Author: Muttzrock

Title: Bedtime Story

Chapter Title: Hagrid needs Help (Part 1)

Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!

Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus, and young Harry/Draco.

Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.

Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story of how they got together.

Summary 2: Hagrid is discoverd of not having a licence to keep his new pet that recently went missing, now it's up to the gang to help find then animal and keep it away from the magical creature catcher. Marcus tries his hand at teaching the first years how to ride a broom

Notes: This chapter is paying homage to an episode of 'Friends' (My site www(dot)bedtimexstory(dot)proboards(dot)com)

Harry walked in levitating four plates of snacks. Dan and Tom stood up and jumped on the bed excitedly as their daddy gave them chocolate frogs and jelly snakes.

"You spoil them." The blonde smirked.

"I wasn't the one that paid all that money for their school robes." the ex-gryffindor countered.

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Dumbledore watched from his office as Marcus Flint walked up to the two lines of Gryffindors and Slytherins, he sighed anxiously, hoping this was a good idea, hoping that the Chaser won't lose his temper with the eleven year olds too quickly; but Dumbledore always thought ahead thats why he asked Oliver to come over as well to watch over Marcus, then when the word spread. Percy suggested he best be there too, to keep an eye on Oliver make sure he was doing the job, then Adrian announced that he wanted to be there incase the red head had pregnancy problems, and then finally Terence turned up just because he didn't want to be left out. It was lucky that Molly adored Jamie and Alex, so they were at the burrow.

Albus noticed Hagrid teaching half the sixth years about caring for the Qwerty. He hoped Hagrid remembered to get a licence for that creature.

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"Now you see this? This here is Shona, a Qwerty." Hagrid announced, showing the class what Harry could only describe as a pink lamb.

"A Qwerty?" Ron asked, he had never heard the name before, and apparently neither had anyone else.

"A Qwerty Ron, are very much like muggle sheep except they are pink and they bounce." The Qwerty began bouncing happily,

it bounced over to Hermione and licked her hand.

"It's so cute, is it a boy or a girl?" Hermione grinned stroking the creature's head.

"It's a girl." The professor said with a smile. "The thing you have to know about Qwertys are that they are very quick creatures, and you must always keep your eyes...where did she go?" Apparently the Qwerty had bounced down right in the middle of Marcus's tutoring.

"What the hell is that!?" Exclaimed Marcus. The first years ran away screaming, while his friends, the onlookers ran up to him.

"It's a Qwerty, don't you remember being taught about it?" Percy huffed.

"No." The Chaser shrugged.

"Neither did I." Oliver said.

"Nor me." Added Adrian.

"Or me." Terence shrugged.

Percy sighed. "Quidditch players!" Shona licked Marcus's hand. "Seems to like you Flint!

"It's kinda cute." The oldest stroked the Qwerty's head, the animal made a purring sound happily, Marcus knelt down and the Qwerty licked his chin.

"Thank you so much Marcus." Panted Hagrid as he slowed down his running, his class right behind him. "She seems to be quite taken by you."

"Hagrid where did you get her?" Asked Percy curiously. "Oh hi Ron." He waved to his brother, Ron waved back embarrasingly.

"I got her off a good friend of mine."

"Why are you guys here?" Harry asked curiously.

"Well I'm teaching the first years how to ride a broom."

"Is that why their cowering in fear?" Draco asked, gesturing at the terrified first years huddled together.

"I didn't scare them that much."

"You threatened to kill them Marcus if they did anything wrong." Oliver told him.

"I don't believe in sugar coating things for chidren...Where is she?" he asked realising the Qwerty was no longer there.

"Oh no I best go after her again, lesson is cancelled for today." Hagrid told them before running off to find her. Oliver tapped his boyfriend on the shoulder.

"Shall I take over the teaching?"

"Yes you might as well."

***

After a few hours Hagrid still hadn't found Shona, he went back to his hut feeling very depressed. Hermione thought it was best to call the MCC (Magical Creature Catcher) for their assistance. That's when Hagrid got a visitor, an over weight short man who'd obviously never learned a lot of self cleaning spells.

"Hello?"

"Hi I'm from the MCC I've heard you have a missing Qwerty?"

"Yes." Hagrid said slowly and uncomfortably.

"Can I see your license?"

"My what sorry?" Hagrid gulped nervously.

"Your Qwerty license."

"Yeah sure." The half giant flashed him a card. The catcher snatched it.

"This is a card to get discount at...Weasley's Wizard Wheezes."

"Oh is it?" Hagrid rummaged through his cards.

"You havent got a license have you?" The man didn't let Hagrid answer. "When I catch that animal I will take it..."

"Her."

"Her?"

"The Qwerty's a girl."

"That is not matter of importance to me." He turned round and stormed off.

***

After a few hours Hagrid told his friends about what happened and now they were going into groups searching for the Qwerty. The three ex-Slytherins were on the hunt. Terence was complaining constantly.

"Why are we even here?"

"Because I don't want that mad man to hurt her." Marcus told his friend.

"Marcus you don't actually care..."

"NO OF COURSE I DON'T CARE!!" Screamed the Chaser.

"Okay." His friend whimpered.

"Hey there she is!" Adrian said pointing at the pink creature sniffing the ground.

"Shona." Marcus called to the Qwerty, the animal looked up and bounced towards her friend.

"There's the beast!" Yelled the voice running in with his wand. "Stupefy!" He cast the spell. It would have hit the creature if the Chaser didn't throw himself in the way, giving Shona enough time to bounce away.

"damn it!" The MCC went back to running after the creature.

"Marcus you alright!?" Shouted Adrian as him and Terence knelt beside their fallen friend. Marcus lifted his head.

"I think the bastard stunned my arse!"

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