Stupid Geniuses Ch 12

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"Can we stop please?" I turn to see Tobi slumped over a log. "Tobi is a tired boy…"

"We've only been traveling for three hours, un!" Deidara sounds mad as he skids to a stop. "You should be able to do at least six without stopping, yeah,"

"Tobi is a good boy, but Tobi is tired," The self-proclaimed good boy holds up a white hanky, waving it around in surrender.

"I agree with Tobi," I mumble taking a sip from my canteen. Hydration is important! "It's hot, Deidara~," He snatches the canteen from my lips and takes a few gulps, the water running down his face greedily.

"Fine, un," He mumbles walking a few feet before sitting down under a tree. He chucks the canteen at my head while it's turned, making me go down face first.

"B*STARD!" I screech into the dirt, making it sound more like "BUS-TURD!" Tobi flutters over and scoops his arms under my forearms, pulling me to my feet. The canteen is next to me, the last of our water seeping into the dirt. My eye twitches. "You couldn't even screw the cap on?" My back is turned to him and my shoulders are hunched. There's a gloom cloud hanging over my head.

"Nope, yeah," He says with a cheeky grin.

"I'm going to get more water." I grumble standing up so that the back of my head hits Tobi's chin, making his teeth click together.

"Tobi wants to go!" He wails running after me as I start walking towards the creek we saw not long ago.

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"Hey did you hear something?" I lift my head, pulling the canteen out of the water.

"Tobi heard something too!" He says bouncing into the water and promptly falling on his face. I sigh, dragging the masked ninja out of the water and looking right into the face of the enemy.

Blinking twice, I do a double take…then a triple take.

"The hell…?"

"U-Um…" A navy-haired girl with huge lavender eyes looks down as she pushes her fingers together. She's got a headband with a tipped-over snail on it. She's from the village of Know-ah-ha or something. I wasn't really listening when Kakuzu explained the villages and their names. There was pocky to be eaten so you can't blame me!

"Hi," I say waving and looking like a total idiot.

"Nicetomeetyou!" She squeaks and flings her head at the ground in a bow. I blink twice before bowing a little as well.

"Nice to meet you too… Uh… Know-ah-ha ninja chick…"

"K-" She looks away, blushing.

"Huh?" I look at her oddly.

"Konoha," She says looking slightly embarrassed. "I'm a Konoha kunoichi,"

"Um, yay?" I grin stupidly. "Try to say Konoha kunochi ten times fast!"

"Tobi can't," He mumbles, hanging his head. He obviously had been trying while the girl and I were talking.

"What's your name, shy girl?" I ask looking at her. She looks like she's about to cry.

"H-Hinata," She says looking terrified of me but when she looks over at Tobi her eyes fill with tears. "A-"

"Wahh!" Tobi throws himself at her and cries into her shoulder. "Tobi is sorry! Tobi is a bad boy for making Hinata-chan cry!" She looks surprised but pats him on the back gently.

"I-It's okay… Y-You didn't mean to,"

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It's almost an hour later when I find myself sitting under a tree across from Tobi, who has Hinata firmly in his lap. The poor girl is tomato red and she looks like she's about to pass out or cry at any second now.

"So…" I say coughing a little awkwardly. "What now?"

"Tobi says Hinata-chan should come back with to the Akatsuki!"

"No f*cking way, yeah," We all jump and turn around to see Deidara with his arms crossed.

"Aww, why not Senpai~?" Tobi says bouncing up and dragging the kunochi with him. She looks absolutely terrified at the sight of the blond artist.

"We've already got enough trouble on our hands with Kumori, un," He waves an arm at me and I plant my hands on my hips, glaring.

"I hate you."

"Love you too, yeah. Tobi put the girl down. Leader-sama wants us to get our a$$es into gear and get the mission finished, un. People don't usually kill themselves ya know,"

"Well they do if that's their job," I point out and he gives me a dark glare that makes me shudder a little.

"Mission. Now, yeah." He says and turns on his heel sharply, walking in the direction he came.

"WRONG WAY STUPID!" I yell, cupping my hands around my mouth.

"F*CK YOU UN!"