Author: Muttzrock
Title: Bedtime story
Chapter Title: Hermione Granger vs. Pansy Parkinson
Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!
Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Seamus/Justin, Ron/Hermione, Oliver/Marcus, slightly Harry/Draco
Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.
Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story on how they got together.
Summary 2: Pansy goes too far, and Hermione fights back
Notes: First time Harry Potter fic, please be nice when sending comment.
"So Dean wasn't that bad after all" Dan said as he finally realised what had happened.
"Course he wasn't, just confused" Harry told him
"Aw, Ron and Hermione are together" the small dark haired boy sighed happily.
"You're so sad" groaned Tom, rolling his eyes.
"Don't start on your brother" growled Draco warningly
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Hermione Granger is basically a sweet, beautiful, intelligent, young woman, who believes in fair play and no violence.
"I'm going to kill the bitch!" but she doesn't believe in it now. Hermione wanted to strangle Parkinson; she hated that girl in all intensity, especially since she has been throwing her relationship with Draco in everyone's faces. And the light brunette girl was getting sick of it, the pug faced cow, was ruining Harry and Draco's life, and recently Hermione's found herself becoming fond of Draco, realising that he really wasn't as bad as he once seemed.
"She's not worth it" Ron shook his head, and rubbed her back to sooth down the anger, Hermione sighed out in relief as her anger was slowly slipping away.
"Hey Granger" Pansy sneered as she walked passed Hermione, the Gryffindor girl, felt her whole body stiffen, and her fists clenched as she unconsciously got ready for the fight response.
"Parkinson" she growled in return.
"I heard about you and the Weasel" she scowled at Ron, making Hermione very angry that this girl had the nerve to say things about her boyfriend in front of her "And I just wanted to say, how great it is that you two have found each other, because who else would want a mudblood, know-it-all and a poor, stupid tramp boy" it was more the offence on her boyfriend rather than herself that made the intelligent girl explode, she slapped the dark haired Slytherin girl, who covered her cheek in shock. Ron stood in between them before Pansy could have a chance to retaliate, but instead Pansy ended up smacking Ron across the face, and because of Ron's teachings of manners, he would not hit the Slytherin back even though right now, he really wanted too.
"Come on Hermione lets go" he told his girlfriend, who looked sympathetically at his red cheek.
"Ok" she nodded, while she stroked his cheek, forgetting where they were.
"Go get a room before you make me sick" the Parkinson girl scoffed.
"Bitch!!" Hermione growled lunging at Pansy tackling her to the floor, throwing punches at her, as Pansy did to her, Ron grabbed Hermione, luckily Blaise was passing by and he grabbed Pansy the two men pulled the two females away from each other. Just at the moment as the two girls were thrashing in the boy's arms. Harry and Draco walked by, from opposite directions, they noticed each other, instead of noticing the hell that was breaking loose in front of them.
"Hi" Harry said first with a slight smile
"Hello" Draco answered politely
"How are you?" the raven-heard boy asked nervously
"I'm fine, you?" the blond replied.
"I'm ok…so…you look good"
"Thanks, so do you" they stepped slightly closer to each other "So what have you been doing with yourself lately?" he asked, the two boys still hadn't noticed the two girls trying to claw each others eyes out and didn't hear the faint 'You Slag!' shouting even though they were standing so closer to it.
"I've been you know practising Quiddich and this Saturday I'm going to be babysitting Jamie, if you'll come too"
"Sure, I'll come"
"Great…I mean that's cool. What have you been doing?"
"Quiddich practise like yourself" as second later and thought passed threw Harry and he glared at the older boy.
"I heard about that song you made up about Ron" growled the raven hired boy, the blond had the decency to look embarrassed and let's out a nervous laugh.
"Oh right yeah, sorry" Harry's heart melted instantly at the tone of the Slytherin's voice
"It's ok" they shared a smile at each other, their eyes captured and they moved instantly forward.
"GUYS for fuck sake HELP US!" shouted Ron and Blaise at the same time, the two boys looked at their friends just realising they were there. They stared wide eyed at Hermione and Pansy clawing, punching, kicking and slapping each other. They ran to the pair and stood between them.
"How did this happen?" asked Harry as he was holding Hermione steady and away from the female Slytherin.
"She started it" the two screeched and pointed accusingly at the other.
"Yeah and we're finishing it" said Draco "Come on Blaise" the two Slytherin boys dragged the girl in their arms towards the Slytherin dungeons.
"Time we went as well Hermione" Ron whispered to her girlfriend, he wrapped an arm round her waist and gently led her to the Gryffindor tower.
"Sorry guys" she apologised feeling ashamed in herself.
