Thank you everyone for your ideas! After this chapter, I will be using EVERYONE ELSES IDEAS! Oh, I almost forgot, special thanks to Dudanni5 and Lilystar of Skyclan who inspired me.
All the toms appeared; soaking wet, and covered in leaves. Sorreltail was snickering with Brackenfur. "You know, Sorreltail," Brackenfur asked.
"Yes?"
"I wouldn't mind seeing you naked like that."
"I wouldn't mind either."
Then it started happening again. "GET THE KITS AWAY!" Leafpool screamed. A lot of warriors grabbed the kits and brought them back to their dens. "UGHHHH! Can't you see my job is hard enough? PLEASE JUST LAY OFF THE KITS FOR A WHILE!" Jayfeather was exasperated. "Hey Dustpelt." Spiderleg commanded. "Go videotape what Sorreltail and Brackenfur are doing." "Yes master." Dustpelt walked off to the warriors den where Sorreltail and Brackenfur were…um…doing it.
"SILENCE EVERYONE!" A voice boomed from the sky. "I AM YOUR ALLPOWERFUL LEADER!" GrayxSilver boomed again. He was listening to music through his headphones-Or…I was listening to music- "Who the he*l are you?!" Bramblestar asked incredulously. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THE EXTREMELY EPIC AND RANDOM GRAYXSILER!" Graystripe got out of the den where he was watching Brackenfur and Sorreltail and looked up at the sky. "AAAAAAW! You named yourself after me and Silverstream!"
"Yes, I did!" GrayxSilver nodded. "And you know what else? I'VE BEEN RUINING ALL OF YOUR LIVES!" The whole clan gasped. "How are you doing that?" Birchfall asked. "I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN STARCLAN SO I HAVE BEEN MAKING YOU DO THINGS SO I CAN WRITE THEM DOWN ON FANFICTION!" "Dustpelt, look up for me." "Yes, master." Dustpelt got out the computer and looked up ThunderClan is CRAZY! On . "He's right!" Dustpelt announced as he was reading it.
"I TOLD YOU!" GrayxSilver said with a smirk. "Now I'm going to do something SOO DESPICABLE that you will NEVER IMAGINE!"
Ha-ha thank you everyone! I'm glad you enjoyed this! I'm still accepting ideas by the way! R&R! Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
RANDOMNESS! :P