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I was having a wee afternoon nap with Taddy when something weird happened.
Jax was on the other side of Taddy with his stupid teddy bear thing that had been Daddy's so it was stinky and old.
I had Dolly.
Stupid thing was good for rubbing my nose on coz it was tickly.
Taddy leapt off the bed and took off for the bathroom and then made weird noises as me and Jax stared at each other.
We both knew Taddy didn't make noises like that so we slid off the bed and toddled over to see what he was doing.
Oh.
Cleaning the toilet on his hands and knees.
Gross.
Jax went over to the wardrobe and started to play with Daddy's shoes.
I was feeling more ambitious.
I went for Taddy's side and pulled one of the big robes down … dragging it around like it was a big pet.
It had a furry collar and it was nice to wipe my nose on too.
Jax wanted it and we had a bit of a struggle but I bit him.
So I won.
He went to tell Daddy and I didn't care coz Daddy was away so there would only be …
Damn it.
Grandy is so quick these days, in the room before the howling baby bum could even get the door unlatched to do his wailing thing through the hallways.
What was really interesting though, was how he went straight past his precious little shit and into the bathroom where his crooning was all for Taddy.
Ah, that's actually quite nice even if Jax didn't think so.
Big fat baby.
I still think there was a mix up of some sort. Just like I get given the wrong drink or snadwich, Taddy must have been given Jax by mistake.
He can't have picked him.
Dork.
I know he chose me because he says I am his perfect little girl.
Taddy is on the bed again with Grandy running back and forth with wet flannels.
I feel bad for Taddy and climb up to offer a cuddle.
Taddy doesn't smell so nice and I know he was spewing.
Poor Taddy is sick.
Jax is still carrying on about the bite and I slide back off to thump him one and point out Taddy is sick. He is so selfish.
Now Jax is worried and we both climb up to cuddle poor Taddy.
Dolly is still being annoying so I shake her and tell her to grow up, Taddy needs me more.
I didn't mean to shake her so hard but Taddy looked so sad.
When she flew across the room I was flaberghas…. I was bamboo….. I was really surprised.
I looked at my hand and her arm was still in it, but it has a little tuft of fluffy stuff sticking out of it.
Oh my god, Dolly fell off her arm.
I open my mouth and throw my head back as I scream with horror and show Taddy the sad little arm.
What a horrible day!