Author: Muttzrock
Title: Bedtime story
Chapter Title: If we were Gods

Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!
Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus, Ginny/Neville, Seamus/Dean, Percy/Adrian, and young Harry/Draco.
Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.
Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story of how they got together.
Summary 2: Someone plays a trick on the school that will last for a week, it's the sixth day, Neville discovers a peculiar device that tells the person it is pointed to which of the Greek Gods they are best suited to. Percy comes out to his family, Fred and George are suspicious of Adrian and want to get information about him from Marcus.
Notes: I am extremely bored so I plan on doing as many chapters as I can.

"Yay for Uncle Marcus, I hope I will be as tough as him when I grow older" laughed Tom.

"No you'll be cute and adorable when you're older just like your father" grinned Harry, Draco blushed with a slight smile, and Tom rolled his eyes.

P/)

It was the night that Percy would remember for the rest of his life, the day he came out to his family. The third oldest Weasley opened the door of his home, scared so much even though he knew his parents loved him, it was still so scary. "Mum?" Percy called out. He heard his mother) walking downstairs and she met him in the doorway.

"Percy" she smiled and hugged her son.
Her smile faded when she saw the look on his face, "What's the matter love?"

"I've got to tell you and dad something very important" he told her seriously

"Ok, I'll jut go and get him, wait in the sitting room love".
She quickly went to the dining room to collect Arthur. Percy sat on the chair, nervously chewing his fingernails. His parents walked in and sat down the couch, Molly was the closest and took his hands in hers "We're here for you" Arthur nodded his head in agreement.

"Well this is really hard for me to say, and you might find this as a shock but I think I'm gay" Percy told them fear suddenly turning into confusion as Molly and Arthur sighed in relief.

"We thought you were going to tell us you were dying or something" Arthur said his hand over his heart "Don't scare me like that again, alright"

"Didn't you hear me I just told you I think I'm gay" Percy repeated

"Oh yes we've known since you were six that you were gay" Molly told him stroking his hair

"You've known since I was six?"

"Of course we did, that's why I was so relieved that you and Penelope broke up! I hated to see you lying to yourself" Molly kissed her son's cheek.

"Oh" Percy said as the realisation sunk in.

"So have you got a boyfriend?" his mother smiled.

P/)

Neville had lost his Remembrall in the common room; he and Ginny were looking for it. Neville looked up and couldn't help but smile goofily at the red head.

"Thank you for helping me Ginny" the girl looked up and smiled back, combing her hair behind her ear. Neville looked away, feeling himself blush.

The youngest Weasley kept looking.
"I think I found it" she got hold of the ball and went over to Neville and gave it to him; their hands touched and their eyes met.

"I think you're really sweet Neville" she smiled at him, putting a hand on his face, her lips moving to his, and with the excitement the boy was feeling he dropped the ball which landed sharply on his foot

"Ow" he winced.

"You ok?"

"Yeah I'm fine…I've lost it again" Ginny couldn't help but laugh a bit.

"Well then we have to look for it again" Neville laughed also.

"Yeah looks that way" the two knelt down to look for the Remembrall again. Neville's eyes caught a shape under the chair. He reached for it got a grip on it and pulled it out "What on earth?" he mumbled looking at the remote control shaped object.

"What is it?" the Weasley sister asked. Neville shrugged and pressed something. A white beam hit Ginny's chest, then a strange voice spoke.

"Suited God: Artemis, Goddess of the Hunt and Moon" the beam disappeared

P/)

Marcus woke up from his nap on the couch, and the first thing he saw was the Weasley twins staring down at him and grinning madly.

"Oliver I'm having that nightmare again!" he shouted, he looked up to the sound of his boyfriend walking in.

"Fred, George stop scaring Marcus!" The Keeper told the pair. The twins moved away from Marcus's eye line. The Chaser sat up and pulled his boyfriend down to sit by him.

"Why are they here?"

"They want to ask you questions about Adrian" Oliver wrapped his arm around Marcus's shoulder

"Why?" the dark haired man asked the twins.

"It's our business" Fred started "To know" George finished

"Oliver their doing that thing I hate"

"Marcus they won't hurt you" Oliver smirked then kissed Marcus's cheek

"I don't trust them"

"They're just being protective over Percy, he came out you know"

"Good for him" the Chaser rolled his eyes "I'm telling you nothing about Adrian" he told the twins

"Sure we can't" Fred said "Persuade you" George added

"Oliver, make the evil boys go away"

P/)

Hermione held the device "Looks like something from a Science fiction Movie" she commented, Harry nodded in agreement

"A whaty what?" Ron asked not understanding most of what she said

"A Muggle thing" Harry explained, Ron nodded.

"What happened?" the bushy haired girl asked.

"Well…" Neville took the remote thing "...I pressed this button and…" the boy pressed the button and a white beam hit Hermione's chest.

"Suited God: Athena, Goddess of Wisdom" the beam went away.

"Well that was different" mumbled Harry.

P/)

Once Marcus was clean enough, he turned off the water of the shower and opened the shower curtain. He screeched seeing the twins stood in front of him, and he used the shower curtain to hide his manhood.