"It's ok" grinned Harry
"You didn't even do anything, you were just standing there talking dirty to Malfoy" Ron accused half teasingly
"I was not!" Harry shouted horrified at the accusation
"Ok fine but you still hardly did anything" Hermione rolled her eyes at the two
"So are you babysitting with Malfoy" though she was friends with the blond she hasn't quite got the use of calling him by his first name.
"Yeah" Harry answered with a grin
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The next morning as the golden trio walked towards the Gryffindor table, and sat down in unison, Hermione sat so close to Ron that she might as well have been sitting on his lap, when Harry sat down he looked straight before him, and he saw a pair of silver-grey eyes looking back at him, they shared an embarrassed smile. Ignoring the murmurs going on around them, Harry and Draco kept their eyes fixated on each other. Their gaze was solely connected onto each other, and Harry had never such an urge like this, to run over to the Slytherin table and just grab his ex by his school robes and ravish him right there in the hall. His own breathing started to get heavy as the thought entered his mind of him and Draco kissing each other passionately, memories of the feel of that blonds tongue in his mouth made the boy shudder in readiness and excitement. Harry could tell that the same thoughts were in his ex's mind, which turned him on that little bit more. He allowed his imagination to go further, him and Draco on black silk covers on a king size bed, Harry lying there, in total bliss as Draco would indulge him in some wickedly dirty pleasures, it was so amazing and weird it was like the two teenagers minds were connected, as they both could feel their erections tightening their trousers. They didn't seem to be like that they were still in the great hall, their joint thinking has brought them to that bed, they felt so close, so loved and adored. That nothing could stop them.
"Hi Harry, how are you mate?" asked Seamus as he sat directly in front of Harry, he pilled on the food on his plates after a few bites of his meal, he could feel two pairs of eyes on him, he slowly looked up at Harry and could have sworn that he could never had been as scared as he was at this moment. The usually friendly and thoughtful boy looked like he was getting ready to strangle Seamus in his bare hands, the Irish boy sat back, but he still could feel eyes at the back of his head, he turned round and saw Draco glaring at him with a knife in his hand, now this was the scariest moment in the teenager's life "Did I do something wrong?" he asked innocently, he felt like he was sinking under the table just to escape the deadly glares.
"What's Seamus doing?" Hermione asked her boyfriend.
"Don't know, I think he might be melting, like that witch in the film you told me about Lizard of Roz?"
"Near enough it was Wizard of Oz"
"Oh right" he sighed still watching his friend now fully hiding under the table "Maybe he's ill"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" Hermione screamed jumping up in the wall with her wand at the ready; everyone else in the Hall stared at the prefect in shock.
"Hermione what's wrong?" Harry stood up quickly to look at what Hermione was looking at. He just stared at it in confusion; Ron was also looking at it in the same way "What is that?"
"It's a fake animal they usually last about a few minutes" Ron answered, just then the repulsive creature 'if it could be classed as a creature' Ron thought idly to himself. Just popped and all green blood sprayed in Hermione's face. There was a moment silence until a female voice started laughing which set off the majority of the students. Hermione looked like she was going to be sick or burst into tears. She stared at Pansy Parkinson who was laughing the loudest and she knew that the bitch had something to do with this.
"It's war" she whispered wickedly.
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In the library, there came aloud scream of horror, everyone that was at one point silently reading, stared at the culprit of the screaming. Pansy Parkinson was lying on the floor; she had her hand on her chest and was puffing in and out. She glared at the book that jumped out in front of her scaring her to death. The book turned to her and started laughing, the Slytherin glared and kicked the book away, and everyone was still watching her as she stormed out of the room.
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Hermione was sat in Ron's lap, in the Gryffindor common room; she was snuggled into his chest with her head on his shoulder. He ran his fingers threw Hermione's beautiful locks, after a few more strokes of the long soft hair, he felt something weird, he soon realised that the hair he was playing with was still on his hands when he pulled it away.
"Hermione" he whispered getting a bit worried
"Yeah" she mumbled in the crook of his neck
"I think there's something wrong with your hair" he felt his voice shaken as more hear was falling out, the teenager looked at her boyfriend in horror for a second, she stood up and looked in the mirror, and sure enough her hair was falling out, it had looked like she was moulting, a few tears escaped her eyes. A moment passed and even more was falling out, she didn't know what to do, she collapsed on the floor and began to cry, Ron was at her side in a flash, holding her. But as her hair was coming out in lumps now, she started to get angry.
