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Chapter Ten

SPOV

My head was on Chad's chest as we watched a 'So Random!' marathon. Chad and I both laughed along to the Hottie EMT sketch, he had starred in. Then the show went on a commercial break.

"I thought marathons weren't supposed to have commercials?" I frowned.

Chad was still laughing at the screen; I followed his gaze back to the television: a new Eggo Waffles commercial. Waffles were popping out of the toaster screaming 'eat me' and then kids appeared on the screen and each grabbed a waffle. At the end of the commercial a smiling waffle appeared on the screen and stated in a high squeaky voice "Lego my Eggo!"

I looked over to Chad who was still in hysterics over the commercial. I put a hand on his forehead," Are you okay Chad?"

He continued laughing," I guess immaturity is contagious."

I smacked his shoulder lightly," I am not immature. I'm not the one laughing at a waffle commercial!"

He started laughing harder in between laughs he got out," But the… waffles are just so… freakin' hilarious!"

I put a finger on Chad's lips," The time for laughing is over."

He smirked up at me," Fine but if that waffles commercial comes back I might die of a laugh attack."

I kissed his cheek," But if you died who would be left for me to annoy?"

"I'm sure you'd find someone," He was smirking at his insult.

I looked down, and felt a tear stream down my cheek; he was going to suffer for saying that. "Sonny I didn't mean it, I'm sorry I was just being my usual idiotic self. Please forgive me."

I looked up at his worried blue eyes," I'm a better actress than you give me credit for Cooper." I was smirking.

He just leaned over kissing me with passion. He pulled away too soon," You are horrible, you got me worried. I thought you were going to break up with me. I would be a mess without you Sonny."

"I know" We both just looked at each other for the longest time.

Then the television went into a Breaking News session. What could possibly be so shocking to stop a 'So Random!' marathon, I have been spending way too much time with Chad.

We both turned to the screen to hear about the 'breaking news.'

The sleazy looking reporter began with the usual," We interrupt this program for breaking news, Mackenzie Falls' leading lady Portlyn Murray has died. She has been in the hospital for the past 24 hours and passed away just a few minutes ago. A wake will be held tomorrow at Condor Studios, followed by a funeral. The reason for her death or her even being in the hospital is still yet to be known. We will follow this story for the next days. Stay tuned and enjoy the rest of this program."

Chad looked at me horrified," I'm a murderer!" He stood up and began pacing back and forth.

"Chad don't worry its fine, you were protecting me. You just had faster reflexes than the police. And you knew she would end up killing me if they gave her the chance!"

"I killed her Sonny! I'm a murderer! I might as well just turn myself into the police because I killed her!"

"Chad the police know you shot her, they would have arrested you by now."

"Should we go to the service?" Chad still looked worried.

"I don't think we have a choice. It would look suspicious if neither of us showed up." Chad nodded in agreement.

"I think this will be the second worst day of my life." Chad frowned.

"What is the first," I asked with a puzzled expression.

"The day you left." He stated frowning at the memory.

The Wake/Funeral

I looked over to Chad he was tearing up. I put a comforting arm around him. I knew he thought he killed her and that was most likely the only reason he was crying. I didn't want to go over to the body but I felt obligated so Chad and I took our time walking over to the lifeless Portlyn.

Chad decided to let me talk first, what a gentlemen, NOT! What was I supposed to say 'so happy you finally died you mean old witch?' No that would work.

I looked down," Hey Portlyn its Sonny. We were never really close and now that you're gone I'm sorry that we couldn't be better friends. And I'd just like to let you know that Chad and I are going to get married, and I'm just sorry that you can't come now." I chuckled at the end, it was hard for me to lie and not laugh.

In the middle of my chuckling a hand reached out and wrapped around my neck. I was too shocked to speak.

Author's Note: OoOoO Cliffy! Who does the hand belong to? Knowing me and my writing it's probably obvious but whatever! You'll all see soon. Maybe I'm not as predictable as I say I am. The waffles will scream everytime someone doesn't review. You have been warned! )