Thunderclan is CRAZY!

by FrickleBib

Why is Thunderclan crazy, you might ask... well, let's just say it involves catnip, chocolate, thousands of kits, and an evil mastermind who controls everything. Remember...There can never be too much randomness... READ TO FIND OUT! Rated M for some events that are TOO crazy for some people and some sexual references.

2. Chapter 2

Alright, so, this is the second chapter of ThunderClan is CRAZY, so, I do not own Warriors or Phineas and Ferb, so, anyway, enjoy!

"I'm going to go join ButtClan! (akaWindClan)" Leafpool announced. "Why?" Squirrelflight asked. "Because I'm going to kill Nightcloud!" "Okay, well good luck with that!" Brightheart's kits were all watching Phineas and Ferb. "AGENT P!" they all screamed.

"Everybody, jump in!" Brambleclaw announced. "AAAAAAAAAH!" All the cats were screaming when they saw Graystripe in his clown suit. Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw were the only ones in the pool. In their bathing suits. Together. Need I say more? Leafpool came back from WindClan (or ButtClan) with Crowfeather. "CANNONBALL!" they screamed. "Wait! You're not wearing a bathing suit!" "Oh yeah? Guess again!"Leafpool ripped off her clothes and revealed a purple bikini. Crowfeather started drooling and Brightheart covered the kit's eyes.

"Do you have a 1 ft. pool?" Amberkit squeaked. "No." Brambleclaw answered sternly. "You'll have to buy one with your own money." "Good." Amberkit said confidently. "I've been saving up!" She pulled out a big jar full of cash. "Whoa! That must be like a million dollars!" Jayfeather remarked. "How can you see that?" Hollyleaf asked. "There are three things that I CAN see." Jayfeather replied. "Dreams, StarClan, and MONEY!"

Was this random enough for you? Yeah. I didn't think so. I can't wait until I'm done with the next chapter! I am still accepting requests for the next chapters, so keep on requesting! R&R!