Author: Muttzrock

Title: Bedtime Story

Chapter Title: Hagrid needs Help (Part 2)

Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!

Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus, and young Harry/Draco.

Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.

Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story of how they got together.

Summary 2: Hagrid is discoverd of not having a licence to keep his new pet that recently went missing, now it's up to the gang to help find then animal and keep it away from the magical creature catcher. Marcus tries his hand at teaching the first years how to ride a broom

Notes: This chapter is paying homage to an episode of 'Friends' (my site www(dot)bedtimexstory(dot)proboards(dot)com)

Tom and Dan were rolling on the bed laughing, the thought of their uncle's bottom stunned was hilarious."It was really funny wasn't it." Grinned Harry, Draco nodded.

***

Adrian and Terence helped their friend to stand up. Marcus couldn't stand up properly, his bum had no feeling and it was a very strange sensation. He grabbed it. "Can't feel anything in it."

"You're gonna have to wait till it wears off." Terence told his friend.

Just then the others showed up. Oliver instantly saw Marcus being held, he rushed over to him, knocking his friend out of the way.

"Marcus you ok?"

"That bastard MCC stunned my arse!"

"What? why?"

"I moved in front of the spell because he was going to hit Shona with it." Hearing the selflessness act for his pet, Hagrid also rushed up to the Chaser and hugged him tightly.

"Thank you so much Marcus, I promise I will never say a bad thing about your Quidditch techniques ever again!"

"Hagrid!" The squeezed Slytherin choked. "I can't breathe!" Hagrid instantly let the boy go, who was quickly fussed over by his boyfriend. The Scot groped his arse.

"Oliver I really can't feel anything!"

"He must of used a very small attack if it only made your bottom stunned." Percy noted.

"Thanks for that Weasley it really helps my current situation." The Falcon player snapped.

It wasn't long before they were split up again to search for the animal. Hermione was paired up with Ron and she was feeling far too guilty to speak, even though her hairy friend told her time and time again that it was alright and that her intentions were good. Harry and Draco had been paired up and found themselves against a tree kissing passionately. Hagrid was searching desperately for the creature with Fang by his side. Adrian and Terence were helping Marcus to walk with his stunned arse and Percy was sitting on a rock with Oliver.

"So you have no idea which one is the father?" Percy shook his head sadly.

"I'm too scared to find out"

"Who do you think it is?"

"I don't know, I daren't think about it." The redhead buried his face in his hands.

"Do you still like Adrian?" The Scot asked, wrapping an arm round his best friend.

"Yeah and I know I shouldn't, I know he's a dick head and I should have nothing to do with him, but I still want him back, in my heart I think I've forgiven him." Weasley admitted, his friend hugged him.

"Do you think you two will get back together?"

"Only if he proves himself to me."

"What would you do if the baby was his?"

"Try and work an arrangement out, I won't stay with him just for the baby, that's not fair on anyone if he grows up in a loveless family."

"He?"

"I just know he's a he." Percy wiped his tears. "I feel like such an idiot."

"You're not an idiot." Oliver looked at his friend. "You're really torn about this aren't you?" The redhead nodded. "What would you do if the baby was Hugo's?"

"Same really the only difference is there's less chance of me being with Hugo, I don't love him."

"I know, if it makes you feel better Marcus has told me that Adrian hasn't even looked at anyone else."

"Really?" Weasley asked hopefully.

"Yeah, but I think you should, as you say, have him prove himself."

"What if he doesn't like me? The baby?"

"Of course he will, why ever not?"

"Not many people like me." He shrugged.

"Your baby will love you because you are going to be a fantastic dad."

"Thanks." The redhead smiled.

If they had looked behind them they would have seen Shona bouncing around. The Qwerty got bored of her surroundings and bounced off.

***

Harry and Draco were still kissing hungrily even when Shona bounced towards them, she tilted her head at them, then bounced off. The pair kept kissing not noticing the Qwerty.

***

"Hermione don't worry about it, you didn't know Hadrid didn't have a licence." Ron hugged his girlfriend, Hermione closed her eyes and buried her face in her boyfriend's neck. The Qwerty bounced past the pair.

***

The Professor looked desperately for his pet, he hadn't noticed that Fang went off looking for food. When he noticed his dog wasn't beside him, he turned to look for Fang, just then Shona bounced along and watched for a moment as her owner looked for Fang, then she bounced off.

***

Terence and Adrian slowly put Marcus down onto a log, they sat beside him.

"I didn't even want to be here!" Terence moaned.

"You didn't have to now did you?" Adrian pointed out.

"I didn't want to be left out, I always feel left out." He sighed.

"Why?" Marcus asked curiously.

"Because with you two being gay I feel left out."

"You feel left out because we're gay?"

"Well I'm actually bi." Adrian pointed out.

"But you both have got fellas."

"Are you coming out to us?" Marcus frowned in confusion.

"No of course I'm not, it's like I wish I had a girl that I could feel the same way about as you two feel about your fellas."

"Well my 'fella' hates me."

"That is mostly your fault."

"This coming from you who didn't even know the mother of his baby!"

"GUYS!" Shouted Marcus. "This isn't helping!" He sighed, then out of nowhere Shona bounced onto his lap.

"Here she is!" He grinned. The Qwerty purred and rubbed it's cheek against the Chaser's chest.

"Stupefy!" A voice shouted, Shona quickly bounced away. Unfortunately the spell hit Marcus's crotch.

"The twat has stunned my penis!" He gasped. Just as the MCC ran off again, Shona came back and looked guilty and rubbed her cheek against Marcus's knee.

"We need to find the others." The youngest said.

"I refuse to move, my arse and my crotch are stunned. I have no feeling in either!" The injured man began stroking Shona's head. "We'll wait here till you guys come back."

The two nodded and went to get the others, for once the Qwerty didn't go bouncing off, she stayed put as the others arrived (except Harry and Draco). Oliver rushed to Marcus and hugged him, Shona growled in jealousy. Hagrid ran over and hugged Shona gently.

"So glad you're alright Shona."

"Not for long!" A voice shouted and the man that has been causing all their problems appeared. "That Qwerty is mine."

"Actually!" Percy spoke up; "I would like to mention that you attacked my friend not once but twice, if the ministry head of the MCC find out about this you will be fired without question. So if you go back to the ministry and said that you caught the animal and gave her back to her rightful owner I wont tell them you visciously attacked another human." Everyone was shocked with what Percy said, especially Adrian.

"Wow the Weasel does have balls!" The ex-seeker laughed.

"I could have told you that." Adrian added.

"Wanna repeat that?" Growled Ron, wand at the ready.

"No sorry, I was wrong."

"Bastard." Growled the catcher as he stormed off.

"Did anyone else realise he had no name?" Oliver asked curiously then gripped Marcus's hand. "I think Shona doesn't like me." He whimpered noticing the death glares the animals was giving him.

"Ahh!!" screamed the Chaser suddenly standing up. "My arse has woken up and I was sitting on a huge thorn...ow....oh good news though my crotch is alive again.

Hermione ignored him as she thought. 'Where're Harry and Draco?'

***

The couple were still kissing in the same place.