Disclaimer: I don't own Sisters Grimm or Wicked. Don't kill me! I'm sorry...I just lost inspiration and then I heard a specific song... not this one but from Wicked and I was...it was a very good song. Whoever guesses it gets an OC to be Dorothy. One guest per reviewer.

Popular

I slipped on a blue frock and Delilah began to braid my hair, rather tightly. It hung down like a rope and I hated it. Fern was in the room, putting on a rather…weird hot pink dress. However, it suited her rather nicely.

"Are you ready?" asked Fern. I made a face and she laughed easily. Ah man…I was starting to want to be friends with her! We walked out onto the stage and I sat on the bed. I put on wire glasses and Fern sat next to me.

"And action!" shouted Ms. Gravel. Fern grinned at me and took a deep breath in.

FERN

(spoken) Elphie - now that we're friends, I've decided to

make you my new project.

SABRINA

(spoken) You really don't have to do that

FERN

(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!

(sung) Whenever I see someone

Less fortunate than I

(And let's face it - who isn't

Less fortunate than I?) (Fern looked at me and then nodded to the audience. People were laughing. It seemed some people from school that were skipping out on classes had decided to watch)

My tender heart

Tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover

I simply have to take over

I know I know exactly what they need

And even in your case (She took of my glasses and folded them up)

Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face

Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed

Follow my lead

And yes, indeed

You will be:

Popular!

You're gonna be popular!

I'll teach you the proper ploys

When you talk to boys

Little ways to flirt and flounce

I'll show you what shoes to wear

How to fix your hair (She took out my braid and had it flowing over my shoulders)

Everything that really counts

To be popular

I'll help you be popular!

You'll hang with the right cohorts

You'll be good at sports

Know the slang you've got to know

So let's start

'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:

Don't be offended by my frank analysis

Think of it as personality dialysis

Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a

Sister and adviser

There's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to popular -

I know about popular

And with an assist from me

To be who you'll bee

Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:

There's nothing that can stop you

From becoming popu-

Ler: lar: (She started flouncing around like a crazy ballerina on crack. It was that scary…and very funny at the same time. I like her!)

Oh forget it (speaking)

La la la la

We're gonna make

You popular

When I see depressing creatures

With unprepossessing features

I remind them on their own behalf (She started putting lipgloss on me. I was getting disturbed now. She was Glinda…it was creepy)

To think of

Celebrated heads of state or

Specially great communicators

Did they have brains or knowledge?

Don't make me laugh!

They were popular! Please -

It's all about popular!

It's not about aptitude

It's the way you're viewed

So it's very shrewd to be

Very very popular

Like me!

SABRINA

(speaking)This is never going to work

FERN

(speaking)Ooh, oh, oh, oh.

You whole life is going to change and all because of me.

Okay let me show you how to toss your hair.

(Then she did the most ridiculous thing ever! She started to toss her hair but she looked like she was having a seizure! I had to press the lips together so hard that it hurt to keep from laughing.)

FERN(spoken)

You just flip

You just flip (She flicked her head to the side and her blonde hair flipped to the side)

Or you can use your hand

Flick it with your hand (She did just that and didn't look that bad…I think)

Or…well…use your whole body if you want (She started swinging herself down and swinging her head)

Whoa! (She flipped over and I had to catch her and drag her back onto the edge of the bed)

Don't do that one!

I will now transform your simple frock to a beautiful ball gown (She picked up this wand and did a ludicrous swishing thing)

Ball gown.

Ball gown. (Nothing happened…this is depressing. An Everafter and no magic. This must be doing wonders for her self esteem. Dammit…I'm starting to care about her! I don't want her as a friend!)

Is this thing on? (She hit it against the bed. Ah…she's too funny!)

Mine's broken great.

SABRINA (spoken)

Do you want me to try?

FERN (spoken)

I got it, I got it (She threw the wand and people started to laugh again. God shut up…I want to laugh myself!)

Just wear the frock it's pretty

Now for the finishing touch (She pinned a pink flower from her hair into mine. It looked good with my green skin)

Yup…pink goes good with green

Why Miss Elphaba look at you

You're beautiful. (She handed me the mirror and I looked. I looked pretty decent and then I laughed…slightly nasally)

SABRINA

(spoken) I - I have to go: (I ran off the side of the stage and looked on)

FERN

(spoken) You're welcome!

(sung) And though you protest

Your disinterest

I know clandestinely

You're gonna grin and bear it

Your new found popularity

La la la la

You'll be popular -

Just not as quite as popular

As me!

She grinned and flounced off stage. There was a roar of applause and I looked at Fern. I gave her a high five. Fern grinned at me.

"You know…you're starting to grow on me" I said. She looked at me in triumph and amusement.

"You just read my mind…" Fern said. It was like were best friends. Dammit! I turned to Puck and he was smirking at me.

"What are you looking at?" I demanded. He smirked at me and kissed my green cheek.

"I was just reading the next scene we're doing tomorrow…toss, toss, toss" he said, teasingly. I looked at him and he pointed at the scene on the script. Dammit!