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The dark haired female Slytherin was getting ready, she took off her clothes and stepped into the shower, she washed herself, grinning inwardly to herself how feminine and beautiful her body was, there was no-way in her mind that Draco could reject her, after her wash, she got a towel and wrapped in round her. She wandered to the mirror to admire herself, but when she looked at herself the colour drained from her face, she had shorter hair, it looked like her hair had been replaced with Goyle's, her face was not as slender, more rounder, her neck was thicker, her shoulders broader, she pulled off her towel and saw that her breasts were non existent, she feared to look down, but she knew she's have to, she looked and saw a rather small penis looking down with her, she looked up in the mirror and screamed so high pitched that the mirror actually cracked.
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Thankfully Hermione found a spell and now her hair had fully grown, but she was still pissed off because of the pug faced bitch, when the two girls came in contact they attacked each other, no-one could have stopped them, apart from Harry and Draco who were stood right beside them, but they were too busy talking to each other to notice what was going on in their environment.
"I can't believe the gay couple are having seconds thoughts about us baby sitting their son, next week" Draco huffed irritated.
"Tell me about it, I mean we're so observant of everybody's problems, we wouldn't ignore Jamie" Harry agreed, the two didn't notice that Hermione just cried out in pain.
"Yeah, and it's not like we'd be so self absorbed with each other that we don't see anything else in our lives" Another cry of pain and a mini explosion later and the pair still hadn't realised what was going on.
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"Marcus I can't do it" Oliver told his partner, while he was sitting on the couch with Jamie sitting in his lap.
"Can't do what?" Marcus walked in from the kitchen with a small plate with soft foods to feed Jamie.
"I can't leave Jamie in the hands of Harry and Draco. I just can't" The Keeper gripped the one year old tighter. Marcus sat next to him and wrapped an arm round his shoulder.
"Yes you can, they'll look after him, and we deserve a break, and Mrs Weasley can't look after him, neither can my friends or yours. It'll be ok, they know how to contact us" the Chaser kissed his boyfriend's cheek.
"I'm still terrified"
"Yeah me too"
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Seamus and Justin were kissing lovingly at the back of the library, neither of them seemed to notice Dean's pained look as he walked passed them and got the book, he wanted he refused to look at the pair, because if he did, he might actually throw Justin off his Seamus. His? Wow that's possessive.
Dean continued his journey out of the library and he gave a slight hello nod to Harry, who responded with his own nod.
Harry was sitting on a table with Hermione, Ron, Pansy, Blaise and Draco. He was sat on the end with Draco in front of him; Hermione was sitting next to him, Pansy next to the blond, Blaise next to Pansy, Ron next to Hermione. This was surprisingly Ron's and Blaise unison idea, they were getting worried that the situation between the two girls was getting out of hand, well Ron was worried, and Blaise was just pissed off. Hermione and Pansy looked like they were having a glaring contest.
"Ok say what you want to say 'Mione" Ron told her affectionately, she nodded and gave him a slight smile.
"Thanks" she kissed him on the cheek, earning a gagging sound from Parkinson.
Again Harry and Draco were completely oblivious to this as they were talking about babysitting again. The other four didn't realise that Draco's calf was rubbing seductively against Harry's. They sat a bit closer to the table, because their legs were quite long because of their continues growth spurts Harry found his knee in Draco's inner thigh. A secret smile crossed their lips.
"Are you two paying attention?" Hermione's voice broke their lustful daze.
"Yes" they both replied, moving their legs away and staring at the bossy brunette.
"Thank you"
It was a long and boring time was spent listening to Hermione and Pansy arguing about bugger all, during this time Ron and Blaise were playing chess, with Ron winning of course and Harry and Draco were back with flirting with each other. At the end of it, the two girls had reluctantly agreed on a truce. The chess game finished, Ron had won and Blaise grudgingly gave him 10 knuts for it. The two love-struck boys said that they'll meet up just before they leave to go to the Wood-Flint's residence next Saturday. But just before she left, Pansy had to say one more thing.
"I hope you and Weasel don't catch anything, but luckily I don't think you could catch tramp disease with already having dirty blood virus" Hermione said nothing; she lifted her head high, wrapped an arm round her boyfriend's waist and walked off.
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Two days later.
"Draco do you know were Pansy has been for the last two days?" Blaise asked as he played chess with Draco, determined to get some practise in so he could ask Ron for a rematch so that he can win his money, not like he needed it, it was all about pride.
"I don't know and I don't care" he told him, Draco moved his chess piece "Check mate" Blaise growled and threw the chess bored in the corner of the room and stormed off "Poor loser" the blond mumbled.
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"Help!!! HELP ME!!! Damn you GRANGER!!" Pansy screamed in a locked closet.
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