Thunderclan is CRAZY!

by FrickleBib

Why is Thunderclan crazy, you might ask... well, let's just say it involves catnip, chocolate, thousands of kits, and an evil mastermind who controls everything. Remember...There can never be too much randomness... READ TO FIND OUT! Rated M for some events that are TOO crazy for some people and some sexual references.

9. Chapter 9

"Don't kill me please!" Dustpelt cried. "What's my line?" Sandstorm whispered. Dustpelt rolled his eyes. "Just wing it!" "Uh...Oh! Dustpelt! I am going to kill you!" Sandstorm said awkwardly. Spiderleg just happened to be lurking in the woods at that time. "He he!" he laughed quietly. "Looks like the prankee is going to prank the pranker!" "Did you hear something?" Dustpelt looked around. "No, I don't think I did." Sandstorm just went on with the prank.

"Uh, oh! Looks like they're on to me!" Spiderleg dove into a pile of leaves. "Oh, come on! I could swear I heard something!" Dustpelt was getting kind of frightened. Spiderleg took this as a signal. "OOOOH!" he started to wail like a ghost. "I am your worst nightmare!" "AAAAAH!" Dustpelt ran around in a circle. Sandstorm looked around, annoyed, and spotted Spiderleg. Then she started laughing. She jumped into the woods with Spiderleg. "Can I help?" "Sure!" Spiderleg and Sandstorm gave each other a cat-five.

"I'm going to kill YOU now!" Spiderleg threatened in a very cheesy ghostly voice. "NO! Please! Spare me!" Dustpelt got on his knees and begged. "I have so many children!" "You've got THAT right!" Sandstorm murmured to Spiderleg. "Like thousands!" "Okay! I will spare you as long as you grant me one wish!" "YES! Anything!" Dustpelt pleaded. 'You must be my slave for all eternity!" "Um…" Dustpelt wasn't sure. "Okay…" Dustpelt answered cautiously.

"Do the warrior cat swear!" Dustpelt immediately gulped. If he did this, there was no backing out unless the 'ghost' released him. "Yes." Dustpelt replied. Then, he flipped around three times, then jumped up and down repeatedly and said, "HERSHEYKISSES!" He had done the warrior cat swear. Just then, Spiderleg started laughing and revealed himself. Not until then, did he realize what he had just done. He was Spiderleg's slave!

I know, that was kind of odd, but I couldn't resist. Prank Day is now officially over, but Dustpelt is still Spiderleg's slave, and Brambleclaw's face is still covered in spider webs. Thanks for reading! R&R!