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Excerpts from Charlie's Log

11 August 2011

This prank war is getting out of hand. Clint threw 6 hundred pounds of birdseed into Tony's favorite car. Whose crazy idea was this in the first place?!

The war raged on…gaining intensity as it ebbed and flowed.

Apparently Steve was terrified of gnomes. Kay took full advantage of this fact.

Steve was not amused when gnomes began appearing everywhere - and it led to him joining The War.

His first prank, a simple flinch when Kay said Christo offhand one day, went over well - too well.

She disappeared for a week. Everyone was frantic with worry until it was found that Kay had never actually left the Tower…she'd been hiding in the vents the entire time. Clint found her when he was trying to find a good place to put his new nest.

Kay, of course, got her revenge.

The large garden gnome she'd put in his shower made Steve pee himself, and his shrill scream was heard throughout the Tower.

Tony, of course, was still a major player in the game.

He'd managed to saran wrap Clint's whole room, and for some weird reason….Clint seemed to be entirely afraid of the stuff.

Tony hadn't even planned for that part.

Clint, of course, got his revenge. When Tony's computer ended up in the middle of a jello mold, he knew who was to blame.

Tasha and Bruce steered clear of the disaster, neutral parties that refused to lower themselves to the childish antics - at least in the beginning.

Thor and Kay worked as a team, and together, along with Kay's mysterious "friend," they set up a brilliant scheme.

While everyone had been out of the tower on a mission, someone had come in and removed the stuffing from everyone's mattresses…and replaced it with pancakes.

When Tony watched the surveillance footage, he'd found that the strange man had made the pancakes in TONY'S kitchen, and had blared the stereo the entire time, as if he'd lived there. The guy had been covered by a weird skintight suit-type think, all black and red as it was, his face covered by a matching mask, and he seemed to be enjoying himself entirely too much.

That was a lot of pancakes.

372,844 pancakes, to be exact!

Of course, Tasha was not amused by her pancake-bed, so she reluctantly joined the fray. But she wasn't going to pull any punches.

She bubble-wrapped Clint's room.

Clint, as afraid as he is of saran wrap, is TERRIFIED of bubble wrap.

So Clint called on his good friends Kay and Thor, and they put a weird faced guy's picture ALL over her room, covering her walls, replacing her pictures with photos of this man, covering the mirrors, windows, her bed, and more.

Even if he didn't know the guy…it was funny.

Whoever the heck Nicholas Cage is.

It progressively got weirder and weirder, Tony successfully managed to sneak dye into Thor's shower gel, and he came out of his shower one day, head to toe GREEN. His clothes had all been randomly changed to the color gold as well, though Tony swore that that part wasn't him.

Thor was horrified when he heard that Kay had done that part, though nobody really knew how. She just snickered and didn't reveal her sources.

Tony had somehow found a cardboard cutout of a huge gnome and laid it down in Steve's bed, for the captain to find when he pulled the covers back one night, so the captain of course felt the need to convince Jarvis to play hide and seek with him, and then not look for the AI after he'd successfully hidden. Tony had been frantic at the strange loss of his AI, until Thor found him three days later, his whole system having been hidden in the toaster that entire time.

Tony was furious, and so he stole Steve's Shield and drew all over it.

Steve cried, and convinced Kay and Thor to help him with one more prank.

While Tony had been lounging in his living room, Steve had been hidden outside, with a lazer pointer. Tony noticed the red dot on his chest and thought it was a sniper. The ensuing screaming and jumping around more than made up for Steve spending three hours scrubbing his Shield.

Tony retaliated by dying "Thortle" green and Gold.

Thor cried, and then blamed it on Steve.

Which is why someone found a small person to dress as a gnome and hide in Steve's closet.

Steve being chased by a little person dressed as a gnome? Priceless.

Bruce, thus far, had not been pranked. Most people were afraid he would go psycho crazy and Hulk out on them all.

Maybe he felt left out.

Maybe that's why he did what he did next.

CAGE

Charlie: *Picture Attached.*

Loki: STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF HALF NAKED MEN. –LL

…Who is that? -LL

Charlie: …Nicholas Cage.

Loki: …..

Charlie: Shh.

GREEN

Charlie: *Picture Attached*

Loki: I SAID STOP SENDING ME PHOTOS OF HALF NAKED…Is that THOR? -LL

Charlie: Yup.

Loki: Is he green? -LL

Charlie: Yes.

Loki: Thank you. -LL

Charlie: Now all he needs…

Loki: His clothes have all been spelled temporarily Gold. In Thanks. -LL

Charlie: : )

VENTS

Charlie: Help!

Loki: How may I be of assistance? -LL

Charlie: I hid in the ventilation system at Stark Tower and now I don't know how to get out!

Loki: I suppose you'll just be stuck in there forever. -LL

Charlie: I hate you.

Loki: I hate you too! -LL

Charlie: : (

Loki: ;)

Charlie: …

Did you just…

Loki: NO! -LL

Charlie: OH MY

I'VE CORRRUPTED YOU

YUSS.

Loki: I hate you. –LL

FAVOR

Charlie: Hey, do me a favor?

Loki: Perhaps. Care to elaborate? -LL

Charlie: When IT happens, would you mind just asking nicely?

Loki: ….It? –LL

Charlie: You'll understand when it happens. I can't tell you.

Loki: Ah. One of your glitch things, then? -LL

Charlie: Yup.

So will you do it? Ask nicely first, dethrone using force after?

Loki: Sure, why not? -LL

Charlie: Thanks, Broki.

Loki: wait.

What do you mean dethrone? –LL

Charlie: …

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