myths, monsters, and the heroes of olympus.
demigods and monsters alike
( because this isn't over yet, not in the least )
disclaimer: not mine.
break ups
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Nico stared out into the cold, dark of the Underworld from Hades' palace and sighed. This was going to be hard.
He took out a drachma and flipped it into a random spray of mist. "Raven Smoke Smith, Hawaii," he said.
The mist shimmered and a girl appeared in the droplets. She was breathtakingly beautiful, with long, dark hair, and eyes that were ridiculously gorgeous, even though they were a normal brown. Nico could see the beach at sunset in the background. "Nico!" Raven squealed in an obnoxiously adorable fashion.
"Hey, Raven. We need to talk," he said in a monotone voice.
"What is it, Nico-Bear?"
"I'm breaking up with you."
"What?" she asked, visibly distressed. "Why? I'm perfect! The best girl you're ever going to find!"
"No. You're a Mary-Sue OC, an abomination created by some overly obsessed fangirl."
She gasped and covered her mouth. "No."
Nico nodded. "Yes. So, we can't be together anymore."
"Why are you doing this to me?" Raven wailed, putting her face in her hands.
"I'm sorry, Raven. You're just too 'Sue'." He shook his head as Raven sobbed. "Goodbye."
Nico waved his hand through the mist.