Bramblestar stumbled across the camp to get to the Highrock. He had cobwebs all over his face so he couldn't really see. "Everyone old enough to catch their own prey please gather beneath the Highrock for a clan meeting." All the cats came up beneath the Highrock.
"Today all the kits are apprentices." Bramblestar muttered tiredly. All 10,000 kits cheered. It sounded like a stamped of elephants. Then, Bramblestar tripped and landed face-first in the dirt-pile. (Where all the poop goes) Everybody laughed. "SILENCE!" Bramblestar growled.
After a week, all the kits were finally apprenticed. Dustpelt ran up to Spiderleg. "Would you like some catnip?" "YES! AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!" Spiderleg snapped to his slave. The kits were all talking to Sorreltail about a prank and from what Spiderleg heard, she agreed to whatever they were talking about. Spiderleg got curious and called over Dustpelt. "DUSTPELT! FIND OUT WHAT SORRELTAIL IS UP TO!" Dustpelt ran over to Spiderleg. "Right away your majesty!"
Sorreltail's plan was, she would run around the forest screaming, "I'M SINGLE!" and then she would make all the toms follow her and lead them into a gorge. It turns out; the gorge was just a huge slip-N-slide. The plan was in action. "I'M SINGLE! I'M SINGLE!" Sorreltail screamed. This didn't seem to get the toms' attention, so she had another idea.
She ripped off EVERYTHING she was wearing. (I repeat: EVERYTHING!) Then she started screaming, "I'M NAKED. I'M NAKED!" THEN the toms came running! "I WANNA SEE!" All the toms chased her until they started sliding down the slip-N-slide. "My work here is done." Sorreltail said.
Special thanks to Dudanni5 for giving me the idea about Sorreltail's idea! (He he…that sounded funny…) THANK YOU! STILL ACCEPTING IDEAS! R&R!