Author: Muttzrock

Title: Bedtime story

Chapter Title: Things that Harry Potter hates

Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!

Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Seamus/Justin, Oliver/Marcus, Sirius/Remus and Cedric/Viktor

Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.

Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story on how they got together.

Summary 2: Harry's bitter and angry, so he writes a letter to his godfather then writes why he is very bitter and angry.

Notes: First time Harry Potter fic, please be nice when sending comment.

"Not liking us?" Harry asked the twins.

"Nope" the boys said.

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Hi Sirius,

How's life living with Remus?

Well, sadly, I have something to tell you.

Sirius, last year I started dating Draco Malfoy in secrecy.

We had been going out for a while now but I ended it, last week.

He's going to marry this pug-faced bitch because that's what his parents say and I care for him, a lot.

It hurts, Sirius. I want him, but he's already engaged against his will. I don't know if you've ever felt like this.

He cares for me too and you know what? I'm angry. I'm really angry.

Because I look around and everyone is happy.

I mean look at my friends.

Every time I turn around, Seamus and Justin are always locking lips.

Me and Cedric have kept in contact and I know for a fact that him and Viktor are at it like rabbits.

And Oliver and Marcus are always happy because they're together and they have Jamie.

Well I just had to get that out of my system. I'll talk to you some other time.

Harry

Sirius read the letter again and sighed sadly. "Poor thing."

Sirius was lying on the couch since Remus was due to be back from a little shopping trip. Ever since Sirius was living with Remus, things have been better for the both of them. Remus has a new found pride in himself. The flat was cleaner and the werewolf had been buying himself and Sirius some new clothes and he's also been a bit more confident but still has the slight shyness that makes him so adorable. Sirius was becoming restless with life. He's been bored because he can't get out of this flat and the only thing that keeps him from going insane is Remus's presence and Harry's letters. With that thought in mind, Sirius got a piece of parchment and a quill and started writing.

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Hi Harry,

I have a confession to make, I had already known about you and Draco. It was a bit obvious.

I'm sorry to hear about him already being engaged but I know that purebloods still do arranged marriages.

It's a really sad thing, but Harry, if you can find any way to help him, I suggest you do.

I can't tell you it will all end up all right in the end because I don't know. I'm sorry.

If you ever want to talk some more, I'm all ears.

Sirius

PS I think your being a bit paranoid, not everyone is happy.

Harry sighed when he read the letter. After he had finished, he folded the letter and put it in his pocket. The raven haired boy watched his two best friends sit beside him.

"You ok Harry?" Hermione asked.

"Well put it this way Hermione, I've had to break up with my boyfriend because in some stupid law thing he has to marry the queen bitch" Harry snarled.

"Can't argue with that" Ron said.

"I hate this and it doesn't help that everyone is so fucking happy with their boyfriends, I can't stand it."

"It'll be ok" Hermione held his hand comfortingly.

"How?" he asked weakly.

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Things I hate, by Harry James Potter

I hate sex, granted I have never done it but I still hate it.

Because it is supposed to be this great fantastic thing that lovers get to experience, but I can't because my ex-boyfriend has to marry a bitch. Ok even if we were together, we wouldn't have sex because I'd like to be a bit older before I do it, but hey I'm 15. I'm bloody curious.

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Viktor slammed Cedric into the wall, kissing him roughly. The Bulgarian seeker left Cedric's mouth only to nibble his neck; the ex-Hufflepuff dug his nails into Viktor's scalp and pulled him closer. Viktor found his shirt and ripped apart in a matter of minutes.

"Hey I liked that shirt!" the smaller man protested, but soon shut up when Viktor leaned down and started sucking his nipple. "Oh."

Viktor had made love to Cedric up against the Bulgarian's home. After they had climaxed and collapsed onto the ground; they held each other and lazily relaxed in their afterglow.

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I hate couples; I mean do they really have to stay together ALL the time?

They are always so bloody happy, like nothing bothers them and why do they have to shove their relationship right in your face? I mean they have no respect or feelings to people who had to break up with their boyfriend. I call it selfish and insensitive.

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Seamus and Justin walked hand in hand towards Herbology even though Justin didn't even take that subject; he still walked to it just so he could spend more time with his boyfriend. Seamus knew that he was going to be late, he and Justin were walking so slowly but he didn't care. It was really nice being with someone especially with someone who cared so much about him as Justin does. The Gryffindor gave the Hufflepuff a kiss on the cheek, Justin looked back at him with a smile and Seamus smiled back and gave him a cheeky wink making the innocent Hufflepuff blush.

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I hate Wood; I really, really hate Wood!

