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I Loathe My Whole Life

Fern rushed onto stage in a spotlight of her own as I walked into my own and we were on opposite sides of the stage. I sent her a vicious glare that she didn't return. Maybe because she was busy getting ready to do her falsetto singing.

FERN:

(spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle (She had a paper and a pen and pretended to write)

SABRINA:

(spoken) My dear Father:

BOTH:

(sung) There's been some confusion

Over rooming here at Shiz:

SABRINA:

But of course, I'll care for Nessa:

FERN:

But of course, I'll rise above it: (When she sang the word 'rise' she went super high and people smiled at her talent…hmph)

BOTH:

For I know that's how you'd want me to respond

(Spoken:) Yes

There's been some confusion

For you see, my roommate is:

FERN:

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar

And altogether quite impossible to describe: (She was singing with one word)

SABRINA:

Blonde. (I shouted that loudly and I got loud laughs. It was ironic since everyone knew that I was blonde…maybe I'd stay with my black hair…nah)

FERN:

What is this feeling, (I started to cross the classroom to her and we were glaring at each other. We were about to put all of our hatred into this song)

So sudden and new?

SABRINA:

I felt the moment

I laid eyes on you; (We switched positions quickly)

FERN:

My pulse is rushing;

SABRINA:

My head is reeling;

FERN:

My face is flushing;

BOTH:

What is this feeling? (We were looking at the audience and they watched us with curiosity)

Fervid as a flame,

Does it have a name?

Yes! Loathing (On the word 'Yes' her voice elevated and I had to admit it sounded pretty cool. She's still annoying. But at this point I was trying to focus on hating Fern, which wasn't hard, figuring out a way to get Puck back, and keep Fern away from him. I'd request the cast for that)

Unadulterated loathing (We came face to face again and glared at each other, nodding. And we turned our heads to the audience sharply. Fern was much shorter than me.)

FERN:

For your face; (We look at each other again)

SABRINA:

Your voice; (I said this plainly and bored and people giggled)

FERN:

Your clothing;

BOTH:

Let's just say - I loathe it all

Ev'ry little trait, however small (I inched my fingers together and leaned down, glaring at her)

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

With simple utter loathing

There's a strange exhilaration (We circled each other, giving each other Evil Eye. I had to hold my arm back. My fist really wanted to connect with her face and break her little button nose)

In such total detestation

It's so pure, so strong!

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing

Loathing you

My whole life long! (This is where we harmonized perfectly. Personally, if she wasn't such a bitch I think that she'd be my friend. But unfortunately, that's not the case. She is a bitch so our friendship would be a sham)

STUDENTS: (And entire group of student rushed to Fern's side. Damn them! And lucky for her they were people that genuinely liked her for some strange reason. And they hated me…my life is crap on stage)

Dear Galinda, you are just too good

How do you stand it? I don't think I could!

She's a terror! She's a Tartar!

We don't mean to show a bias,

But Galinda, you're a martyr!

FERN:

Well; these things are sent to try us! (Fern went into Galinda opera mode…scary opera mode. I swear I bet Basil is holding his ears right now. He could never stand high things and neither could I. That means I can't stand Fern's voice, her ego, and her idiocy)

STUDENTS:

Poor Galinda, forced to reside (They started to surround me and I fought the urge to flinch. They were grinning at me maliciously and I looked straight ahead, trying to make sure no one could see the tears in my blue eyes)

With someone so disgusticified

We just want to tell you:

We're all on your side! (I moved backwards as they surrounded Glinda and started to move towards me)

We share your;

BOTH:

What is this feeling

So sudden and new?

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you (We crossed and I glared at her. She was smirking at me rather innocently and I didn't trust it for a minute. Suddenly, something took over me and I felt that prescence from earlier…the magic signature that was similar to mine. She was trying to tell me something…)

My pulse is rushing

My head is reeling

Oh, what is this feeling?

Does it have a name?

Yes

Ahhh

STUDENTS (BACKGROUND): (They sang this at the same time that Fern and I sang our harmonizing duet. Her voice was sweet and mine had depth)

Loathing Unadulterated loathing

For her face, her voice, her clothing

let's just say - we loathe it all

ev'ry little trait however small

makes our very flesh being to crawl

AHHH!

ALL:

Loathing!

STUDENTS:

Loathing

BOTH:

There's a strange exhilaration (The strange prescence was making my emotions higher and Fern's face portrayed the smallest confusion as well. Another prescence was controlling her and heightening her emotions as well. Something was igniting our emotions so that everything would be…real…)

STUDENTS:

Loathing

BOTH:

In such total detestation

STUDENTS:

Loathing

BOTH:

It's so pure, so strong

STUDENTS:

So strong!

BOTH:

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still I do believe that it can last (So do I…I think. I'm not sure of anything anymore)

And I will be...

STUDENTS (BACKGROUND):

loathing...

BOTH:

loathing

For forever...

STUDENTS (BACKGROUND):

loathing...

BOTH:

loathing,

Truly deeply loathing you

loathing you

My whole Life long!

STUDENTS:

Loathing

Unadulterated loathing (A chalkboard began rolling in and Greg as Doctor Dillamond came on stage)

SABRINA:

(spoken) Boo! (She actually jumped and screamed)

FERN:

(Screamed) AH! (I let out a genuine witch cackle and I turned back to Greg)

I glared at her, with a smirk and turned back around to take a seat. The students shifted away from me and the class began.