Disclaimer: I don't own Sisters Grimm. And I never will. I only own nasty mean Fern and the perverted guys in this chapter.
Chapter 6- No One Mourns the Wicked
When we arrived in the cafeteria we were all in makeup. My green skin looked luminescent and Puck was in his weird costume. Daphne's hair was in waves a she wore a puff shirt with a purple best and a purple skirt.
"Whoa look at the green chick she looks hot" I heard one guy say. I leered at him and smirked, as he looked scared. If he only knew what I could do. Puck's face tightened and it seemed he had heard too.
"Puck don't get jealous. Can we just get our food and leave? I feel like a freak walking around in this getup" I sighed. He gave me a wicked grin.
"Well Fae seems uncomfortable," he teased. Daphne giggled and turned to me as I walked utterly confused.
"Who's Fae? And where's Red?" I asked. Daphne started to laugh loudly now like I was stupid or something. I did not appreciate looking stupid.
"It's Elphaba's nickname from Fiyero" Daphne explained. She shrugged and walked into the serving area and I saw her emerge not even a minute later with a tray heaped with food. And it wasn't cheap.
"How did you afford to pay for all of that? Just because the servers are Everafters doesn't mean you get a discount," I hissed. It was a different story for Puck and Red but not for us.
"I spent your money too. Sorry!" she whispered. I hissed under my breath angrily. Now I'm going to starve.
"Now I have to starve. Daphne please think instead of being so damn impulsive" I snapped. She rolled her eyes and kept walking while ignoring me.
"Whatever Elphie" she said smirking. I growled audibly now and she raced towards the door, scared. I stomped into the serving area where the lunch lady jumped. She stammered.
"You're the Wicked Witch of the West? You came back! Don't curse me," shouted the lunch lady. I smirked and Puck tried hard not to burst out laughing. I started waving my hands and chanting.
"Ahben Tahkay Ahben Tahkay Ahben Atum Ahben Takayah Entayah Ah Entayah Tifentah Ahben Tahkay Ah" I chanted randomly. She screamed and Puck stepped forward smiling.
"Give Fae some food for free and she want curse you into oblivion" Puck said. The woman looked strangely familiar.
"Yero, it's me Glinda! Don't curse me! Dorothy killed you. Here's your food, leave me alone!" Glinda pleaded. I was dying of laughter inside. I took the food and ran for my life, with Puck behind me.
"You did brilliant Sabrina," laughed Puck. We went back to see Fern on stage preparing herself. She glared at me and then sent Puck a smile.
"She infuriates me," I sneered. Puck laughed and kissed my now black hair. Ms. Gravel turned to me and gave me a sympathetic smile.
"Sabrina now we're going to have to sing a song that doesn't exactly warm up to you. I'm sorry but you're gonna have to deal with it" Ms. Gravel said. I looked at her as if she was a nut…which she was. Puck pulled at my long black hair and I spun around angrily.
"What the hell? Stop pissing me off. First I have to sucker Glinda into given me free food and now I have to listen to an unpleasant song. Could you stop, please?" I complained. Puck smirked and didn't pay any attention to my little rant just like he never pays any attention.
"Alright and one, two, three. Okay Ozians and go" shouted Ms. Gravel. It got quiet and then music began to play for almost a minute. And then they began to sing and it wasn't pleasant.
(A/N: The bold are Sabrina's thoughts)
CITIZENS OF OZ:
Good news!
She's dead!
The Witch of the West is dead!
The wickedest witch there ever was
The enemy of all of us here in Oz
Is Dead!
Good news!
Good news!
SOMEONE IN THE CROWD:
(spoken) Look! It's Glinda!
Fern:
(spoken) Fellow Ozians:
(sung) Let us be glad (Her voice was so high that hurt my ears. It's so falsetto and high…ugh!)
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue
The wicked workings of you-know-who
Isn't it nice to know
That good will conquer evil?
The truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive a lie
For you and -
SOMEONE IN THE CROWD:
No one mourns the Wicked
ANOTHER PERSON:
No one cries "They won't return!"
