"Am I the only one who is sane?" Sandstorm mewed to herself. "Yes, Pinky!" Muosewhisker hopped beside Sandstorm. Suddenly, the bushes rustled and Cherrypaw appeared. She was dragging Brackenfur and Sorreltail behind her. "When will you guys ever stop kissing?" Cherrypaw asked, exasperated. The two cats didn't pay attention. They just kept on making out. "Wow! You guys must have eaten A LOT of catnip!" "I wouldn't be surprised if Sorreltail got pregnant after this!" "Me neither." Sandstorm agreed.
"Back it up!" Amberkit squeaked loudly. "That's it!" A huge twoleg monster lowered a big 1 ft. pool into the ground. "Hooray!" All the kits squealed and jumped in. The warriors were all in the big pool. Leafpool and Crowfeather were both sun-bathing on the same chair. Yes. I DID say in the same chair. You know what else? They were making out. "I'm glad all the kits aren't there to see that!" Bumblestripe muttered to Briarlight. "I know." She agreed.
"Hey everybody!" Brackenfur slurred. "Sorreltail and I are having even MORE kits!" The clan cheered. "Me too!" Ferncloud stepped out of the nursery. "I HATE MY JOB!" Jayfeather screamed. "I HATE KITS!" The clan gasped. "Jayfeather hates kits?" the clan murmured amongst themselves. "MORE CATNIP!" Graystripe called. "YAY!" all of the clan came up to Graystripe and devoured the catnip. "Oh great…" Sandstorm muttered. "More catnip…"
THIS IS SO CRAZY! This is just the beginning keep on giving me ideas! Thanks! R&R!