Because he is so lucky, he's with the man he loves and he has a son. I mean he's just a fucking jammy dodger. Everyone makes out he's so great, when really all he ever did was play Quiddich, drink a potion 'accidentally' and have a shag with a stupid Slytherin. I mean it's not that impressive! He's got everything in the world and it isn't like he's done anything that special!

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"Is Jamie asleep?" Marcus asked as soon as Oliver walked out of the baby's bedroom.

"Yeah," he answered and headed towards the couch which Marcus was laying on.

"Good." Oliver squeaked in surprise as he boyfriend pulled him on top of him and kissed him hotly, but soon ended leaving the Keeper breathless.

"Wow," sighed Oliver in total bliss. "Ow!" A sharp pain hit the poor man's arse. "You spanked me!"

"That's for not telling me about this." The dark haired man whipped a magazine from under him and gave it to Oliver. It was a Quiddich magazine with Oliver on the front cover.

"Oh the embarrassment," sighed the brown haired man.

"What embarrassment? You are fucking hot in this picture." it was a photo of Oliver concentrating on catching the Quaffle with the wind blowing at his hair and robes and then catching the Quaffle in swift movement.

"You're only saying that because you're my boyfriend."

"No. I'm saying it because it's true." Marcus opened the magazine to the page he wanted "'Could Oliver Wood be the best Keeper that Puddlesmere United have seen in a century? Even though he's a young man, Oliver Wood has proven to be an extremely talented Keeper who maybe able to rival the best'." The dark haired man threw the magazine away. "I'm impressed."

"Yeah, yeah whatever," groaned Oliver and continued to kiss boyfriend.

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I hate love. All it gives you is pain.

Well it just seems to give me pain, not that I'm in love with Draco. Really, I don't love him, and I just care about him a lot, really! But why is everyone else in love, how come some people are still with the people they loved and still love them after how many odd years. Its crap and unfair, why are they able to stay so long and in love with their partners? And I'm stuck here alone, and the person I lo…I mean care about is with someone else. It hurts again. Not that I love Draco. No way. Nope. Never… Ok, maybe a bit.

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"I love you." Remus sighed as he stood with his arms wrapped around the animagus' shoulders.

"Love you too." Sirius slipped his arms around the werewolf's waist, petting him threw his clothes. They kissed each other warmly and softly.

"This feels so good."

"Imagine if the last 14 years didn't happen, we would have been doing this all that time."

"Yeah." Sirius pulled his long-term lover into an embrace.

"I love you."

"I love you too."

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I hate Parkinson, she's a stupid bitch.

I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! I HATE THE UGLY FUCKING BITCH! How come she can have Draco, when she's a fucking girl (sometimes it's hard to tell) and Draco's gay, meaning if he were to marry anyone it would be a bloke i.e. ME! Ahh I hate her! She's enjoying it! She really enjoys getting him to marry her, she knows he's gay, everybody does, but she thinks she can change him, which is a load of crap. Even if there was a way to change someone's sexuality, which there isn't, the only thing she could change will be to make straight men gay and gay women straight!!

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"Drakey," Pansy squealed in Draco's ear, making him shudder in disgust.

"What!" He snapped at her. "What do you want now?" He picked up his drink and put it to his mouth.

"I want to tell everyone about the wedding," she shrieked, the enormity of what she said hit Draco as he spat out his drink before he chocked on it. "That was rather vulgar, Draco."

"No, you can't tell anyone about the wedding!" He glared at her.

"Why not?"

"Because I don't want anyone to know!"

"Why?"

"Because it's 'rather vulgar'," he said imitating her voice.

"Well it's really up to me, I'll think about it. I just want everyone to know that you and I will soon be a happily married couple."

"'Happily married couple'? For the billionth time I'm gay! G-A-Y! As in I don't like you as you are a girl, I like guys!"

"Well it's just a phase, I can change that."

"Oh my life." Draco sighed and banged his head on the Slytherin table.

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I hate Draco, because…because…I don't know.

Maybe because he made me care, and he made me love. Ok yeah I love him, give me a break already. He made me love him, and if I didn't this wouldn't hurt, I wouldn't be hurting so much. I guess I also hate him, because he's hurting too, really hurting. I hate seeing him so sad, I want to hold him, and I hate that I can't. I only hate Draco, because I hate myself.

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Harry and Draco stopped as they saw each other in a deserted corridor and walked towards each other.

"Hi Harry."

"Hi Draco."

"How've you been?"

"Terrible, how are you?"

"Worse."

"Don't think that's possible."

"I've got a lesson."

"Me too."

"I'll see you around then."

"Yeah."

They parted without looking back.

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