Author: Muttzrock

Title: Bedtime story

Chapter Title: Ron the Agony Aunt…I mean Uncle!

Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!

Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Seamus/Justin, Percy/Adrian, and young Harry/Draco.

Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.

Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story on how they got together.

Summary 2: Someone plays a trick on the school that will last for a week, it's the second day of it, so emotions are running high, but why do all the gay guys want to talk to Ron about it? Oliver and Marcus gets a visitor, and Adrian has a weird way to deal with relationships

Notes: If you guys want to see the trailer for 'Bedtime Story" ask me if you want the link.

"Cool" laughed Daniel,

"Weird" Tom corrected "And it's pretty obvious who casts the spell"

"Well don't we wish we had you there to tell us" Harry laughed teasingly messing the boy's hair, the young blond dove backwards and grabbed the pillow behind him, whacking his father in the head "Ow"

P/)

Ron settled down on the big, cushy armchair in the Gryffindor common room, it was 8:30pm and he was ready for just relaxing and reading the newest edition of Quidditch Weekly, he was extremely interested to find out what motivates players to do well in games. He knew for Harry it was to prove himself, and for the enjoyment, for Malfoy it was the winning so he can be the 'best', for Angelina Johnson it was the promise of a free butterbeer at the three broomsticks, bless her heart, for the two Quidditch obsessive with a baby, they just made the sport their lives, he didn't know he could go that for. For him personally it was a kiss off Hermione and her permission to go a little step further in their relationship, nothing could make him happier. He sighed inwardly.

"Hi Ron" sighed Harry as he stumbled onto the couch next to the seat "I need to talk to you about Draco"

Ron sighed, putting down the magazine, making himself comfortable, ready for the Draco talk, the talk that he and Harry have to have, at least 4 times a day. It seems that Harry likes to talk about the blond Slytherin A LOT.

"What about Draco?" Ron asked

"Well you know what a total selfish, arrogant, and narcissistic, prejudice bastard, right?"

"Right"

"But he's MY total selfish, arrogant, narcissistic, prejudice bastard"

"Of course"

"I mean this isn't fair, ok I admit I hate Draco with a passion at times, but even during those times I still want to be with him. I want him, and yesterday I sang to him, and what I get about this singing business is that you sing what you're thinking, and sang that I'll do anything for him, and it was true. But he always seems that little bit distant with me, I just want to know if he feels the same way, because I don't know, it's not like I'm psychic. I love him so much"

"Harry he's a Slytherin and the fact that he even kissed you, going against everything he was taught, proves to me that he cares about you a lot, if not love you. You have nothing to worry about" the raven haired boy grinned at his best friend.

"Thanks Ron" he sat up off the couch "I'm going to write a letter to Sirius" he retreated to the dorms. Ron shook his head and picked up the magazine again.

"Ron mate I need to talk to you" said an Irish voice close by, Ron turned to see Seamus lay own on the couch. He put the magazine down and mentally prepared for Seamus's complaints abut his boyfriend and his whining about his friend. 'What could be better?'

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As soon as Marcus walked through the door, he could tell something was different, for one thing it was quiet and tidy, only a few candles were lit, these were all signs of him getting laid tonight, he heard a creaking noise, and watched as Oliver walked out in a pair of jeans that hung seductively low on his hips and an un-buttoned shirt, revealing his smooth, muscled chest. 'Oh I'm definitely going to get laid tonight'. He grinned as Oliver walked towards him; he could feel the swelling in his groin and was getting really excited.

"Where is everyone?" Marcus asked as his hot boyfriend stood before him.

"Well Terence has taken Alex over to Pucey to annoy him for a while, and I took Jamie over to the Burrow, Molly was happy to have him" during Oliver's explanation he removed the Chaser's jacket and led him to the bedroom "It's just us two, for the whole night" the two kissed hotly as they fell on the bed. The Keeper lay on his back with Marcus on top of him, undoing the buttons on his trousers.

"You had this all planned" mumbled Marcus, squeezing the hardness in Oliver's boxers.

"Yeah, I wanted to spend time with you" the Scot moaned, running his hands over his lover's back.

"And you just wanted to get fucked"

"That too" they laughed quietly together "I need this" Oliver sighed, lifting his hips up so Marcus can pull down his pants. Before they continued there was a ringing declaring that there was someone at the door.

"Ignore it, maybe they'll leave" mumbled Marcus, kissing a trail from Oliver's shoulder travelling up the neck, then jaw up to his lips. The Keeper was about to give in to his boyfriend's kisses and caresses until he heard the voice of the person at the door.

