NOTE: Again, I do not own Toy Story or Obama. In short, I own nothing except for (SPOILER) Jo, The Comic Con Girl, who is an original character created by me. This is for fan purpopses only. Please don't sue!
Buzz Saves Obama
Night of the Living Toys
"Here it is!" Rex said stopping on the news channel.
"Tri-County Area is pleased to bring you Tri-County System News!" The TV said, "This is TCSN."
The letters then flew over the screen while the background was replaced by a blonde woman with long hair sitting at a table.
"Good Evening," She said in a cheerful voice, "And welcome to TCSN. I'm Stacey Berry. Today, in political news, the Tri-County Area was abuzz when Air Force One landed in the Tr-County Airport today, with President Obama, now to promote the opening of a new 'Green Energy' Toy Factory. The President believes this will not only supply more jobs, but also help the local economy get back on track. The President is expected to address this and more 'Green Energy Initiatives' when he arrives at the factory later this week. But his visit to Tri-County was for more than just this, wasn't it, Robert?"
The screen then changed to a man in his late 20's sitting next to her.
"It sure was, Stacey," He said, "This week in Tri-County was also the first annual Toy-Convention and the Nation's first Fanboy happened to stop by. Tracy Hays has the story. Tracy?"
The scene then changed to outside Andy's house where thousands of kids were pushing behind a fence, with a middle-aged woman holding a microphone in front of them.
"Thanks, Robert," The woman said, "I'm here in front of the first Tri-County Toy-Con festival where just a few hours ago, President Obama dropped by to talk to kids and even make a purchase from..."
She then looked off-screen and jumped out of the way as a Pizza Planet truck zoomed past them.
"Sorry, dudes!!" The driver called.
"What just happened?" Stacey asked.
Inside the Pizza Planet Truck...
Why did this have to happen? Jessie thought staring at Buzz's arch-enemy, Why did I wake up this morning. First, Buzz breaks down, then, he becomes a stowaway to the Abraham Lincoln of today, then, our old friend, Stinky Pete emerges, intent on destroying not only Cadet Lightyear, but the President as well, and finally, we become stowaways ourselves, and now I'm here to fend off a happy meal toy who's not-so-happy at the moment.
"Tell me where Buzz Lightyear is now, female!" Zurg demanded, pointing his 'Ion-Blaster' at her.
"Never!" Jessie said, kicking the gun out of his hands as it slid away, "And it's not 'Female'. It's cowgirl!"
"Very well, then, 'Cowgirl'." Zurg replied, "We do this the old-fashion way then, seeing as your dressed rurally..."
With that, Zurg poked Jessie in the eyes.
"Oh," Jessie said, recovering, "Wise guy, huh?"
With that, she poked Zurg in the eyes, but nothing happened.
Doh! Jessie thought, I forgot! Zurg doesn't have eyes!
With that, Zurg punched her and recovered his Ion-Blaster, pointing it at Jessie. Just when he was about to have his way with her, however, Bullseye rushed up behind him and kicked him in the back, sending Zurg flying out of the window and out of the car screaming.
Jessie turned to Bullseye and smiled.
"Good Job, Bullseye." Jessie congratulated, stroking his mane.
Bullseye gave a nod and a wink.
Meanwhile...
Obama's limo finally reached the toy factory. As the car parked in the loading/unloading zone, Buzz was tossed inside the bag, and hit the ground on his chest, causing him to speak.
"To Economy...." He said in a malfunctioned voice, "And Bin Lan!"
"Hm?" Obama asked, as he heard the mysterious voice.
Pulling out the bag, he was shocked to find a Buzz Lightyear action figure in there.
"How did this get here?!" He asked, surprised.
Obama looked at the figure's foot, and saw the word: 'Andy' inscribed on the toy's boot in black ink.
"Sir?" One of the agents asked.
"Oh my," Obama said, "It must've fallen from one of the houses in the neighborhood, I guess. But no matter, I'll just have the boys here fix him up and find out who the owner is. Then I'll return him."
Obama stepped out as he was greeted by the owner of the factory. It was an old man with sideburns, but no hair on the top of his head, wearing glasses and a clean suit.
"President Obama," The man said, "An honor to have you here. Loved the inauguration."
"Thank you, Mr. Gerri." Obama said shaking his hand, "I'm going to give the speech, but while I do that, can you do me a favor?"
"Sure," Gerri said, unaware of the Prospector-looking toy getting out of the limo's trunk behind them, "What is it, sir?"
"I found this in my bag," Obama said, handing him the Buzz toy and showing him the marking on the boot, "He seems to be malfunctioning. Can you fix him up and call every child named Andy on West Carol street until you find the right one. I need you to let them know we have the toy by accident and that we'll be returning it as soon as possible."
"Sure, thing, Sir." Gerri said taking the Buzz toy as the two went their separate ways.
Meanwhile, A Few Blocks away...
The Pizza Planet Truck finally stopped a few blocks away from the toy factory. Woody waited for the driver to enter the house fully, before he unlocked the seat belt, and went to open the trunk window.
"Jessie. Bullseye!" He called.
He noticed a toolbox standing upright at the end of the trunk. It lowered, revealing Jessie and Bullseye dazed, standing still before they fell into the box.
"Are you all right?" Woody asked, helping them up.
