Author: Muttzrock


Title: Bedtime story


Chapter Title: "Because I'm gay, I can't fight dirty?"


Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!


Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus and young Harry/Draco.


Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.


Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story of how they got together.


Summary 2: Someone plays a trick on the school that will last for a week, it's the fifth day, Cho sings a very interesting song, Lavender tries to seduce Ron, and Harry visits Sirius and Remus for some advice. Terrence has another job idea and Marcus goes for another try out and he finds out why he was never picked during the other try outs.


Notes: The lyrics Cho sings was what I wrote, the song it was a parody off was "I wish I was a girl"

"I can't believe Adrian is cheating on Percy that's just cruel" Dan said angrily, Draco stroked his son's hair with an affectionate smile.

Tom sighed his head resting against Harry's chest "How many jobs does Terrence go threw?"

"A lot" Harry answered

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"What's up Cho?" A friend of the Ravenclaw girl asked

"I just feel drained and angry" the girl mumbled

"Period?" Cho nodded sadly, then suddenly the music

"I wish I was a boy so I'd see more dicks I wish I could wank something I'm can see. I only have tits that are quite small my ass is too, that's disappointing, I wish I was a boy, I don't care about the mess, I don't care about the smell cos being a boy's the only thing that's on my brain cos't being a girl is really boring and cross dressing just isn't my thing. Some people think I might be gay but I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a boy so damn much to feel my cock as it gets..." she stands on the Ravenclaw table everyone is staring at her "But if I was a boy l I couldn't drive no more cos I couldn't tell the difference between the road and a child. I'd get stiffies that I wont be able to hide, but I wouldn't really care cos I would have a massive dick I wouldn't have to put up with flooding once a month I'd get a better job when performing as a fool, cos being a boy would be so cool cos then you can piss standing up"

"That's quite enough Miss Chang!" Dumbledore quietened her down calmly

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"Hermione are you ready yet?" Harry winged as Hermione was writing down the spell.

"Harry I've told you before this is a very difficult and intense procedure I need to have full concentration" she snapped at him

"Hermione are you ready yet?" Harry repeated, annoying Hermione so much she threw a book at his head.

"Go and visit Sirius and Remus, you're too much of a pain in the arse to be here while I'm doing this" she sent him away concentrating fully on the spell

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Marcus was reading a magazine as Terence walked in

"So how was the job interview?" the Chaser asked looking up at his friend, his eyes widen seeing his friend's suit shredded to pieces and a him sporting a black eye and a cut lip "What the bollocks happened to you?"

"Was attacked by a squirrel" Terence explained going into the bathroom

"A squirrel?" he frowned then shrugged. He had to keep his mind focussed he was going for another try out to be in the main team with the Falcons he didn't know why he kept being thrown back he was the best Chaser out of all of them if he did say so himself, and he was a violent and vicious bastard a perfect player for their team, but what was it they didn't like about him?

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Ron was innocently eating an apple when Lavender sat by him being a bit too close for comfort.

"Hey Ron" she purred, Ron shimmied away

"Hi Lavender" the red head squeaked uncomfortable

"I like you Ron" she whispered in his ear "I've liked you for a long time now" she stroked his thigh

"Are you sure?" he asked feeling very uncomfortable, his mother always told him to be polite to a lady, if you could call Lavender a lady.

"Yeah I always get this funny feeling in my tummy"

"You sure it's something you ate?"

"Don't be silly, I want you" she leaned in to kiss him

"But I have a girlfriend" he moved his face away. The girl suddenly stood in front of Ron.

"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha, don't cha. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Don't cha, don't cha" she sang

"No I don't, I love Hermione the way she is!" Ron shouted at her, jut as Hermione walked through the door.

"You love me?" she asked, Ron stood up and walked quickly towards her

"Yeah I do"

"I love you too" Hermione told him "There's a calm surrender, to the rush of day, when the heat of the rolling world, can be turned away, an enchanted moment, and it sees me through. It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you. And can you feel the love tonight? It is where we are, it's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer that we got this far and can you feel the love tonight how it's laid to rest? It's enough to make kings and vagabonds. Believe the very best"

"There's a time for everyone if they only learn that the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn there's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors when the heart of this star-crossed voyager. Beats in time with yours" Ron added "And can you feel the love tonight? It is where we are it's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer that we got this far and can you feel the love tonight how it's laid to rest? It's enough to make kings and vagabonds. Believe the very best"

And together they repeated the chorus and kissed, Lavender huffed "I can sing better than her"

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Harry was at his God parent's flat "Sirius can I ask you something?" he asked the animagus, Sirius nodded as he listened "When did you loose your virginity?"

