Sorry it's been a few days since I've updated. I'm sorry! But you can't stay mad at me, can you? ;) From the chapter title I think you can tell that this chapter is a lot of silliness and humor. I do not own Glee, Twilight, the Brady Bunch, or Kristen Stewart. (Interesting disclaimer, right?)

Tina's POV

"She's going to kill me, Quinn," I moaned. Rachel was going to be at my house any minute now.

"No, she's not going to kill you because I'm here and I know how to handle these kinds of situations," Quinn said in an attempt to reassure me.

Quinn wasn't back to being 100%, but she was recovering quickly from her illness. She was allowed to watch over Rachel and I's impending conversation under the circumstances that I watch her carefully. Only Puck knew what was up with the cut on her arm, but I was too shy to ask about it. Besides, if she cut herself and was seriously depressed, she probably wouldn't be here at my house.

"You know how to handle these situations?" I asked in disbelief.

"Yes, I do. First things first, get yourself together, woman! Rachel can smell fear!"

"You're right. I just need to calm down and think about happy things, like Artie and vampires."

"Vampires?"

"They're fangs are pretty cool. Plus, it'd be pretty awesome to be able to turn into a bat and fly."

"Oh, I thought you were referring to vampires from Twilight."

"Please, how can I think happy thoughts about the Brady Bunch of the Vampire World? Why Edward would go for a girl like Bella is beyond me."

"What's so wrong with Bella?"

"Nothing much in the books, but Kristen Stewart makes her emotionless in the movies."

"The movies ruin the books! I mean, they make Carlisle and Edward look like fools who just slapped on some white makeup."

"I know! They're supposed to look pale but not like that, but like- oh my gosh!"

"What?"

"Jesse looks like a vampire!"

"HE DOES! So, Rachel's Bella, and then the two of us are Alice and Rosalie. Who's who?"

"I say, I'm Alice and you're Rosalie, because Rosalie loves Emmett, and Emmett is kind of dirty like Puck."

"Yay! So, Artie is Jasper and Rachel and Jesse's baby can be Renesmee"

"Yes! But who's going to be Jacob and then imprint on St. Berry jr.? It has to be someone who loves Rachel before loving her baby."

"FINN! We could use Jacob Ben Israel, because his love for Rachel and his name fits, but using Finn makes it funnier. Besides, Bella was friends with Jacob in the books. And Jacob and Edward hate each other. Finn and Jesse hate each other!"

"YES! Now, Rachel's dads can be Charlie and Ms. Corcoran can be Renee, but we don't really know Jesse's parents, so who will be Carlisle and Esme?"

"Didn't you tell Figgins that your dad is the king of vampires?"

"Yes."

"So you're parents can be Carlisle and Esme, Tina. Especially because there is no way in hell that Puck's mom is Esme."

"OK, then. And Beth can be a vampire that you and Puck adopted, since Rosalie always wanted to have kids."

"Yep. Also, we better hope that Rachel and Jesse are having a girl, because I don't think Finn is gay or bisexual."

"True."

Just then, the door bell rang. I froze and just sat in my chair.

"Tina Cohen-Chang, or should I say Alice Cullen, you get off that chair right now and go answer the door. Do you hear me?"

"Yes, mam," I grumbled as I went to go let Rachel in. My hand shook as I opened the door. Quinn disappeared, as the plan was for her to hide and let Rachel and I talk it out unless she needed my assistance.

"Hey, Rachel," I said as she let her in and she walked inside the house.

"Tina."

Damn it! She was really mad! What do I do? What do I do?

"So… lovely weather we're having. Doesn't the sun being out just make you want to smile, and laugh… and smile, and not kill someone?" My voice got so high that it cracked at the end.

"Explain," she ordered.

"Well, I was talking to Artie and he made a joke about there not needing to be anymore babies from glee club, and it caught me off guard and I choke on my soda. That made him think that I was pregnant, and I told him that I wasn't, and in my question I accidentally said that you were pregnant and that Jesse wasn't the father. Artie isn't going to tell anyone. Please don't hurt me!"

"Do you realize what could happen if Artie tells someone?"

"He's not going to!"

"How do you know that? You're the one that told both Jesse and Artie!"

"I'm sorry! It was an accident and-

I stopped in the middle of my sentence because heard a loud thumping noise. Quinn must have tripped and/or knocked something over.

"What the hell was that?" asked Rachel.

"My… cat."

"You don't have a cat."

"Yes, I do."

"MEOW!" purred Quinn, from somewhere in the house.

"That's not a cat. Who's here?"

"That was my cat. Her name is Rosalie."

"Rosalie? Like from the Twilight series?"

"Yes."

"That's great and all but seriously, who's here."

"Nobody but Rosalie!"

"You don't have a cat!"

"Yes, I do."

"Then show me her."

"No, she's shy."

"MEOW!" Quinn jumped into the room. Obviously, the girl had makeup in her purse or had used mine, because she had a pink nose and whiskers.

"QUINN?" asked Rachel.

"Wow," I murmured, before the three of us burst out laughing.

"Will someone please explain to me what's going on?" questioned Rachel after she caught her breath.

I explained to her what Quinn was doing here and why she was named Rosalie. I told her who everyone was in Twilight and we all started laughing again. Of course, I didn't tell her who Finn was.

"So, do you forgive me now?" I asked.

"Only because Quinn has cat makeup on and Twilight actually fits our situation a little bit. I mean Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, sort of like when Jesse went back to Vocal Adrenaline. And Puck is like Emmett. It's a good thing that Artie, being Jasper, hasn't tried to kill me."

"Yeah, and that Finn-

"QUINN!"

"Oh yeah! Sorry!"

"Wait? What? What about Finn?"

"NEVERMIND!"

"Quinn? Tina?"

"It's not that important," I lied. I wasn't about to tell her that we had matched Finn and her baby to eventually become lovers.

"So, if it's a girl, you're going to name her Renesmee, right?"

"NO!"

"Please, it's better than Drizzle," grumbled Quinn.

"Drizzle? What?"

"Finn wanted to name Beth 'Drizzle.'"

Jesse and Puck must be in sync, because they both came to get Rachel and Quinn at the same time. When we opened the door to reveal them, craziness ensued.

"NAME YOUR BABY RENESMEE!" I yelled at Jesse.

"Am I pretty enough to be Rosalie?" Quinn asked Puck.

"Who would Finn be in Twilight, Jesse?" I asked.

The boys were in a state of shock.

"Quinn, why the hell do you have kitty makeup on?"

I hope you liked it. Poor, confused boys. I started laughing several times while writing this. Visualizing Quinn with cat makeup on made my day.