Author: Muttzrock
Title: Bedtime story
Chapter Title: Drool
Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!
Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Seamus/Justin, Percy/Adrian, and young Harry/Draco.
Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.
Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story on how they got together.
Summary 2: Someone plays a trick on the school that will last for a week, it's the third day, Draco is hating it, Hermione is loving it, Terence and Katie talk, Percy is getting cheated on, someone gets dumped, someone comes out and Oliver is being drooled on.
Notes: What, you guys didn't think I would give up on this did you? I would never and I plan to post a new chapter every day.
"I had no idea uncle Ron was such a good person to talk to" Dan said amazed.
"Is it just me or was there like a really big pause just before" Harry said with a frown the other house members just looked at him strangely.
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Oliver woke up as he usually did with drool rolling down his neck, he sighed irritated at the sensation, unfortunately for Marcus because of his over sized teeth he couldn't close his mouth properly, and caused him to drool 'a lot' in the night. The Scot sighed and shimmied away to wipe his neck on his boyfriend's top. He got up and went to check on the two toddlers, in their cot he saw Jamie had just woken, Alex was still asleep, he picked up the youngster where he was effectively drooled on by his son.
"This was not in the father slash boyfriend job description" he sighed. Just then he heard the door open and shut.
Terence walked in feeling very pissed off "Stupid git that Adrian is!" he snarled "He spends the whole night talking about that stupid Weasley and he doesn't even admit he likes him" Terence went into the babies room and picked up his son and walked out "I mean far be it from me to speak advise about relationships but even I know not to stand them up when you actually like them" he continued to rant to himself, waking up Katie who was on the couch "Oh hi Katie" he said heading to the kitchen, then it suck in what he said, he turned round "Katie?"
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Draco buried his head in the pillow willing that the singing would go away, he hated musicals and the one thing he hated more than them, were real life musicals.
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Hermione was grinning "This is so great finally everyone is being honest about their feelings, and the songs are so beautiful. Ron why haven't you sung a love song to me yet?" she asked the red head who was asleep next to her in the library.
Seamus and Justin were having an argument in the library which woke Ron up and caught Hermione's attention.
"You never spend anytime with me anymore!" Justin complained
"What are you talking about I'm here right now aren't I?" Seamus countered
"Only because I dragged you here, you're still chasing after your friend even though he hates your guts!"
"He doesn't hate me, he's my friend"
"Course he does he's a homophobe"
"He can change"
"He can't change like the same way you and me can't change!"
Just then Seamus began singing "You say, I should do it differently. I don't, necessarily agree. Stand up! Sit down! Be nice! Did ya hear me ask for your advice? Don't bother, trying to tell me your beliefs. Your point of view is pretty screwed to me. Do this! Do that! On track! Do me a favour and don't talk back! Round and round, but the conversation always ends where it began. Round and round, and I need a vacation. I got a headache from you. Shut up! Don't want to hear your voice. Shut up! I'm sick of all the noise. There's nothing you can say, that means a damn thing to me. Shut up!"
Justin tried to but in but was interrupted.
"Blah Blah, Blah Blah, Blah Blah, Blah Blah. That's what, it sounds like you said to me. You nag and you brag and I gag, There's so much beauty in what we have. You must, have better things that you can do. Or does your life revolve around me too? What you want, what I need. Oh please! I think you get off, on hearing yourself speak. Round and round, but the conversation always ends where it began. Round and round, and I need a vacation. I got a headache from you!" Seamus finished singing "I've had enough Justin and won't have you trying to run my life and telling me what to think, considered yourself chucked" he stormed off
"Well that was different" mumbled Ron, Harry joined them.
"Hi guys did I miss anything?" he asked
"Seamus just broke up with Justin" Hermione told him.
"What I missed that? I have to tell Dean" he went to stand up but Hermione grabbed his wrist lightly and shook her head.
"Let it happen naturally, and I have some news that will make you very happy"
"Go on" Harry said eagerly
"Well you know how for the engagement breaker spell we have to have the pieces of hair, various other ingredients and a signed parchment with both the participants signature agreeing the engagement breaker"
"Yeah"
"Well I know how to get Parkinson's signature" the girl said triumphantly
"You never told me anything" pouted Ron
"Yes Ronald manly because you would have forgotten five minutes I would have told you"
"Oh right"
"Well all we need is for one of us to polyjuice into a 1st year Slytherin be all admiring to her and get her to sign the parchment with the words covered up with a spell, nothing could be simpler" she concluded
"Yeah but who's going to take the potion…it's going to be me isn't it?" Ron sighed, the other two nodded "But a Polyjuice potion takes a month. You've already made on haven't you?" the girl nodded and pulled out the bottle from her pocket.
"You're a genius Hermione" grinned Harry kissing his friend on the cheek "And thanks Ron for doing this for me"
"Like I had a choice"
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Currently Oliver and Marcus were in their kitchen while Katie and Terence were having their talk, Oliver was walking slowly behind Jamie as he learnt how to walk, he kept hold if his son's hands to give him support.
"I'm bored" complained Marcus "Adrian was supposed to be here by now"
"Where are you two supposed to be going?"
