WD: Random crackfic for the lesser loved...Kag/Yomi

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"Oh! It's so clear out today..no clouds at all!" Kagome's sweet cheerful voice came out, giggling and making a pencil snap as the wielder lost concentration. Sighing Yomi leaned back, rummaging in his desk for a replacement before feeling along the indents in the paper for where he had been writing. He was trying to respond to a letter but his 'assistant' kept interrupting.

"Kagome, if you would please. I am in the midst of work."

"You are always working Yomi." Kagome giggled but he felt her leave, and heard the door close. Shaking his head he resumed work. Kagome had been a gift a few years ago from a co-worker who had left the girl who had no memory with him. Rather no willingness to talk about her memories. He had to guess at what she looked like. Originally with her temper and snapping attitudes to everyone that she was not a servant and she didn't know what they wanted from her he had pictured a shrewish scrawny woman with a face like congealed gruel.

He'd been rather disturbed to hear the gossip his many ears couldn't help but tune in to, that his hideous shrew of an assistant was apparently very attractive. The long legs, delicate features, stunning blue eyes -ah that was a color he missed..the sky, before the makai came into being- her curvy form usually clad in something indecent..so much like a young woman he'd desired in his youth centuries ago.

It really was disturbing to find yourself fantasizing about someone you thought was hideous. Finishing up his work in record time he made it to the kitchen to pick the locks just for old times sake and get an apple. He hadn't seen Kurama in a while and wondered what the kitsune would make of the assistant he was now so used to.

He heard the girl's stomping footsteps, so very loud to his thief trained ears right before she stopped infront of him. He could hear the pounding of her blood, making the goat demon twitch his ears in amusement. Something had her furious. Kagome furious tended to be painful to his auditory senses but ever so amusing. She blew up at the silliest things.

"What's this about you calling me ugly?"

Ah like that.

"Kagome. I can not see. Generally comes with being blind."

"Yeah well I heard you say to someone you thought I looked like moldy mud!"

Yomi couldn't help his chuckle. "Congealed gruel actually, due to the sharpness of your voice." Rarely was Yomi playful at all, he was a serious cold sort but well, Kagome just was too amusing. She was all the negative qualities in his old partners rolled into one soul. She was also right now making interesting choking sounds of indignation.

Suddenly the apple was flung out of his hand and something much softer, much warmer was in it's place. A delicate flutter under his fingers told him he was holding something close to her rapidly beating heart.

"Well does that feel hideous to you?!"

"Hm." Yomi couldn't help but play, he had been under the great youko Kurama after all and leaned down, nipping the delicate flesh and making her squeak and dart away. Smirking Yomi raised a brow.

"It's tolerable." Getting another apple Yomi left the room before she could start her tirades. She really was quite adorable in her own way. He wondered when he should tell her he'd seen her in the feudal era before he lost his sight and had an interest in her?..Ah but then he may not get such ..interesting...things to feel. Chuckling Yomi went back to work. Yes, Youko would be most jealous right now.

"AAHH! Yomi you JERK!"

Whistling the once thief closed his door, twirling Kagome's bra around his finger. "Well she did put it there."