Chapter Title: The Performance
Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Oliver/Marcus, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus, Dean/Seamus, Ginny/Neville and Percy/Adrian (new pairing revealed in this chapter)
Warnings: Language and sexual incidents but nothing too explicit.
Summary 1: In the future, Harry and Draco are married with kids. They tell them the story of how they got together.
Summary 2: It's gay pride in Hogwarts
Notes: Special thanks to Pave and Alexjomarie for sticking with me and this fic for so long. I'm really proud of this chapter it was fun writing it.
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Dan was bouncing on the bed excitedly "Ooh is this when you tell us about the first gay pride in Hogwarts?"

"Yes it is Danny" Draco smiled

"Bet dad looked ridiculous" the blond boy smirked

"Thanks Tom" Harry rolled his eyes.

"Well he is right Harry" the ex-Slytherin laughed.

"It was your idea in the first place!"

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Harry looked at his reflection in the mirror and grimaced, in an hour he will have to get ready for his gut-wrenching experience. He closed his eyes and felt a kiss on his cheek he opened them and saw Draco's face smiling at him "Why are you doing this to me?" The Gryffindor groaned

"Because I want to sadistically laugh at you" the Slytherin smirked and took his boyfriend's hand, leading him to the bed "Come on let me do something that will cheer you up" (explicit scene, you will have to go on my site to read it)

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Oliver looked through his clothes and frowned "Marcus?" he called

"Yeah" Marcus walked in with Jamie on his shoulders.

"Where are my trousers?"

"I don't know" the chaser said feigning innocence.

"Drop the act, you're the least innocent person in the world" he rolled his eyes.

The older man smirked "You haven't worn your kilt in a while"

The scot laughed "If you wanted to see me in a kilt you should have just asked"

"What's the fun in asking?"

"Yeah but I'll be wearing boxers, yours precisely as you already hid mine"

"Awe spoil my fun why don't you"

"My poor babe" Oliver kissed his lover

"Is papa going to wear a skirt?" asked Jamie

"No Jamie, papa is going to wear a kilt, kilt love" he took Jamie off Marcus's shoulders "Jamie you know your Scottish too, you can wear a kilt too"

"Ollie that's probably not a good idea" Marcus said "Jamie likes to run around naked all the time, give him a kilt and he'll just flash everyone"

The Keeper smirked and sat down "Jamie?"

"Yeah?" the three year old said hugging his daddy as he sucked his thumb.

"You are just too cute and if you didn't take so much after your father I could trust you to wear a kilt" he kissed his son's head.

"What do you mean take after me?"

"Well I was completely innocent before I met you"

"Yeah, yeah I bet" the Chaser kissed his lover "We need to get ready"

"Have you got your speech?"

"Na I'll wing it"

Oliver nodded "Right well you take Jamie away while I get ready"

"Sure I can't persuade you to go commando"

"I'm sure"

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Adrian knocked on the door of the burrow, Arthur Weasley answered the door "Wait out here!" he slammed the door in his face.

The ex-Slytherin was not shocked by this, he heard voices behind a door, one male, one female, and then he heard a smack and the male voice say Ouch! Then the door opened this time Molly Weasley had opened it "Come in Adrian dear"

He smiled "Thank you Mrs Weasley" he walked in and she led him to the main room where everyone else was

"Percy will be down soon" she told him kindly

Adrian nodded he looked at the people in the room, the twins, Mr Weasley suspiciously holding his head, Charlie Weasley Adrian remembered him, and a new face he guessed must be Bill Weasley, the oldest brother 'Oh joy two more people to hate me' he thought nervously "Hi" he said, the men in the room just nodded

"Hey Ade" the ex-Slytherin turned to see Percy walking up to him, he looked like he had been sweating

"Hi, you ok, you're looking flushed" he placed the back of his right hand on Percy's forehead "You're burning"

"I'm fine; I was just throwing up, morning sickness" he explained

"If you're feeling ill you shouldn't go"

"No I want to, Hogwarts first gay pride, can't wait to see that" he grinned

"Alright" he nodded "But if you feel too ill we're coming back ok?"

"Okay"

Adrian leaned in and whispered in Percy's ear "I would kiss you but I'm scared your family would burn me at the stake" The red head just laughed in response.

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Draco stood near the door with Hermione and Ginny to say hi to people they knew. The blond grinned when he saw a familiar toddler running to him "Hiya Jamie" he scooped up the young boy

"Hi Draco" grinned Jamie "Papa's wearing a kilt, but said I can't because I would show everyone my willy"

The blond laughed "Well you do take after Marcus, so he's probably right"

"You know I resent that" muttered the man in question as he walked up to them with Oliver, Terence and Alex beside him.

"You only resent it because it's true" smirked Oliver.

Draco turned to Terence "Never thought this was your sort of thing"

"It isn't" the ex-seeker clarified.

Alex walked up to Ginny "You should wear green it will suit you better" he told her then turned to Hermione "Don't wear those jumpers they put pounds on you"

"I'm just showing Alex at an early age, that I support him" Terence smirked "Come here gorgeous" the toddler grinned and ran to his father hugging his leg "Looking forward to when he comes out just so I can say 'I know'"

"You're a good father" Hermione smiled fondly, she began itching her jumper

"You really want to change don't you?" Ginny said knowingly

"I'll be back later" she told them and ran off back to her dorm.