"Just out, we haven't spent much time together, and I'm sure he's keeping something from me"
"How come?" Oliver picked Jamie up and cuddled him.
"I just know, like I know when you don't feel like having sex"
"By the way I say 'I'm not feeling like sex tonight'?"
"Exactly"
"Well I always considered you a master of divination"
"Huh?" Marcus frowned in confusion, Oliver shook his head and leaned in kissing his boyfriend on the cheek. At the moment an owl was flying to their window.
"It's Percy's owl" Oliver noted, the bird slammed in the glass.
"That's an owl?"
Oliver opened the window the owl gave him the envelope then flew off. He opened the envelope "He's coming round in a minute"
"Lucky us it's going to be a full house" Marcus rolled his eyes, Oliver went over to Marcus and clipped his ear "Ow" he pouted, Oliver just gave the dark haired man his son.
"Jamie needs changing"
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Adrian was at work, but he wasn't doing any work, he had a co-worker up against his door and kissing her breathlessly.
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Dean was getting himself ready, he was tired of all the hiding, tired of all the time he's had to watch Seamus and Justin together and most of all he's tired of lying to himself. He got himself ready in his dorm, he inhaled and exhaled very slowly, figuring out what he was going to say as he walked down the stairs into the common room were nearly all the Gryffindors where including his best friend.
"I have an announcement" he said standing up on the table and his foot on Hermione's homework, she desperately wanted to take his foot off it but knew she had to restrain herself, but she couldn't take her eyes off it. Dean inhaled "I'm gay!" everyone looked up at him, except Hermione who was staring at his foot, Seamus stepped closer to him.
"But after everything you said to me I thought you were homophobic" the Irish boy said, Dean shook his head and music started to play.
"You look into my eyes I go out of my mind I can't see anything. Cos this love's got me blind I can't help myself I can't break the spell I can't even try" Dean sang to Seamus who moved to stand on the table his foot also on Hermione's homework. "I'm in over my head you got under skin I got no strength at all in the state that I'm in" Dean lifted a hand to stroke Seamus's cheek "And my knees are weak and my mouth can't speak fell too far this time" Seamus moves closer "Baby, I'm too lost in you caught in you lost in everything about you so deep, I can't sleep I can't think I just think about the things that you do I'm too lost in you" there was a stop in the music and the two 15 year olds faces got closer but they didn't kiss
"JUST KISS YOU MORON'S AND GET OFF MY HOMEWORK!!" screamed Hermione in frustration, making everyone jump and cower, especially Ron who was right by her. Dean and Seamus stepped off the mad girl's homework and when they looked at each other their eyes connected and the kissed, when they parted everyone cheered. As soon as they got down from the table, Harry walked in.
"Did I miss anything?"
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As soon as Katie left, Percy arrived, Marcus and moved from the kitchen to the lounge to talk to Terence, Percy had gone to the kitchen.
"Wow the kitchen looks very clean" commented Percy very shocked that his best friend actually cleaned up.
"Yeah there's limited things you can do in the kitchen that don't involve making food" he told him, Jamie was playing with his stuffed toys on the mat near Oliver's chair so he could keep an eye on him.
"So tell me what's been happening with you because I've got big news and I don't want to be disturbed"
"Ok well Katie slept here last night, apparently she is Alex's mother, her and Terence have been talking, but she wants Alex to live with her permanently and Terence isn't happy about it obviously, but she wants to take it to order and so Terence has to find away of keeping Alex living with him" Oliver explained
"Wow is Terrence ok?"
"No he's devastated, anyway your news?"
"IsleptwithAdrianPucey" Percy mumbled
"Come again?"
"I slept with Adrian Pucey"
"You slept with Pucey?" Oliver asked a cross between surprised about the news and surprised he didn't realise it sooner
"Yeah, it was when we both went to Birmingham I was pissed off, but for a moment he looked gorgeous and I kissed him and then kissing turned to touching, touching turned to feeling and you know what happens next" Oliver nodded "Well I couldn't believe it, it was so amazing, and when he rubbed my prostrate it felt amazing"
"PROSTRATE!" shouted Jamie laughing
Percy blushed "Sorry"
"No don't worry about it, Marcus accidentally taught him the R word when we were talking about sex"
"R word?" Percy asked confused
"You haven't been rimmed yet?" Oliver whispered very quietly
"What's that?"
"I'll let you find out for yourself" Oliver winked "Are you actually seeing Pucey?"
Percy smiled "I am yeah, I really like him…can I have a cup of tea?"
Oliver nodded and made his friend a cup of tea "I can't believe you don't know what rimming is" he giggled
"Haven't a clue, is it good?" Oliver put the mug in front of his best friend and sat in front of him.
"Yeah it's amazing"
"What it is? Come on please tell me"
Oliver leaned closer as Percy put the mug to his mouth to drink "It's when he licks inside your arse" he whispered, unluckily Percy just sipped his tea, and with the new information he just heard, he spat the drink into Oliver's face.
"You must be joking" the book worm said his eyes wide "That can't be hygienic"
Oliver grabbed a tea towel and wiped his face, he sat back down "I'm sure getting other people's saliva in my face isn't hygienic either" he sighed.
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