"What are you two doing?" he snapped at the pair.

"We were wondering" "If you reconsidered"

"You're mental aren't you, you're actually mental!"

"No, just protective" "Of our brother"

"I'm sure bookworm can look after himself, now can you please get out!"

The twins looked at each other then turned back to Marcus "Ok, but we'll" "Be back" then they left.

"Why couldn't Oliver have normal friends?" he sighed reaching for a towel, and just at that moment Terrence walked in

"Marcus I have a new job plan" the ex-seeker announced, The Chaser covered himself with the towel now.

"That's fantastic Terry, but couldn't you wait till I was wearing clothes!"

"I could have, but listen; I have applied for the position of the new driver on the Knight Bus" Terrence grinned.

"That's an amazing plan with one little snag…you don't know how to drive!"

"I know that but they don't…should I leave you to get dressed?"

"YES!!" he screamed angrily.

P/)

Ginny and Ron were reading their letter, both looking wide eyed at the parchment.

"Percy's gay" they said together, looking at one another then back at the parchment.

"Oh be careful Weasel-bee everyone's turning gay around you" teased Draco

"Where did he come from?" scowled the male Weasley

"Now, now, now fighting you two" Hermione shushed them. Draco turned to her and she pressed the remote and when the beam hit Draco a voice said

"Suited God. Eros God of Love" the blonde raised an eyebrow that.

"What a stupid contraption"

"I think it's fascinating" she pointed the device at Ron

"Suited God. Apollo God of the Sun and Music"

She went to point it at Harry "No Hermione, I don't wanna know. But I want to visit our favourite Quidditch captains; maybe Oliver might know something about it" he took the device off her "Plus taking this away from you will put your mind back onto the task at hand" he said, meaning the breaking engagement.

"Things I have to do for you" she sighed.

P/)

Meanwhile, Marcus was still getting hassle off the twins, the two red heads having found it appropriate to stare at the Chaser all the time and Oliver just found it amusing.

"This has gone on long enough I have to do go to Quidditch practice, stare at someone else for the rest of the day" he snapped at the pair

"But we like you" "Marcus"

"Oliver I know they're your friends but if they don't move away I will strangle them both!" shouted Marcus to his boyfriend

"They're harmless Marcus" Oliver reminded him, holding two toddlers in his arms. The Chaser just grunted and stormed past the annoying pair "Guys give Marcus a rest"

"But we have to make sure Pucey isn't messing our brother around!" Fred told him forcefully, George nodded his agreement.

"He's probably home, look, here's where he lives" Oliver handed them a piece of parchment with an address on "Now go, you guys are great and all but I don't want my boyfriend always angry at me"

"You look funny holding two babies" George giggled

"And by the way we saw Marcus's weapon…lucky man you are" Fred joked

"Please just go, no wonder Percy complains about you two all the time! I haven't even had you an entire day and you're already getting on my last nerve"

"We love you too" they said in unison and then apparated.

P/)

Adrian was more than a little pissed off that Percy had told his parents about the two of them, he knew it was the red head's decision, but he'd rather not be brought into Percy's little coming out parade. He still didn't like Weasley and he wasn't gay, he was bi, but he was going to stick with messing around with women and only use Percy as a fuck toy. Because he doesn't like him, no he doesn't. That's what Adrian kept telling himself as he was making out with a co-worker on his couch. He jerked suddenly when he felt the familiar sensation of two wands pressed against the back of the neck. As soon as the witch saw the twins she apparated, leaving Adrian to deal with his own little problem.

"Why the fuck are you two here?" he snarled

"We wanted to make sure" "You were treating our brother right" "But now we see what you really think of him" "We're going to kill you"

Adrian quickly twisted round to look at them "Come on, you must be joking! There's nothing serious about me and Percy"

"That's not what he thinks about it" "You've been lying to him"

"This is none of your business!"

"Oh, I think you'll find it is" "You mess around with one of us" "You mess around with all of us"

"Oh just fuck off!"

"Make us" they said together

"What do you want from me?"

"Tell him" "Or we will"

"And that's it?"

"For now" in unison they said then apparated, leaving Adrian alone with his thoughts.

P/)

A few hours later Marcus arrived home, relieved to see the twins were gone, but annoyed that Harry was here "I've had enough Gryffindors today" he complained.

"Poor thing" Oliver said feigning sympathy

"Suited God: Pan, God of Woods and Pasture" the device said, then the beam left Oliver's chest. Harry pointed the remote at Marcus's chest "Suited God. Aries, God of War" Marcus was very annoyed and tired he charged up to Harry took the item off him and crushed it his palm.

"I am so fucking tired and pissed off, I'm going to bed, I don't want to see another Gryffindor for at least 24 hours!" shouted Marcus and stormed into his room, then stormed back out "Why is Weasley sleeping in our bed, more specifically my side of the bed?"

"Adrian cheated on him, he came here for some comfort" Oliver explained calmly.

"I'm going to sleep on the couch!" Marcus flopped down on the couch and slept.

"It's been a hard day for him" the Scot told his friend.

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