A short drabble:

Rosalie glanced at her reflection. She sighed. The same boring eyes, the same boring hair, lips, skin, boobs.

'Alice! Alice!' There was a moment of silence.

'Alice!!'

Alice poked her head out of her room, with the massive bathroom. She rolled her eyes at Rosalie. 'What?'

Rosalie glared at her and said 'I want a makeover.'

Alice's eyes grew wider. Alice lived for makeovers. She probably would've pulled Rosalie into her room right now were it not for Bella already being forced in there.

'Rose! Rosie! I never thought this day would come! Oh Rose!'

Rosalie narrowed her eyes at Alice. Alice smiled as her eyes grew distant.

'I can't promise tonight, but definitely before Monday. Okay?' she smiled imperiously and slammed the door.

An hour later, Rose stamped around her room, leaving dents in the wooden floor. Alice rushed in quickly.

'Okay! Before you stamp a hole in the floor'

'Now come on! What do you want?'

Rosalie blinked a couple of times. She stroked her chin. Tapped her head. Then she snapped her fingers.

'I got it!' Rose exclaimed.

Alice had already rushed them to her room. She rushed around her bathroom picking things up as she ran.

'Tanning lotion…bronzer…foundation…hair dye…lip gloss…yes!' She turned around to look back at Rose. 'What have I missed?' Alice ran back around her bathroom, mumbling to herself. '…Sunglasses…bikini…towel…'

'I think that's about it Alice.'

'Oh good! Now let's get to it!' She grinned and pinned Rosalie's hair up at the top of her head, all piled up in a bundle of curls.

Rose stripped down to her underwear. Alice sighed.

'Rose…the bikini you wanted and I picked out for you, is very skimpy. Emphasis on the very. You've got to show more skin than that if you want me to do it properly.'

Grumbling, Rose stripped naked and sat on Alice's bed. Alice rolled up her sleeves and opened the tanning lotion bottle. She poured a good amount onto her hand. Frowning, she wasn't quite sure exactly how much was needed. But she had read enough magazines and instructions. Only she hoped she wouldn't mess it up for Rose. And they had really really pale skin. Hard too, like marble. Alice just hoped it would stick. She mixed the brown liquid onto her hands and slathered some onto Rosalie's legs. As she smoothed the lotion out, she had a vision. Sighing, she brushed the vision aside. She just had to be sure she did the job to perfection.

30 seconds later, she had covered every bit of Rosalie save for her hair. Rosalie was glistening from head to toe. Rosalie glanced around at her body.

'Why is it not working?? It says 'instant!'

'Rose…look. Our vampire senses were too quick for it to be 'instant'. Now for your face. We need bronzer. I don't even see the point of foundation seeing as well, since you have such good skin.'

Rose tilted her head to one side and simpered up at Alice. Alice rolled her eyes as she chose a soft wide brush out of her collection of brushes. Dipping it in some bronzer that was now the right fit for Rosalie's skin colour, she brushed it along her cheekbones. Then she put some shiny clear lip-gloss onto Rosalie's softly tinted pink/light red lips.
For the finishing touch, she highlighted bits of Rose's perfect blonde hair. She now had bits of light brown/dark blonde; tiny streaks here and there that looked very natural.

'Now, we wait for everything to dry.'

Alice sat on her corner of her bed, picking at her fingernails. Rosalie was standing on her tiptoes, on some newspaper. Alice had demanded her keep her room clean. Why? Rosalie has asked back. You could easily go buy some new covers, she told her. This resulted in an accidental giant dye streak going on Rosalie's face.

They waited. In their relative vampire time, they could've gone on 10 dates, ran across America, swam the English Channel, held a 'Vamps 4Eva' get together and a 'Werewolves suck' get together.

Ding! Some random timer went off.

Rosalie pulled on her bikini and ran down the stairs to the living room.

'Guys! What do you think?' She pulled some model poses. Everyone stared. Alice tiptoed down the stairs. She put her finger to her lips.

'Rosalie!' Edward put a smile on his face. 'You look great!'

'Yeah! Hey seeing as how it's kinda a cloudy day but hot, let's all go to the beach!' Jasper smiled.

The Cullen kids agreed, and they all got dressed. Everyone all looked absolutely gorgeous. For some random reason, Edward forgot to invite Bella. Maybe because somehow, he thought she would spoil all the fun, like the fun-spoiler like she was.

Together, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice and Edward ran down the beach, slowly. Like surf lifesavers. To the soundtrack of 'The Chariot'. Their hair blew in the wind, their bodies moved fluidly and they looked like they came straight from a scene of a movie.

There, they were surprised to see Emmet there. Of course, they would all have to meet at some point. Duh! Edward smacked himself in the head. Emmet smiled and waved from his high chair so eagerly he fell off.

'Emmet! Baby! Hi! How do I look?'

'Emmet…bro…' Jasper bumped fists with him and they nodded at each other, fingers pointed in a gun pose.

'Emmet…so now you're a life saver! I'm surprised you have the brain cells for that. To think…all those lives in your hands.' Edward shuddered at the very thought.

'Shut up Edward, leave him alone.'

'Baby…you didn't answer my question!'

'Uh…babe let's just…get outta here.'

'Why?' Rose looked confused.

'Babe. You're hot. No matter what you do with yourself. I stuck with you when you went geisha. Even when you went African and got dreds. But I can't let you tan yourself like this. It's inhumane.' Emmet gently steered her over to the water. Together, they looked down.

Emmet looked perfect. Rosalie looked perfect. Just less perfect than normal. Of course, put her against any human and she would utterly eclipse them. Put her even against a vampire and she would still hold her own. Put her against herself though…to put it simply…

'I look crap.'

Emmet held her face in his hands.

'No of course not...Carrot top'

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