"Oliver, it's me Katie, I'm so sorry to bother you, but I really need your help" the sound of his old friend and team-mate, desperate voice made the Keeper's mind up, Marcus saw the change in Oliver instantly, he rolled off him and huffed annoyed.

"Make it quick" Marcus bit out; some people just don't know when to leave them alone. Oliver glared at him, the romantic atmosphere lost in the room.

"It's not my fault" he growled, pissed off at his boyfriend, fastening his pants and shirt. He left the bedroom, slamming the door behind him, sometimes Marcus can be a right prick at times.

As Oliver opened the door, he gasped at the sight of the tear stricken Katie, her makeup was all over her face because of how much she had been crying. He quickly pulled her into the room, hugging her as she cried on his shoulder.

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"Seamus, I don't understand why I have to tell you the same thing, every time we have this conversation, you obviously have to break up with Justin" Ron told the boy. Seamus just sighed.

"The thing is I do like Justin, he's alright he would be a good mate, but I thought having a boyfriend means that you don't think about your crush on your straight best friend, it kind of makes it sounds like that I used Justin, but I didn't. Is just no matter what I do, I always think of Dean, everything he does just turns me on, I mean at night I just have to…"

"I have to stop you there" Ron quickly said, not wanting the vision of Seamus wanking while thinking of Dean "You have to let Justin go, because it's not fair on both of you, and you need to talk to Dean sometime soon, promise you, you'll do the right thing"

"I'll try and do the right thing" Seamus promised "Thanks Ron, you're the best"

"It's ok" Ron smiled and watched as his friend and finally left, but to only be replaced by Dean.

"Ron I need help" Dean said lying on the couch. Ron whacked himself with the folded magazine in frustration.

"Of course you do"

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While Terence sat on the arm chair feeding baby Alex, while he listened to Adrian admit to him, what he was doing all yesterday.

"So you slept with the geek Weasel?" Higgs checked, a bit surprise but did see it coming.

"Yeah, many a time" Adrian admitted

"Have you told Marcus?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Because I rather not hear his 'I told you so' song and dance" Terence smirked at this, Adrian continued "But I tell you this I'm only with Weasley because he is a fucking good lay"

"Don't swear in front of the baby!" Terence snapped "Is that really all your relationship is?"

"Like I have feelings for that Weasel, he's only a good lay, and I know from experience treat them mean keep them keen, like for example we're supposed to be meeting for a drink and meal at the three broomsticks, you see me not going over there, he'll be there as pathetic as he is but even though I stood up he'll be crawling back to me" Adrian laughed at his own cunningness, while Terence just stared at him in shock and a little bit of disgust.

"Wow that's harsh!"

"As I said treat them mean, keep them keen"

"You're relationships have never lasted long have they?"

"It's the Pucey way"

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Sitting in the corner of the pub with a butterbeer in front of him, Percy was still waiting for Adrian to turn up. He looked at the bar's clock, which indicated that the man he was waiting for was 45 minutes late. Percy just sighed and took another sip of the alcohol, still waiting.

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"Now take a deep breath, Katie" Oliver told her, rubbing her back comfortingly.

"Oliver, I did a really bad thing, I can't believe I did it" she cried through her tears "I thought it was for the best, but it hurts so much"

"Katie, tell me what's wrong?"

"I had a baby" she said, and Oliver could feel time stop, as he anticipated what was coming next "And I gave it away to the father" 'Oh bollocks' the Scot thought, figuring it all out "But he's so irresponsible, he wont even know it's mine, he was a Slytherin" she said finally, still in heart wrenching tears.

"Katie, would the father be Terence Higgs?" he asked, knowing the answer.

"Yes, how did you know?!?" she screamed in despair.

"My boyfriend is Marcus; his best friend is Terence of course I'd know"

"Of course" she sighed

"WHAT THE FUCK!" a voice shouted storming into the room in horror "Alex is your baby?" Marcus asked, hearing the name of her baby's name just made burst into tears again.

"Aren't you Mr Sensitive" Oliver growled sarcastically at his boyfriend, wrapping an arm round his friend.

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After the one-way conversation between Ron and Dean, Ron finally had a chance to speak.

"Look Dean, you have got to admit your feelings to Seamus, because I believe that he needs to know, he can't do anything because he's with Justin and he thinks you're straight"

"That's the thing he already has another boyfriend"

"I shouldn't really tell you this but Seamus isn't happy with Justin, and he might dump him, he wants to"

"Really?"

"Yes" Dean grinned happily

"Thanks for that" Ron watched as Dean jumped up and left. He was about to continue reading his magazine, until his belly started growling. He would have ignored it, but he just couldn't he wasn't renown for his dealing with hunger, so he made his way down to the kitchen, until he was stopped by Justin, wanting to ask for his advice.

