5 Ways to get a Girl

by WonderHeroe

AU: Ven decides to try and get a girlfriend. He asks Terra for help and advise. Oh boy, what adventures will these two go through today? Slight Tequa, Venqua, and Lighrra? TerraxLightning. Just a short series I thought of :P

5. Rule 4

"You know you still-"

"OKAY I KNOW I HAVEN'T!" Terra barked at the blonde, extremely agitated. The two were now on the outskirts of the park. He growled, as he continued to rant on poor Ventus. "You're just... Throwing off my game! You want me to get a girl! HUH?"

"Uh...Yeah?" Ven wasn't sure how to respond.

"ALRIGHT THEN! I'LL DO IT! WATCH!" Terra then ran off into the park, Ven following, but keeping a safe distance behind.

RULE #4: Don't limit your options.

"Just.. Please go out with me!"

"No,"

"Please~?" Terra begged.

"No!" Maleficent barked, trying to take another bite into her delicious strawberry cheesecake.

"I can get you, like, another strawberry cheesecake!" Terra offered. Maleficent stared at the youngster in disbelief Couldn't he just leave her alone and get with some other younger girl? "I can get you like... Five!"

She sighed agitatedly, "Ugh, noo!"

LESSON LEARNED: Women eat food.