Stupid Geniuses Ch 9
Soooo~ Nothing goin' on in my life… yeah…
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It's been over three months since I got to the Akatsuki Hideout and was 'asked' to join. Bet you're wondering about Byakko-baka, right? Leader-sama took her for the first month and trained her. Thanks to his jutsu and training, she's bigger now. Way bigger. And she can fight better than I can too (not much of an accomplishment but still…)She wanders around the hideout sucking up to everyone but me. Me, she still hates. We train together pretty decently but not good enough for the Akatsuki's standards.
All through those months, I've been working my a$$ off. I've trained under each Akatsuki member at least once, though Konan-san has played sensei three times so far. She doesn't really like me that much either so it's been fun.
"Kunochi need to be graceful, sexy, beautiful," Konan says crossing her arms. I've trained under everyone else. I've learned how to fight, how to kill, how to interrogate, and how to heal. Needless to say, I'm not good at anything. Healing is the only thing I don't completely suck at. Grace, sexiness, and beauty are three words that will never be used to describe me. "We need to easily figure out how people function within a spilt second's notice and figure out how to kill them after getting the information from them." She's not really cold, per say, just firm. I like her, I guess.
"So I need to learn how to be…pretty?" I ask spinning in her desk chair. Her eye twitches but she nods.
"More or less," She says with a sharp nod. "After I'm done with you, you'll be able to seduce any man and get any information you need,"
…line…line…line…line…
It isn't until I stumble out of the training room that Byakko decides to show herself again. I hear thumping and look down the hall to see her running towards me.
"F*ck!" I squeal and start running away from her but she tackles me, sinking her teeth into my leg.
"Stupid b*tch," I say focusing healing chakra into my hand. She lets go and licks her lips, purring with her eyes closed as she sits back on her haunches. My hand glows green softly as I put a finger over each teeth mark. Focusing my energy on that, it doesn't take long for the blood to stop and the new, pink skin to show. Five minutes and it's done.
"Too slow," A voice says behind me and I jump. Byakko tenses and turns around to growl, but instantly mellows when she sees Itachi. She actually purrs and rubs her cheek against his leg. He rests his hand on top of her head. "If we were in battle, you'd have been dead by now."
"Yes Itachi-san," I say, biting back the anger I feel towards him. "I'll work on speeding it up," He nods sharply, gone before I can blink.
"Let's go, Byakko," I sigh and start walking back to my room, collapsing on the small bed inside.
"Ow…" I hear from underneath me and scream, rolling off my bed. Tobi waves weakly. "'Mori-chan is really fat!"
He then goes flying from my room faster than a fricken bullet.
…line…line…line…line…
"Wake up," I open my eyes and smile a little.
"Good evening, Sasori-san," I say yawning a little as I sit up. "Piano?"
"Piano," He agrees handing me my robe. I pull it on and he breezes out of my room. I walk after him quickly, knowing where he's going by heart. He gives me a half smile as I sit down.
"Duet?"
"Why not?" His fingers fly across the keys as I clunk along beside him. He stops abruptly with his eyes narrowing. "Go back to your room, Kumori. Take Byakko with you,"
"What's going on?" I ask standing up and getting ready to run.
"Intruders, some shinobi have come to check out the hideout," He says and I pale.
"How do you know?" I ask, starting to back towards the door.
"Akatsuki's silent alarm. Undetectable," He says with a sharp nod. "Get to your room, stay hidden," I nod and run back to my room, Byakko growling when she sees me.
"Shh," I say sitting next to her. I hear voices and I mask my chakra as best as I can… which isn't very good but still.
"Ne, ne, Sakura-chan! We're in a hideout! Isn't this cool?!" A boy's voice sounds excited.
"Not really," She sighs. "C'mon, this is giving me the creeps."
"Don't worry, this place is long abandoned," He says and I'm sure he's grinning. "You're not scared, are you?" Sakura scoffs.
"Of course not, you idiot! It's- Did you feel that?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"We're not alone, there's someone else here." I concentrate hard with my eyes closed. They're right outside my door. Oh god. I hold my breath, trying hard to not let my chakra become unmasked.
"What do you mean by that?" The boy asks and the girl turns towards my door.
"Naruto, I think they left a prisoner here," She says quietly and her hand is on the doorknob. I pale even further, terrified of what's going to happen. The door suddenly opens and all three of us gasp. "I was right!" Byakko growls low in her throat as I tense, backing into the wall.
"A girl!" There's a blond boy with whisker marks and a girl with pink hair standing in front of me. They both look as shocked as I am as Byakko gets up, pacing uncharacteristically. "What are you doing here?" My heart jumps into my throat as I try to remember some of the self-defense moves that Hidan taught me. Said that if someone was going to f*ck me for the first time it was going to be him. Then he'd sacrifice me to Jashin-sama like he does for any other girl he…does.
"Hey, are you wounded? We're not going to hurt you," The pink haired girl says closing her eyes with a smile. She's the enemy. I glance up to see her hitai-ate not scored like the Akatsuki's are. Scored: Good. Not Scored: Bad.
"Yeah, we're here to help you, 'tebayo!" The blond says loudly with a thumb up in my direction.
"No," I say quietly and they look at me strangely.
"No?" The blond looks even more confused. "What do you mean no?"
"I think she's delusional from all the Akatsuki must have put her through," Sakura says behind her hand. "We should get her back to Tsunade-sama to look her over,"
"Good idea," He agrees starting to move towards me. There's a stark white hand wrapped around my ankle that I recognize as Zetsu's. His chakra fills my body and, looking down, I'm glowing blue.
Byakko hisses and jumps over the two, running out of the room and down the hall before anything else happens. Looks like I've freaked her out. There's a firm tug on my ankle and I slip through the floor, right into Zetsu's waiting arms.
"That was close," His white half says quietly, looking down at me. "You better be okay," He adds as I nod, feeling my heart pounding in my chest.
"T-Thank you for saving me, Zetsu-san," I say softly and white Zetsu smiles.
"Please… Just call us Zetsu,"