"Alright, let me check my e-mail…" Graystripe slurred. He took out his laptop and went on his e-mail. "WHAT?" he exclaimed. "Warriors Love Music was removed?" The whole clan gasped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "It was because of YOUR editing, claybird555!" (By the way, claybird555 is my best friend, so I asked if I could use him in this chapter)Blackstar was sitting in ShadowClan. "Who said my name?" He looked around. Then he just went back to his work.
"We are going to attack ShadowClan!" Firestar announced. "Why?" Sandstorm asked. "Ask Graystripe!" "Hey Graystripe! Why are we attacking ShadowClan?" Graystripe was sitting in a corner, pouting. "Cry baby…" Sandstorm muttered. "It was just a fanfic! GET OVER IT!" "We are no longer going to attack ShadowClan." Firestar re-announced. "Why?" "I know why!" Sandstorm remarked. "Because you all got some sense knocked into you when I told you to get over it!" "Actually, no. It's just because we ran out of catnip!" "Oh…" Sandstorm muttered.
"I AM PREGNANT!" Leafpool shouted across the clearing. "Wait a minute, how could you have become pregnant, when you and Crowfeather have been with the kits the whole time?" "Well…um…" Leafpool was at a loss for words. "We need a brain wipe! The kits have seen the unspeakable!" "I'm on it!" Jayfeather got a few baby wipes and wiped all the kits' faces. "It didn't work!" "I know what will work!" Dovewing got a chocolate bar. "CHOCOLATE!" The kits started screaming. "They stampeded towards Dovewing. "That should do it!"
I know, this is one of my craziest chapters ever, but I still hope you enjoyed it. Also, special thanks to claybird555, because he wrote part of this fanfic chapter. Thanks for reading! R&R!