Thunderclan is CRAZY!

by FrickleBib

Why is Thunderclan crazy, you might ask... well, let's just say it involves catnip, chocolate, thousands of kits, and an evil mastermind who controls everything. Remember...There can never be too much randomness... READ TO FIND OUT! Rated M for some events that are TOO crazy for some people and some sexual references.

7. Chapter 7

"Today is Prank Day!" Bramblestar announced. "You all have assigned missions." Murmurs rippled through the ranks of the clan. "Here is the paper."

It read:

Dustpelt pranks Spiderleg

Brackenfur pranks Bramblestar

Grays tripe, Dovewing and Tigerheart will prank all of StarClan

Cherrypaw will prank Briarlight

All the kits will prank Jayfeather

"What?" Jayfeather exclaimed. "ALL of the kits? That's like 10,000 kits! How could you torture me like this?" "Just live with it." Bramblestar growled. "RUDE!" Hollyleaf was watching a video on YouTube. "Got any grapes?" the duck said. "HAHA!"

Prank Day…

"See ya later!" Graystripe jumped out of the StarClan bushes with a paintball gun. "Mmm mmm mmm" Something rustled behind him. "What the heck is that?" Graystripe peered behind him. Behind the cherubs, Tigerheart and Dovewing were making out. "Seriously?" Graystripe said. Suddenly, a patrol of StarClan cats jumped out of the bushes. "HAHA!" Whitestorm smirked. "EPIC FAIL!" Bluestar came up from behind him. "Wait a minute! Is that Dovewing and Tigerheart?-!" The whole patrol screamed. "HA!" Graystripe remarked. "Looks like the jokes on you!"

"Over here, team!" Snowkit called quietly. A legion of kits followed him. "What is that noise?" Jayfeather woke up from his deep sleep. "It sounds like the thundering of footsteps!" "NOW!" Catmintkit screeched. The huge group of kits tumbled into the medicine den. Of course, not all of them could fit… "ATTACK!" Drunkkit led the first army of kits onto Jayfeather. "AAAACK!" Jayfeather was lost under a tsunami of kittens. Amberkit brought another army of kits and it kept continuing and continuing and continuing.

Meanwhile…

"MY HEAD!" Bramblestar's face was covered in cobwebs. "I CAN'T SEE?" Brackenfur just watched, amused. "Who was the idiot who thought of Prank Day?" "You were you giant butt face!" Brackenfur retorted. "Oh yeah…"

"I have a secret to tell you." Cherrypaw whispered in Briarlight's ear. "You are a BUTTFACE!" She shouted the last part. "OWW!" Briarlight rubbed her ear. "I think I might be deaf in that ear now!" "I'm sorry!" Cherrypaw apologized. "It was Brambleclaw's fault!" "What did I do?" Bramblestar staggered into the clearing. He still had cobwebs all over his head.

Prank Day will continue in the next chapter! Hope you enjoyed it! R&R!