Draco nodded to the doorway "The Weasley clan and Adrian have arrived" he informed the others.

Ginny rushed over to her family "Hi guys, awe Percy your getting so big now" she grinned and put her hand on his belly.

"Where's Ron?" Charlie asked her

"Didn't you know? He's performing" she smirked

The twins burst out laughing, "He never said" Bill spoke up

"Would you tell us if you were performing in something called 'Gay Pride'?" asked the second eldest brother

"Good point"

Percy felt a pain in his belly but it went away quickly so he didn't mention it, he saw his friends walk towards him. Molly spoke up "Oliver, it's good to see you"

"Hello Molly" he grinned

"And Marcus you're looking well"

"Thank you Mrs Weasley" the ex-Slytherin said politely

"Oh don't be silly it's Molly, you're part of the family" she grinned.

"He is?" Arthur frowned.

"I am?" Marcus also frowned.

"Well of course you are"

The Chaser leaned in and whispered in his boyfriend's ear subtly "I never signed on for that" Oliver pinched his arm "Ouch!"

"Marcus, Terence can I talk to you for a sec?" Adrian asked, his two friends nodded and they went to stand in a corner to speak.

"Hey Perce, you're looking…uncomfortable" Oliver said sympathetically

"Tell me about it"

"Hey Percy just think soon you'll be giving us a nephew to play with" grinned Fred

"Yeah we can teach him all the tricks of the trade" George added

"Oh yay" the third eldest sighed sarcastically, he looked to see Jamie and Alex shouting words at each other at embarrassingly loud level, he began struck with fear about giving birth himself. "Mummy I'm scared" he said hugging his mother.

"So what do you need to talk to us about?" Terence asked

"Well me and Percy, haven't had sex since we sort of got back together, I was wondering how often are you guys able to have sex?" asked the father to be.

"Well between each other, none at all" Marcus joked "But with me and Oliver, I have to admit it is a bit awkward in the early years Jamie would tire us out so we had no energy for it or we would have to keep checking him, because you do get paranoid, but we tried to do it once a week, then as he's gotten older, we tend to have sex more but he interrupts us more, it's such a mood killer when a voice says 'daddies I've wet the bed'"

Adrian nodded "Any you Terry?"

"Well you know how people always say having a kid makes it easy to pick up girls, well they lied, and I have not had sex once since I got Alex"

"Fuck!" gasped the youngest of the trio "Is it fair to say I won't be having much sex on the horizon?" His two friends nodded.

Charlie went to get himself a drink before the show started, he thanked the Hufflepuff girl who pored him pumpkin juice, when he turned knocked into someone and spilt his drink all over them "Oh shit I'm so sorry….wait are you Viktor Krum?" he asked shocked.

The Bulgarian laughed "Yes, I am, don't worry about the shirt" he said getting a napkin and wiping the liquid off him. "Are you a Weasley?"

"Yes I am, I'm Charlie" he held out his hand

Viktor shook it grinning "Are you gay?" he asked, his grip of the English language was still a bit hit and miss, so he stuck with being straight with people.

"Yes I am, are you?"

The Quidditch player nodded "Yes, I used to date Draco Malfoy, Cedric Diggory and a few guys back in Bulgaria, none serious, I'm single now. Who have you been with?"

Charlie blushed "A girl when I was in Hogwarts, and had a one night stand with a guy, nothing else really"

Viktor nodded "I think you're sexy, and I think if you think I'm sexy then I should take you out to a fancy restaurant and if we enjoy ourselves we should have sex and be boyfriends"

The Weasley blinked "I think that's a good idea" he said breathlessly

"So you think I'm sexy?"

"Yeah"

"Good" Viktor pulled in the red-head and kissed him.

Terence turned to his friends "That's so not fair, I can't get away with doing that to a girl" he complained, talking about the sight of Viktor and Charlie kissing.

"That's because you're always around gay people" Draco commented.

"Yeah I know" mumbled the older man in defeat.

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Everyone was now seated and the show was about to start, Remus and Sirius had turned up and sat next to the Weasleys, backstage Hermione was getting ready "So how do I look?" she asked Ginny and Draco.

"You look great!" grinned the Weasley who was now wearing a green summer dress.

"Break a leg out there" Draco told her. Hermione turned to walk up the stairs but fell up them as she missed the step "Not literally" the blond added. The smart witch brushed herself off and went on to the stage.

Marcus watched as the girl began explaining the show and the message of gay pride, he felt his leg being nudged and he looked to his boyfriend "What?" he mimed

Oliver tilted his head, the chaser saw Snape leaned over to him, his old head of house gave him a note 'Get to the back of the stage you need to do your speech after Granger is finished' Marcus nodded but he didn't get up straight away so Snape gave him another note 'As in now Mr. Flint'.

