Stupid Geniuses Ch 10

Kya~ I made it to the tenth chapter! *dances badly* Yay me! XD You guys know the reason I keep updating is you guys~ So yay again! Looks like I'm going to be out of town from the 24th until… eh, the next Saturday I think. Sorry but no updates for a while!

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Inner Sakura: …That was a cliffy? XD News to me. *laughs and hugs back*

Smile-chan: Zetsu's blushing right now. And Hidan's a pervert that wants to take away Kumori's… yeah… They kinda have to lie, don't they? Y'know, to be criminals and all. Tobi is an idiot to even think he could say that!

Usagi323: *puts a hand to Usagi's forehead* Nope… You're not sick. Don't let SnowsShadow hear you say that. She's not a big fan of Kumori, but most people aren't. XD Thanks anyway!

gar-a-ash: I don't know how I came up with that but I love it! I'm glad you do too~ Byakko's one of my favorite OC's.

Piper: Zetsu should have his own theme song! Like The Final Countdown or something… That sucks! I'd love to have you on here with an account! XD That story's funny.

Sorry you guys but I'm leaving town from the 24th to…eh… around the second or third… I'll have little access and no laptop but I'll be out in the wilderness so I'll be INSPIRED! *grabs a camping kit and rice farmer's hat with mosquito netting*

Thanks to Maru-chan101 for the alert, Kuro Rori for the alert, .Uchiha.X for the alert, Princess Zathura for the alert, Usagi323 for the alert and fav, and XSweetXSourXSoulX for the alert!

"Okay… Zetsu," I smile a little and he gently sets me on the floor.

"Stay here. We're going to look around for Byakko and see if we can scare them off." He says softly, patting my shoulder. "If you hear anyone coming down the stairs, hide. We'll come find you when it's safe."

"Got it," I say with a nod and he gives my shoulder a gentle squeeze before melting into the floor. I bite my lip hard as I look around. I'm exhausted, there has to be a place where I can sit down. Sasori always gets me for piano playing in the middle of the night, which I hate. I need my beauty rest.

There's a chair in the corner and I start over to it but there are footsteps. Coming closer. Oh god I feel like I'm in one of those bad horror movies. I hold my breath and turn, hiding in the darker corner of the room. The footsteps come closer and finally enter the room. I close my eyes and let out a breath slowly once I hear the person leave.

"You f*cking suck at hiding," A voice says pulling me up by the back of my shirt. Hidan pulls me up so that my face is level with his and he's smirking. "If I was one of those Konoha b*stards, you'd be halfway back to their village by now,"

"Put me down," I grumble shooting him a death glare. He grins but keeps me in the air. "You owe me, f*cking big time,"

"You're going to rip my shirt," I say flatly.

"You're so negative~" He coos starting to lean towards me.

"What are Hidan-san and 'Mori-chan doing?" Tobi asks skipping towards us, making Hidan drop me in surprise. I land flat on my a$$ and groan, Tobi wailing in surprise. "Is 'Mori-chan hurt?!"

"I'm fine," I say as he helps me up. "Hidan's just a d*ck, but what's new?"

"At least I have one," He says under his breath shooting a pointed look at Tobi.

"What's going on up there?" I ask when Tobi stops fussing over me.

"Zetsu's flushing out the f*cking retarded Konoha ninja, gonna try to kill them. They found out about you so they know too d*mn much," Hidan says crossing his arms across his bare chest.

"What do you mean? Am I some kind of secret weapon? Me an' Byakko can't even fight together yet," I say with three dots over my head.

"'Mori-chan will be the Akatsuki's healer!" Tobi says like it's the most obvious thing in the world. "Akatsuki get beat up real easy so it'll be 'Mori-chan's job to keep them…not hurt!" A small rainbow flies from behind him.

"You're a f*cking retard," Hidan says cuffing him on the back of the head.

"Ow~" Tobi says with a small whine as he holds the back of his head, whining more when Hidan kicks him. Frowning, I think back to my medic training. Tobi said I could hurt people with my chakra, right? Why not try it out on Hidan the Bully?

I sneak up behind him, which is really loud but he's distracted in his merciless beating of Tobi the Good Boy. I focus chakra into my fingers and close my eyes, mapping out his body in my head. When I open my eyes again, I know roughly where his kidneys are.

"HA!" I take both my index fingers and poke him where I think his kidneys are. He blinks twice and turns around slowly, his face turning red with anger. I poke him again, more desperately this time. All I hit is a pocket of tissue on either side. Yelling and poking him probably wasn't the best idea I ever had.

"What the f*ck do you think you're doing?!" He yells and starts chasing me down the hall, intent on killing me despite Leader-sama's orders.

"I FAIL AS A MEDIC!" I scream running at top speed down the hall. Hidan's quickly closing in on me and I scream like a banshee, praying for help.

Thump-thud

I run into someone, fall flat on my a$$ for the millionth time today, and don't hesitate to scramble around to the safety of behind his legs. Looking up, I see Itachi glaring at me from over his shoulder. He sees Hidan thudding after me.

"You're a dead b*tch!" He howls and suddenly stops moving, skidding to a stop in front of Itachi's feet. He's drooling. I cautiously look up to see the Mangekyo Sharingan blazing in Itachi's eyes. He blinks once and they return to his normal red with commas combo. He nudges Hidan out of the way with is toe and starts to walk but pauses. I look up fearfully and see his eyes turn to me.

"Next time, you're on your own." He says in his uber-cool nonchalant tone as he walks away slowly.

Sorry you guys, like I said, but I'm leaving town from the 24th to…eh… around the second or third… I'll have little access and no laptop but I'll be out in the wilderness so I'll be INSPIRED! *grabs a camping kit and rice farmer's hat with mosquito netting* Hopefully I'll survive! It's mosquito-city where I'm going. I'll be writing soon! *gallops away dramatically*