Pairings: Adult Harry/Draco, mentions of Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus, and young Harry/Draco.

Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.

Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story of how they got together.

Summary 2: Sirius is devistated to find out who Remus wants to be his best man. Oliver, Marcus and Jamie are going to a formal dress pre Quidditch league party, and Marcus is very intrigued by Oliver's outfit, Percy and his brother Charlie have a talk and Draco and Hermione have a plan.

Notes: This particular chapter is dedicated to Scudder, just because I think she'll enjoy it. (my site www(dot)bedtimexstory(dot)proboards(dot)com)

"Dad can we have a Qwerty?" Dan and Tom said in unison giving their dads puppy dog eyes.

"No!" Their parents said instantly.

***

"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?" Screamed Sirius. "HIM, OUT OF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD YOU CHOOSE HIM!!!!!!"

"I think he'll make an excellent best man." Remus said plainly.

"But I hate him Remus and he hates me!"

"Well you have given him lots of reasons to."

"Have I hurt you in anyway if I have I am so sorry."

"You've been delightful, just calm down."

"CALM DOWN!! CALM DOWN YOU SAY? HAVE YOU LOST IT!!!"

"Sirius stop shouting at me."

"Sorry."

***

"Oliver why are you wearing a skirt?" Marcus asked holding Jamie, they were both dressed in suits. Oliver on the other hand was wearing a shirt, tie, jacket and a skirt.

"For the four hundredth time it's a kilt!" The Scot sighed .

"It's a skirt!"

"It's a kilt, it shows I'm really Scottish."

"Why are the Scots allowed to be transvestites?"

"It's not a skirt, it's a Kilt!"

"It looks very much like a skirt to me!"

"It's a kilt. We Scots wore them so we could show our arses off to you, the English."

"Why what did we do?"

"It was a war and you kept calling us trannies!"

"If I keep calling you tranny will you keep showing me your arse because I'll really like that." The older man grinned.

"Don't be cheeky! So are we all ready?" Marcus nodded. "Good. Oh do you want to hear a secret?"

"Go on?"

"Real Scots don't wear underwear under their kilts." He whispered in his Boyfriend's ear.

"So you're not..." Marcus stuttered.

"I'm going commando." Oliver smirked.

"Your father is an evil Scottish transvestite!" The Falcon Chaser whispered in his son's ear.

***

"Are you doing this to steal my thunder?" Percy asked in irritation.

"Of course not!" Charlie sighed.

"Well its just a funny coincidence how I come out you have to come out too."

"Look I've known I'm gay for a long time, seeing you be all strong and forward about it gave me the strength to do it myself. You should be taking this as a compliment!"

"You always do this you always take away my thunder!"

"No trust me Perce you still have that big 'I'm pregnant' step higher than me when it comes to news."

"Yay go me being pregnant!" Percy cheered sarcastically, Charlie wrapped an arm round his younger brother.

"Still no idea which one is the father?" The pregnant man shook his head. "Why dont you go and check?"

"I'm too scared." The younger one mumbled.

"You have to find out, come on you and me we'll go and check together."

"You'd really be there for me?"

"Of course I will idiot." Charlie laughed smacking Percy on the back of his head.

"Dont hurt me, I'm pregnant!" The younger one pouted.

"Sorry mate, come on." The second eldest stood up. "We're going to see who the daddy is."

***

Meanwhile Hermione had dragged Draco kicking and screaming to the library.

"Hermione why have you dragged me here?" He whispered after he had been shushed ten times.

"Because I need you for a plan I have!" She whispered back, taking him into a corner.

"Go on?" The blonde sighed, annoyed.

"Dont be like that, you'll love the idea. I asked Dumbledore about if we could start a celebration once a year to celebrate homosexuality because of how much it's looked down upon, and Dumbledore agreed instantly and we're gonna call it Gay Pride!" She said excitedly.

"Wow I do love it!" Draco grinned. "But is there any particular reason you've dragged me here?"

"Because I have an idea how to make this celebration really big. I'm gonna dress Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean and Neville in girls clothes and make them sing, it would raise money for gay rights awareness!" Hermione bounced, Draco was grinning.

"Thats amazing!!" The Slytherin laughed. "But how are we gonna get the five of them to agree?"

"Well you and me can easily get Harry and Ron to do it with the power of seduction, I can get Ginny to persuade Neville to do it, and Seamus would instantly do anything for laugh, and if those four are doing it I know Dean will do it too."

"You are a genius woman, but why?"

"Well it's for Harry really, he hates not being able to get close to you, Seamus and Dean are the same. It's just so unfair!"

"Aww my poor faghag!"

***

Back in the Black/Lupin residence; "I can't believe you would do this to me Remus, how about Arthur he'd make a great best man."

"No Sirius." Sighed the Werewolf, getting changed

"How about Dumbledore?"

"He's going to be marrying us!"

"Ron. He's Harry's best friend."

"No."

"Any of the Weasleys?...James?"

"He's dead!"

"His ghost!"

"He doesn't have one."

"His corpse?"

"NO!!!"

"How about Lucius Malfoy he's better!"

"No he isn't!"

"You're right he isn't." Remus put his jacket on.

"Where are you going?"

"Going to see 'my' best man." Sirius hugged Remus's legs.

"Don't do this to me!"

"You're being very silly."

"I love you!"

"I love you too, but please let me go!"

"NOOOOO!!!!"

"If you don't get off me I'll withhold sex!" The Animagus instantly let go, his fiance disapparated.

***

At the formal party Marcus and Oliver had finally left Jamie with the other toddlers. The Chaser threatened the people looking after them that if anything happened to his son he would kill them all, and he wasn't bluffing. So far they were standing along drinking Newt wine.

"Marcus I'm bored!" Sighed the Scot, his boyfriend was looking down at his kilt. "What are you looking at?"

"Just thinking you have nothing under that." The Keeper laughed and kissed Marcus.

"Is that all you've been thinking about since we got here?"

"Of course!" Marcus put his and Oliver's glasses down and pulled him in, kissing him. "Can't wait to take you home!"

"Why wait?" The Scot grinned pulling Marcus to the door where the closet room was. "Trousers down!" He locked the door.

The Chaser pulled down his trousers and underwear. He lifted his boyfriend up pushing him against the door, he stroked a hand up the Keeper's kilt.

"I love you!" He whispered squeezing the bare cheeks.

"I love you too." Oliver kissed him.

Outside the door everyone stood still in shock listening to the unmistakable sounds of lovemaking.

***

Back in Hogwarts Remus had arrived.

"Severus?" The Werewolf asked as he knocked on the door of the potion master's office. Snape opened the door.

"What do you want?"

"I was wondering if you would be my best man at the wedding?" The Werewolf asked hopefully.

Snape sighed. "If I must."

"Thank you Severus, you're a good friend."

"Fine, whatever." Snape slammed the door.

"Charming!" Mumbled Remus before walking off, not knowing that Severus Snape was grinning happily.

***

After their lovemaking, Oliver and Marcus gave themselves a moment before walking back into the party. When they did, everyone was staring at them. They quickly collected Jamie and left.

***

"Here are the results. The name of the father is on this." A healer said, giving Percy the parchment, he read it.

"Who's is it?" Charlie asked.