A short drabble:

Emmet chuckled and snuck as inconspicuously as he could into a dodgy little shop. One of those general ones that sold everything, although the quality was questionable.

The first thing he saw was a little display table. On top of it was a cardboard box, with holes in it. Each hole had a big soft pink ball in it. Emmet hooted and picked two up but the moment he did, he noticed on each ball, there was a very realistic nipple.

'Hey Rose! I think you're missing two of these.' With this, he threw two up into the air. Rosalie, who was on the other side of the shop, caught both in one hand.

The shopkeeper looked up at this. His mouth dropped so far he may have dislocated his jaw. His eyes popped out of his head. The one called Rose was the most beautiful person he had ever seen, alive, dead or fake. When she turned sharply to face the other one, the young shopkeeper saw her face. Her nose was straight, her jaw well defined. Her cheekbones were prominent and gave her face a feeling of elegance. Her eyes were unique, large, beautiful and gold. All in all, the face was beautiful put together and none of her features were too angular, or too round.

She had blonde hair, soft waves down to the back of her waist. Her figure was arousing…more voluptuous than a string bean model, but just as well proportioned, and just as skinny and tall.

One thing was for sure; she did not need those fake toy breasts.


I know Rosalie's face seems too angular, too sharp. But remember, they are vampires, and Stephenie Meyer said, they are almost like moving crystals. Their features are slightly more angular than most.