Stupid Geniuses Ch 11

I SURVIVED MY LONG VACATION! It was pretty fun, but I'm happy to be home. But then I realized that school starts on the 11th for me. O_O"

Usagi232: Yeah, so that means that I'm doing a good job writing her! YAY FOR NOT BEING A SUE! XD

Deidara-kunisMine: Thank you so much! I survived and that makes me really happy~ *tee hee* You'll find out what happened with Oro-kun soon enough… Kukuku…

gar-a-ash: I missed you too~ 8D I'm updating now so that, hopefully, helps!

Chibi Angel of the Uchiha: It's my goal to make my readers laugh, so I'm glad I'm succeeding! I had a great time camping, but I've got a ton of bites… Stupid mosquitoes!

Inner Sakura: I love your username! It was an interesting camping trip… Yeah! Itachi has a soft-ish side that I like to bring out.

Piper: That describes Itachi down to a T! Hmm… We should think on up for him, right? Hidan is a meanie and Tobi is a good boy ^^

Akatsukifan: I was starting to wonder where you went! I'm really happy you liked it, that was a really hard one to finish… I think it was kind of abrupt. I'm glad you like Kumori-baka, I work hard to keep her believable. *gah* You know I can't do anything when it comes to the eyes!

Thanks to kris1809 for the alert, Akatsuki Chef for the author alert, Deidara-kunisMine for the alert and favorite, Meco45 for the alert, Saruka Uchiha for the favorite and author alert, and randomgirl110 for the fav! *out of breath*

Holy crap, I'm really sorry about the lack of update. My laptop had a lack of charger and I couldn't use it. *bow* Please forgive me!

I shiver as I sit on the floor, just inches away from an unconscious Hidan. There's no doubt in my mind that he would have killed me if he had the chance. I pull my legs to my chest, eyes wide when he twitches. I hit him on the back of the head, successfully knocking him back out. He twitches again and I get up, running.

"KISAME, I THINK I NEED TO GET RID OF A BODY!" I shriek running down the hall into the safe-room where the blue ninja is sitting and polishing Samehada.

"What are you talking about?" I stare at him.

"You're hopeless! I need Zetsu-san!" I spin on my heel and run straight into Zetsu's chest. His white arm reaches out to me, making sure I don't fall back.

"What do you need us for?" He asks softly. "This better be good, I'm starving,"

"YES!" I cheer and hug him around the waist, pulling away when he puts both hands in the air like I'm toxic. "Sorry but I need you!" I grab his hand and run towards where I left Hidan's body.

"What for?" His white side asks looking slightly confused.

"I need you to eat Hidan," I say motioning to him. He bends down and puts two fingers to Hidan's neck.

"He still has a pulse. So what?! That means we can't eat him. Leader-sama says. F*ck what Leader-sama says. I'm starving!"

"That means he's not dead! YAY! I'm not going to be in trouble when he wakes up!"

"Nng," Hidan starts to stir and I scream.

"YOUR PROBLEM!" I yell and start running down the hall like my a$$ is on fire.

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In Konoha, Third Person POV

"Tsunade-sama," Sakura says with a low bow. Naruto grins.

"Hey Granny," He says grinning at her.

"Don't call me that Naruto," She says crossing her arms. "Was your mission a success?"

"Yes, Tsunade-sama," Sakura says nodding. "We also found out something you might find interesting,"

"Explain," She says steepling her fingers with a small nod.

"The Akatsuki has a girl with them, taken prisoner we assume," The pink haired ninja says looking proud about finding something out.

"She's probably insane though," Naruto grumbles pouting a little. "When we tried to take her back with us, she freaked out and melted through the floor,"

"Melted?" Tsunade asks raising her eyebrows slightly.

"Yeah! It was really cool!" He says grinning. Talk about a mood swing… "She just melted through the floor like magic! She didn't have a hitai-ate though…"

"That means she probably isn't a ninja." Tsunade says biting her fingernail.

"Then why would she be with the Akatsuki?" Sakura asks with a slight frown. The room is totally silent for a while. It's almost awkward as Naruto scratches his elbow and coughs.

"Maybe she knows some new amazing better than anything jutsu!" The blond boy says punching the air excitedly.

"That would make sense, them kidnapping her so they'd have another member to get towards their goal," Tsunade agrees and Sakura gasps, putting her hand over her mouth.

"What if they were using her for…other reasons? She did look a little beaten up," She says behind her hand, eyes wide.

"Yeah but she was a fatty!" SLAP!

"NARUTO YOU MORON!" The pink haired girl yells continuing to hit him, harder each time. "You never call a girl that! Ever! YOU B*STARD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AS SOON AS WE GET OUT OF HERE!" She looks over, realizing her Hokage was still there. Three dots are over the blond woman's head. She sighs and takes a sip of her sake.

"No blood stains on my carpet, okay?"

I apologize for the shortness but I wanted to get the chapter out to make sure you guys knew I was still alive. XP Promise the next will be longer!