime said "Is that all you want."

Naruto said "Besides the stuff I told you yesterday when I first confronted you."

The Sandaime said "Very well...were you able to stop them Kurenai." as he saw Kurenai arrive.

Kurenai said "Unfortinately no sir. Konohamaru and Udan both popped Moegi cherry and the fluids from it are going down her legs."

Back in the Hokage office Moegi said "Damn that woman, she spilt the jar of cherries on my lap. What was she so upset about."

Udan said "I don't know but after we told her what we were doing she seem to relax."

Back in the classroom all the people in the room were wide eyed and Kurenai said "And they didn't use protection either sir."

The Sandaime groaned and looked at Naruto and said "I hope you are happy Naruto, you have ruined 3 accademy students lives."

Naruto said "Actually, I think I made it more fun and they will be doing that over and over and over again in the future."

Kurenai said "I agree Hokage-sama, they were really enjoying themselves before I showed up. Hell I bet they are already at it again. Since it was to late to stop them I just left them alone."

The Sandaime screamed "You what...damn it." as he shushined away.

After he was gone both Kurenai and Naruto burst out laughing and said "I can't believe you played along like that."

Kurenai said "That is definately a new way to pop a cherry Naruto. Your going to give the poor man a heart attack."

Naruto said "Nah, just make his life miserable until my grandmother gets here. She will be the one to kill him."

Asuma asked "What were you laughing so much about Kurenai, hearing my nephew had sex is not something I think you should laugh about."

Kurenai said "Who ever said we were talking about sex. We were talking about this." as she pulled out a cherry and threw it in the air and caught it before she showed it in her mouth and swallowed it.

Asuma blinked as did everyone in the class and several people burst out laughing and Iruka said "Your hopeless Naruto."

Naruto said "No, actually thanks to a real special person I have a lot of hope now Iruka-sensei...but you should be scared. I decided to teach Konohamaru and his friends all my prank skills and they will start your class in the new semester."

Iruka screamed "NOOOoooooo..." as fake tears fell out of his eyes.

Just then the Sandaime appeared and said "I'm going to get you for that Naruto."

Naruto said "No your not. Your going to be dealing with the fall out of today until you retire. All these children of clans and council members. You can count on the headaches they are going to give you unless you find a new Hokage soon. Since Orochimaru a traitor and Jiraiya a perverted dead man walking, your only choices are Kakashi who is always late, Danzo who is crippled, or Tsunade. Looks like your going to have 2 pissed off woman on your hands soon Jiji with my grandmother being one of them." and thought "And Shizune the other one."

The Sandaime said "And what will Tsunade do to you when she see's your newest creation from my grandson who used her as a model huh."

Naruto said "Tsunade known as the legendary sucker around the world for her luck at gambling and possibly her skills at blowjobs. Since she was a student of yours at one time I wonder if you were with her like you were my grandmother...is Tsunade really a legendary sucker Jiji."

The Sandaime couldn't keep the blush off his face causing several to go wide eyed in shock.

Sakura said "You know, now that I think about it Naruto, Tsunade had blond hair."

Naruto said "So do the Yamanaka clan, the Namikaze, and the Uzumaki. What of it."

Sakura said "Oh...sorry, I was just about to say that I thought Tsunade was your grandmother."

Naruto snorts and said "Next your going to say I'm the son of the Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze...I'm Naruto Uzumaki, my father and mothers married name were Uzumaki...My father worked under Jiraiya of the Sannins for a while and each earned the others respect which is why he was chosen as my godfather. Unfortinately I don't have breast right now so he doesn't want anything to do with me."

Sakura blushed in emberrassment and said "Sorry."

Naruto said "It's cool Sakura, it would be awesome if my dad really was the Yondaime and my grandmother was Tsunade. It would even be kind of cool to have the pedophile here as a grandfather. That would make me related to every Hokage of Konoha...but I'm just an Uzumaki. Only 2 of us are left in the world that I know about and it's up to me to rebuild and recreate my family the best I can."

Kurenai said "Who is the other one Naruto."

Naruto said "All I will say is her last name is Uzumaki. For her privacy I won't tell you anything else about her."

Sasuke seeing a chance to get back at Naruto for revealing the clan restoration law said "So dobe, since your the last of your clan, that means you fall under the clan restoration law like me also. That means you can have more then one girlfriend or wife."

Naruto smirked and said "That law doesn't apply to me, the Uzumaki clan isn't a clan of Konoha teme."

The Sandaime seeing a chance at revenge also said "It is now and since you are considered an adult already by civilian and ninja standards that means you also have to attend council meetings Naruto."

Naruto said "Not really, I'll get kicked out the first time I'm in there by walking up to Danzo, ripping the bandages off his face and spitting in his face. I'm an immiture brat who doesn't have any family to teach me right from wrong or proper manners and by the time I am finally taught them my grandmother will be in the village and will take my place on the council."

Asuma said "I can't remember the last time I saw dad get his ass handed to him in a debate like this."

Naruto said "It's cause he hasn't been with a woman in years. If he had then he would know the rules."

Asuma asked "rules, what rules."

NOTE, I don't remember where I found this and I give credit to whoever created it but it is to funny not to use.

Naruto said THE RULES are as follows.

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male to know all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

End quote."

Everyone was looking at him with wide eyed except Kurenai who walked up and patted Naruto on the back and said "Good boy. I see you have been trained perfectly. I'll have to give your friend an award for doing such a good job."

Naruto said "No reward is necessary Kurenai-sensei, men are placed her for the sole purpose of catering to women and thier needs. Not our wants."

Kiba said "No, he's been brainwashed. We must return to him his nuts before they are lost forever."

Naruto turned to the sound of flesh hitting flesh and saw Kiba being beat down by half the girls in the class.

Naruto thought "Thank you mom, granny, Shizune, and Tenten."

The Sandaime said "Iruka, please read the teams off. I feel my sanity snapping."

Iruka said "Right...team 7,of registered team 3 is Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, team 8 of registered team 3 is Kiba, Hinata, and Shino, and team 10 of registered team 3 is Ino, Shikamarum, and Choji."

Naruto said "Thought so."

Iruka said "Sensei, please take your students and go. I need a drink." as he walked over and pulled out a bottle of sake from his desk."

Asuma said "Alright team 3 lets meet on the roof." before he left with Kurenai while Kakashi shushined away.

Naruto said "Well come on, Fates bitch awaits us." as he got up and walked out the door followed by the others.