"Super-Dooper!" Jessie said, in a hallucinated voice.
"Great!" Woody said, unlocking the trunk, and opening it, "Let's move!"
Woody, Jessie and Bullseye jumped out of the trunk and onto the streets. Their new surroundings was a line of brownstones that went on and on.
"Now," Woody said, getting a feel for their surroundings, "We just need to find where Obama went. The question is...."
"Woody?!" A new voice asked surprised.
Woody spun around, only to be met with a toy girl dressed in a Woody's Roundup Shirt, with dark black hair, tied into a pigtail, jump on him, hugging him.
"Ohmygod. Ohmygod. Ohmygod!" She exclaimed, "I love Tim Hallen especially as his role as you! I've seen your show 4,956 times because that's his birthday and..."
"Hey!!!" Jessie said as she began pulling the girl off while Bullseye tried to help by pulling her pants back, "Who are you?!"
"Like no, way!!!" The girl exclaimed hugging Jessie, "I totally loved you in Ice Queen!"
"Hold it! Hold it!" Woody exclaimed now peeling the girl off Jessie, and sitting her on a cardboard box, "Now: Who. Are. You?"
"I'm Jo!" She exclaimed, "The Comic-Con Girl!"
"Oh, no!" Jessie said, rubbing her hands over her face, "Not another one."
Jessie personally hated fan-boys/girls. Why, you ask? To Jessie, they were masses of kids who really needed to get outdoors more often. True she did respect being a pop-culture character, but when it came down to fans, all she knew was that they pull on their toys fighting over it, until all but one kid is extremely hurt. Or worse.
"So...." Jessie said, uneasily, "Jo, was it?"
"Jo The Comic-Con Girl." Jo corrected.
"Right..." Jessie said, "Anyway, you wouldn't happen to know who Barrack Obama is, would you?"
"Of course!" Jo said, "I've read all his comics as well! I've read Spider-Man saves Obama, Captain America saves Obama...hey! That reminds me! I just saw his limo pass by a few hours ago and..."
"You saw his car?!" Woody interrupted, surprised, "Do you know where it went?"
"Uh-Huh." Jo nodded, "I can take you there in fact."
"You can?" Jessie asked.
"Sure." Jo answered, running into a small box entitled: 'Star Command', similar to the one Andy had made for his playtime with Woody and Buzz, "Just wait right there."
Jessie, Woody and Bullseye waited there for about a minute or so, until the box opened, and a silver 80's sports car pulled out. As it parked in front of them, the trio noticed that it had two rectangles with flat silver ones, attached to the rear and the inside had a dashboard with the current date and time on it along with a strange keypad in the front.
Jo opened the right door of the car, which opened upwards like a spaceship rather than just turning outward from the side, and stepped out looking at them.
"Well," She said, "What are you waiting for. As I always wanted to say: 'Save the Space Ranger, Save the World!'"
Woody, Jessie and Bullseye easily piled up inside with Jo and she took off at lightning speed to the Tri-County Toy Factory.
Meanwhile..
Mr. Gerri smiled proudly at the modifications he had made to the Buzz Lightyear toy with a phone at his ear. Not only had he managed to fix the voice box, but he cleaned up the toy making it brand new. He was now currently calling every Andy in the neighborhood Obama had been in and was now on the last Andy on the block.
Finally, someone picked up on the other line.
"Hello?" A woman asked.
"Yes, hello." Gerri answered, "Who is this?"
"This is Stephnie Cooper, the housekeeper." The Woman said, "Who is this?"
"Ms. Cooper," Gerri explained, "I'm Mr. Gerri of the brand-new Tri-County Toy Factory. By any chance does one of the residence of the house you're looking after happen to be named Andy?"
"Yes." She answered.
"Did he by any chance have a Buzz Lightyear Action Figure Purchased around 1995?"
"Yes." Cooper answered.
"All right," Gerri explained, "Listen carefully: Just tell the mom there was a mix-up and that we'll be sending the Buzz Lightyear toy back to her as soon as possible. Okay?"
"All right," She said, "I'll let her know that."
"Okay." Gerri said, "Good day, Ms. Cooper."
With that, he hung up and took the Buzz Lightyear toy to be put in storage until further notice.
He opened a storage room and placed Buzz in there.
As he left, Buzz awoke, feeling refreshed. He hadn't felt this good since Sid's toys fixed him. Although Buzz still acknowledged the mutated toys, Buzz hadn't felt so alive since the day he had first arrived in Andy's room, thinking he was a space ranger.
"Buzz?" A voice asked interrupting his thoughts.
Buzz spun around and was shocked with happiness.
Walking towards him, were toy figures of the cast of The Adventures Of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. The animated series that captured the adventures of his Space Ranger-self that Andy watched every Saturday morning. Standing in front of him was the toy versions of Mira Nova, the solid-phasing alien and Buzz's love interest on the show, Booster, the giant red alien, who served as Buzz's own Rex on the show, and XR, the crazed robot on the show who served as the comic relief on the show.
"Great!" Buzz said, happily, "Now I get to spend the afternoon with some familiar toys before I get sent how. Can anything go wrong?"
Meanwhile...
"Oh," Prospector said watching Buzz on the security camera as he began planting dynamite on the ground, "Yes, they can, Spaceman. Yes they can."