"When did I loose my what?" Sirius asked beginning to panic.

"He said viginity" a voice said behind the Godfather, Remus sat on the arm chair.

"Ah yes well Harry I lost my virginity at 17"

"And so did I" Remus added, stroking his lover's hair "Why do you ask?"

"Well this is really embarrassing to say but when I was kissing Draco got an erection" Harry blushed

"That's not embarrassing that's natural" the werewolf comforted.

"Yeah but I was really hard and I wanted to you know, have sex with Draco, but I know I'm not ready" Harry explained.

"Well that's part of growing up Harry, it's normal to feel emotions like those and have desires of the sexual nature, but what's important is to follow your heart you know when you're ready and Draco will know when he's ready and when that time comes where you both feel comfortable and you love each other enough then it'll be beautiful"

"Yeah what he said" Sirius added with a nod.

"So I'm not like weird or anything"

"No of course not, for once I can happily say you having something normal about you" Remus told him with a smile, Harry smiled back in thanks, he was lucky to have these two as parents because that's what they are, parents.

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Marcus could have beaten his couch to death with his broom if he could be bothered to clean the would be blood stains over it, again they said he was not good enough. But he worked the hardest out of all his team mates and he scored the most goals than any of the other Chasers put together he stormed into the coaches office.

"I've had enough of this shit, what's wrong with me?" snarled Marcus

"What do you mean?" His couch asked feigning ignorance

"I scored the most goals out of everyone, why am I still in the reserved?"

The coach shrugged "Because you're gay"

The Chaser wasn't quite believing what he just heard "Excuse me?"

"To be in the Falcons you need to be brutal and fight dirty"

"I was the fucking Captain of the Slytherin house for six years, I played the most violent out of any of my team mates, so much so Snape considered putting me on an anger management course!" he shouted out the prejudice coach

"Well you can talk the talk Mr Flint, but we all know what people like you are really like, wimps the lot of you, you could never be tough enough"

"So you're saying because I'm gay, I can't fight dirty?"

"Oh he can be taught" the coach cheered sarcastically. Marcus just stormed out of the office before he did something he might regret.

As he found himself in the changing rooms someone shouted "Backs to the walls lads!" and all the players laughed at put the backs to the wall "Puff!" another person shouted.

"So you all agree with the coach you all think I'm a wimp?" he asked dangerously close to loosing his cool

"Yeah you Queer!" the Keeper shouted "Arse Bandit" another person shouted

Marcus slowly inhaled and exhaled "Alright have it your way" and in the moment there was blood shed, there was tears, there were screams and begs for mercy and there was even incidents of wetting trousers, but none of this came from Marcus, he looked down at his handy work, every single player in the team was beaten to a pulp, and they all looked at him in fear. "I'm the new Chaser, no matter what the coach says, got it?" they all nodded absolutely terrified "Ok I'm going home to have sex with my boyfriend, see you at practise tomorrow boys" he laughed as he left the room

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Oliver had just put Jamie to bed, Terrence and Alex had gone over to visit Adrian and now he was just having a rest on the couch. His head shot up as Marcus walked though the door.

"Hi baby how was the tryouts?" Oliver asked hoping Marcus had good news. The new Chaser grinned down at his boyfriend then lifted him up, his arm's wrapped around the Keeper's back. Oliver ginned back, and wrapped his arms and legs around his boyfriend "Good news then?"

Marcus didn't say yes he just kissed the scot "Jamie asleep?" Oliver nodded "Alex and Terrence have gone to Ade's?" he nodded again "Good" Marcus carried Oliver to their bedroom and shut the door behind him.

You Like? You don't Like? Read and Review! Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter please send me Terence job suggestions and I apologise that Draco didn't make an appearance in this chapter