Sorry for not posting yesterday, I couldn't write because my aunt came in from all the way across the country. Hopefully, this will make up for it. Oh, and there's a reference to Mike's dog in here. If you don't remember Cynthia, she makes an appearance in chapter 3. I do not own Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, or Glee and its characters.

Tina's POV

"I'm really glad that you came over Tina, this has been a lot of fun. I think this is the only time I will ever appreciate Jesse's over protectiveness," laughed Rachel.

"Thanks, I've been having fun, too. At least your boyfriend doesn't run over people's toes with his wheel chair to protect you," I said.

"Is that why Karofsky is on the bench with a mysterious injury?"

"Yes, but don't tell anyone! Nobody is supposed to know about that."

"Your, well really Artie's, secret is safe with me. I would never tell considering that I have a lot to hide, myself."

"I'm surprised that the glee club hasn't found out, yet. They figured out Quinn within days of her finding out that she was knocked up."

"Yes, but the only reason Puck told the club was because he was angry that Quinn was saying that it was Finn's baby."

"True. So, is it true that Finn hit Jesse?"

"Sadly, yes."

"If you want, I could get Artie to run over Finn's toes!"

"How would you get him to do that without telling him why?"

"I'd tell him that Finn called me fat."

"Wouldn't saying something like that result in both of Finn's feet being broken?"

"Probably."

"Thanks, but I won't be in need of Artie's services. Besides, I'm trying to PREVENT it from becoming violent. I'm just surprised that Jesse didn't hit Finn back."

"I'm not. Finn's height kind of scares me."

"And yet, you're not afraid of Cynthia?"

"I was, but then I got over my fear of her because Mike promised that he would buy me the nail polish that we just used, if I took care of her while he and his parents were on vacation."

"Oh, well thank you for sharing nail polish that you got from Mike bribing you."

"No problem, it looks good. Red is a good color on you, Berry."

"Thank you. Jesse always says that."

"That red looks good on you?"

"Yes."

"Well, at least Jesse and I agree on something."

"You don't like Jesse?"

"I used to hate him because I thought he was a jerk, but now I'm OK with him. I'm pretty sure that Jesse doesn't like me."

"Why wouldn't he like you?"

"Maybe because of the time I confronted him with your pregnancy at four in the morning?"

"He's not mad about that. He likes you, Quinn, and Noah. In his own words, you guys make sure I don't die when he's away."

"Die? I'm not sure we can protect you from death."

"I'm not sure there's a reason why he should worry about protecting me from death."

"Yeah, he should be worrying about protecting himself from Finn."

"Ugh, can we please not talk about the assault of my boyfriend?"

"Can you please just tell me what happened?"

"Fine, but don't tell Quinn or she'll pass Beth over to Puck and go kill Finn, despite the fact that she's supposed to not do anything physically strenuous for a while."

"My lips are sealed."

"Well, Jesse and I were walking out to the parking lot after school on Monday, and Finn walked up to us. We tried, or at least I did, to be friendly, but then Finn started to confront Jesse with all the "things he had done to me" and me with my supposed tendency to be perpetually gullible. Of course, Finn was being Finn, and asked if gullible the right word for someone being easy to fool, and Jesse said yes. Then Finn hit him because apparently Jesse answering his question was an insult to his masculinity or something. And that's what happened. Now, what movie do you want to watch?"

"Really? And how did it all end?"

"Kurt pulled Finn away, threatening to take down their new "privacy partition" and replace it with the old one if he didn't come with him. Can we please talk about something else, now?"

"One more thing!"

"Fine," growled Rachel.

"Did Jesse cry?"

"NO!"

"Just asking," I said.

"It's OK, Tina. So, do you want to watch Mean Girls or Legally Blonde?"

"Mean Girls, definitely."

Quinn's POV

"She's crying again," mumbled Puck.

"It's your turn," I mumbled back.

"No, it's your turn, Quinn."

"Puck, it's your fricken turn."

"Actually, it's your turn, but since I'm such an excellent father, I'll go take care of her."

"You'd think we would be used to it by now," I complained.

"Be used to what? Attending to Beth at two in the morning?"

"Yes."

"This is just one of the many wonders of parenting. Shh, Bethy, it's OK. Here's your bottle."

A few minutes later, Beth was asleep again and Puck crawled back into be with me.

"Next time, it's definitely your turn Quinn," he whispered.

"I know," I sighed, "I wonder how Jesse and Rachel will handle parenting during the early morning hours."

"Are they going to keep their baby?"

"I don't know for sure, but I think they will. I know that Rach isn't getting an abortion, and I doubt that they'll give the baby up for adoption. I mean, you saw them around Beth at the hospital."

"You're probably right."

"As always."

"Ehh, sometimes you're not right."

"Like when, Noah Puckerman? And I strongly suggest that you don't respond to that question."

"Like when you thought "trust me" was a sensible birth control option."

"I was drunk, and you were the one who wanted to use the "trust me" method!"

"Do you regret it?"

"Regret it? No. I love Beth too much to regret it. Wish we had created here under better circumstances? Hell yes."

"Define better circumstances."

"For starters, us being married college graduates would have been nice."

"Married to each other, right?"

"No, Puck, the cheating on Finn part made Beth more holy. Yes, you moron, married to each other."

"You think we would have gotten married later on?"

"I choose not to answer that."

"Why?"

"Because I don't know the answer. I don't know how we're going to end up. If we end up getting happily married then yes I would say we would have gotten married later on. But we don't know how everything's going to turn out."

"Everything will be OK."

"I should hope so."

"Quinn?"

"Yes, Puck? If you ask me to marry you, I will slap you."

"I actually was just going to say that you're phone is buzzing, but proposing would make for a funny reaction from you."

"Don't even think about it. Would you mine looking to see who the text is from?"

"It's from Tina."

"Ugh. Give me my phone."

The message read:

Quinn, please help. I don't know what to do! Rachel just woke up and is sobbing and won't tell me why.

"Puck, you may want to go cover Beth's ears. I think I have to call Jesse."

Sorry if the last part was depressing, but I couldn't think of any happy plot options and the last two chapters were mostly fluff. I hope my characterization of Tina was OK. I'm basing her character off of a line from Theatricality: "Even though I'm painfully shy and obsessed with death, I'm a really effervescent person."