The ex-Slytherin rolled his eyes and leaned over Adrian to get Percy's attention, he made the action for a quill. The red-head nodded and passed him one he carried round for emergencies. Marcus wrote on the back of the note he was given 'You don't scare me Severus; you're not in charge of me anymore'

'You want a bet' the Chaser jumped as he saw the murderous look that Snape gave him which said that if he didn't do as he was told he wont play Quidditch for a month. Even though Severus has no power over him anymore that look still terrified him. Marcus kissed Oliver's cheek and got up following Snape to the backstage.

Percy felt a hit of pain again this time sharper, he flinched and Adrian looked over to him "You alright?" he whispered. The red-head nodded.

When Marcus got to the backstage he nodded to Draco "So what am I supposed to talk about?"

The seeker rolled his eyes "You haven't written your speech"

"I'm a busy man" he shrugged

"Talk about homophobia in the workplace, make it good your up now" he said as he heard the applause.

Jamie stood up on the chair "Hi daddy!" he shouted and waved

"Shush Jamie" Oliver whispered he held his son in his arms as he placed him on his lap.

"Hello, I'm here to speak about homophobia, when I came out I was disowned by my family, and was cut out of the inheritance, but I don't regret coming out, it's their loss not mine. When I first started with the falcons, they kept me as substitute for a long time, they were homophobic of me because of the stereotypical imagery of gay men. But they saw the error of their ways, after I beat the crap out of them"

Some people in the audience became uncomfortable, his friends laughed at the situation, McGonagall shook her head, Dumbledore sighed and Snape rolled his eyes mumbling "Typical"

Marcus continued "So don't allow homophobia to happen and don't be stereotypical or else. That's it" he ended his speech.

"Yay!" shouted Jamie clapping, everyone else clapped too. Most people out of awkwardness.

The Chaser walked off the stage, Draco gave him thumbs up. McGonagall leaned into Snape's ear "I see he hasn't changed much" Severus nodded.

Dumbledore got up to make his speech, he stopped his ex-pupil and smiled "Good speech" Marcus nodded and went back to his seat. Dumbledore went onto the stage and breathed in and smiled "I first discovered I was gay…" he began his speech about coming out, surprising the whole room.

Draco, Hermione and Ginny looked to each other frowning "Did either of you two knew?" the blond asked

The two girls shook their heads and watched with open mouths as the headmaster told everyone about his first crush.

After the rather uncomfortable confession of the elderly head master, everyone clapped as he finished. The two toddlers in the room had fallen asleep finding the speech rather broing while everyone else found it weird. "Well that was disturbing" mumbled Percy as he applauded

"Just a little" Adrian agreed "You feeling ok now?"

"Yeah I'm fine" Percy kissed him

There was a loud cough behind them and Arthur was glaring at Adrian, Pucey smiled nervously "Sorry" he said then turned his head to the front and sank down in his seat. Percy smirked and patted the younger man's leg affectionately

Draco had gone to collect the five Gryffindor boys, when he saw them it took all his self control not to burst put laughing. Harry was wearing a wig and had it in a pony tail, he was luckier than the others as he wore tracksuit bottoms and a tank top and trainers but he was still wearing fake breasts and was showing his mid-drift. Neville's wig was a black bob and he wore a little black dress with black strappy stilettos that looked extremely uncomfortable, then there was Seamus the one that found this all good fun he wore a small baby pink dress, a blond wig with pigtails, and pink platform heals. Next to him his boyfriend Dean who looked the most uncomfortable, he wore leopard skin dress and matching platforms and his wig just looked ridiculous in Draco's honest opinion. Lastly his personal favourite Ron Weasley in a union jack dress red platforms, extensions and one white line along his red hair, all of them we're wearing makeup. "You guys look great" he Slytherin grinned

"I can say this without a shadow of a doubt Malfoy, you were definitely sorted out in the right house" Ron huffed

"Why thank you Ronald, now you guys go and get on the stage"

The audience waited and looked up when five men in drag stepped on the stage, everyone was stunned first till the five began singing, then the audience cried out in laughter.

Remus and Sirius were leaning against each other "James and Lilly must be so proud at the work we did raising Harry" the animagus said, the werewolf just nodded as he laughed.

"That's my little brother up there" gasped Percy trying to breath threw the laughter

The twins next to him we're in hysterics, Fred leaned into his brother's lump "You hear that little guy that's your auntie Rowina!" he joked to the bump

"I think I can actually feel the baby laughing as well" the 3rd eldest wiped the tears from his eyes.

Alex sat on his father's lap bouncing along, enjoying the show and singing along to the chorus. Terence was impressed that his son was able to pick up the words so quickly, but didn't pay too much attention to it as his sides were splitting.

At the back of the stage, Draco was bent on the floor laughing while Hermione and Ginny were singing and dancing along then the muggleborn turned to her friend and said "How bad is it, that Ron's legs look good in a dress"

Ginny agreed "Same with Neville" she laughed.

Once the performance was over everyone stood up and applauded them, the five bowed at the applauds "My feet are killing me" whinged Neville

"Sore feet are the least of your worries" Dean grumbled.

Once the clapping had finished and the five were about to leave the stage. Percy frowned "My waters broke" he shouted and bent over in pain