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"Are you still not going?" Terence asked for the thousandth time.

"What the hell is wrong? You don't even like Weasley, we all used to take the piss out of him" Adrian argued

"Yeah, but this is a little mean, you're playing with his emotions and everyone knows that the lad has horrible low self-esteem"

"Who cares?"

"You should, you slept with him"

"Look who's talking, you don't even know the mother of your baby"

"As a good of point that is, don't you even feel a little bit of quilt, you must care about him a bit?"

"Nope" Adrian said confidently, but Terence could have sworn he saw a twitch in Adrian's eye.

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Percy was continuing his wait, he refused to look at the clock, because if he did he would have to realise he was stood up.

"Hey" a soft voice said, Percy looked up to see a rather attractive man, smiling down at him "May I sit down"

"Sure" Percy whispered, smiling a bit "I'm Percy"

"I'm Hugo" the man said, sitting down in front of Percy "You look a little down"

"It's nothing"

"You sure? Why are you here on your own?"

"I was waiting for some but…" Percy's voice dropped as he realised what has happened "…he hasn't turned up"

"His loss" Hugo said giving a wink, Percy blushed, taking the last sip of his butterbeer "Want another?"

"Yes, thank you"

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After hearing Justin finish his rant about Seamus and his jealousy of Dean, the Hufflepuff finally came to the conclusion that maybe his boyfriend wasn't what he wanted. He thanked the red head Gryffindor and walked out of the kitchen, leaving Ron alone to get something to eat. Weasley should have known that he wouldn't be alone for long as he saw Draco Malfoy come up to him.

"Weasley before you go all giddy with excitement, the only reason I'm doing this is because you are the closest person to Harry. I need your advice" Draco told him

"Of course" Ron sighed, putting down a piece if bread he was about to eat.

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Percy laughed at something Hugo said, he couldn't deny that this man was cheering him up. Percy had found out that Hugo was in Ravenclaw a couple of years above him, he told him that he remembered him from Hogwarts, but Percy had to admit that he didn't remember Hugo at all. They also found out that they had a lot in common, and Percy couldn't stop blushing at the compliments he was receiving, Hugo was taller than him, he had dark brown short hair, dark chocolate eyes, slightly tanned and well toned. He was gorgeous. Percy really liked him, and he could tell that Hugo liked him too, but was something was nagging him and it was slight guilt. He didn't know what happened to Adrian, anything could have happened for him not being here and Percy felt a bit bad flirting with this other guy, because he did really like Adrian as hard as it was to believe, he gave himself to him.

"Hugo, I just have to say I sort of got a boyfriend" Percy admitted, Hugo's smile faltered slightly.

"Oh" he said "But what do you mean by 'sort of'?"

"Well this is supposed to be our first date, but as you see he's not here. But I really like him"

"Why isn't here?"

"I don't know"

"Well it sounds to me, that he's a bit of a dick"

"Yeah, he is a bit" Hugo looked at him in confusion "He was a Slytherin"

"Ahh I see, who is he?"

"Adrian Pucey, he was a Chaser in the Slytherin team" Hugo was still not recognising the person "He was friends with Marcus Flint, the Slytherin Captain"

"Oh I know who he is, sorry I'm not that fond of Quidditch"

"Neither am I, I don't see what the big deal is, it's just a game" they both laughed at this "You're really cute, that guy is missing something"

"Thank you, but I really like him in a weird way"

"That's cool, but if you ever want to you know meet up, that'll be good" Hugo whispered then lent over and kissed Percy on the cheek, making the boy blush badly "You are so adorable, I have to go now, but yeah remember to owl me, if you ever want to meet up" with that he got up leaving the red faced Percy alone.

"Ok" he whispered, feeling a bit embarrassed.

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Katie was fast asleep on the couch, emotionally drained from her confession, while Oliver and Marcus were back in their bedroom, resting on the bed.

"Remember when life was simple?" asked Oliver, staring at the ceiling

"Yeah and it was dull" Marcus replied then he turned to look at Oliver "I love you, you strange Scottish git" Oliver couldn't help but laugh at that.

"Love you too"

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At last Draco finally got everything off his chest; Ron stood there and told him advice.

"You can trust Harry, he really cares for you, and I can see how devastating it is to have to marry someone you don't love. You have to have faith. It's probably the only way you can stay sane"

"Thank you Ron" Draco mumbled "You're a good friend to Harry"

"I'd die before I betrayed my friends" Ron whispered, having a flash back of his third year when finding out that Scabbers was in fact Peter Pettigrew

"Huh?" Draco asked

"Nothing, night Draco"

"Nighty night"

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