ALL:
No one lays a lily on their grave
MAN:
The good man scorns the Wicked!
WOMEN:
Through their lives, our children learn
ALL:
What we miss, when we misbehave:
FERN:
And Goodness knows
The Wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone
It just shows when you're Wicked
You're left only
On your own
FERN:
Yes, Goodness knows
The Wicked's lives are lonely (I knew this first hand. I was pretty lonely and sometimes I still am though I would never admit weakness)
Goodness knows
The Wicked cry alone
Nothing grows for the Wicked
They reap only
What they sow
FERN(spoken): Are people born Wicked? Or do they have
Wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had
a father. She had a mother, as so many do:
DRAKE: (Some weird guy from my Calculus class stepped onto the stage just as a bed popped out of the bottom of the stage. I think his name is Drake… gotta ask Puck.)
How I hate to go and leave you lonely
VANESSA: (She's one of my only true friends though I hadn't noticed her…hmm)
That's alright - it's only just one night
FATHER:
But know that you're here in my heart
While I'm out of your sight
FERN:
(spoken)
And like every family - they had their secrets
DANIEL: (That perverted jerk Daniel who was Vanessa's freaking stalker. He can act. Never would've knew)
Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty
I've got one more night left, here in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another little swallow, little lady,
And follow me down.
FERN:
(spoken) And of course, from the moment she was born,
she was - well - different
CHRISSA: (I think it's her at least)
It's coming
DRAKE:
Now?
CHRISSA:
The baby's coming
DRAKE:
And how!
CHRISSA:
I see a nose
DRAKE:
I see a curl
CHRISSA AND DRAKE:
It's a healthy, perfect,
Lovely, little -
CHRISSA:
(screams)
DRAKE:
(spoken) Sweet Oz!
VANESSA:
(spoken) What is it? What's wrong?
CHRISSA:
How can it be?
DRAKE:
What does it mean?
CHRISSA:
It's atrocious
DRAKE:
It's obscene!
CHRISSA AND DRAKE:
Like a froggy, ferny cabbage
The baby is unnaturally (Then they held up the weird baby doll that was green.)
ALL:
Green!
DRAKE:
(spoken) Take it away, take it away!
FERN:
(spoken) So you see - it couldn't have been easy!
ALL:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Now at last, she's dead and gone!
Now at last, there's joy throughout the land
And Goodness knows
We know what Goodness is
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone (Now this…I don't believe. But for Fern this line may apply if she didn't clean up her act)
FERN:
She died alone (Elphaba died alone…I won't. I'd die with a dog if not a husband…I'm pathetic)
ALL:
Woe to those (Woe to those)
Who spurn what Goodnesses
They are shown
No one mourns the Wicked
FERN:
Good news!
CROWD:
No one mourns the Wicked!
FERN: (Her voice was so falsetto I would've fainted from the sound of her high voice. But to be honest it sounded okay...alright she was good but not a siren as I was)
Good news!
ALL:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Wicked!
Wicked!
I cringed as Fern gave me a piercing look as the song ended. I stood up and held my nose high as I walked past her. I tilted my head and I imagined with my hat my face actually looked like Elphaba's. Even my hands were painted. They weren't doing my legs until show night.
"See you're wicked. The show is about you" Fern huffed. I looked at her with a cold and unemotional look in my eye. I said nothing to her.
"No one mourns the wicked? I'm pretty sure that's true. Just as people won't show up to my funeral no one will show up to yours because I know that I'm wicked" I said. I knew what I said was true. Daphne rushed to my side with excitement in her eyes.
"We'll see Grimm. I loathe you" Fern said. I smirked and nodded in acknowledgment.
"That was amazing. Wasn't she good? I just love that song no offense. I don't like Fern because she is so not punk rock to you but she did that song well though I heard her go off pitch a little sometimes" said Daphne in one breath. Red walked up to me and she had a headset.
"You have to practice some lines. We're finished for today. Let's go home" Red said. She looked slightly stressed so I obeyed. I huffed and continued off the stage.