I've been really busy, and I've wanted to post another chapter before Christmas vacation, so I decided to post this chapter. I hope you all have a great winter break! Please enjoy this chapter!
Blossomfall growled as Jayfeather tried to replace the moss under her. "If you touch me, so help me I will…"
"Blossomfall! How are the kits coming?" Thornclaw bounded into the room. "They haven't been born yet, stupid." Blossomfall rolled her eyes at Thornclaw's stupidity. Next time we mate, and you don't have a condom, I will personally rip out your…"
"Blossomfall! Don't speak like that! My kits might here you threw my belly!" Leafpool blocked out the inappropriate things that Blossomfall was saying at her mate. Jayfeather knew he was going to regret this, but he said it anyway. "Blossomfall, you do realize you'll be mothering these kits, right?" Blossomfall turned her head angrily at Jayfeather. "So? It's not like I'll be doing it alone! I'll have Thornclaw!" Jayfeather rolled his eyes. "If you don't know what I mean, then I guess you'll just have to find out."
Graystripe pounced on Thornclaw as soon as he came out of the den. "How is Blossomfall doing? Are my grand-kits going to be born anytime soon?" Thornclaw was frightened. "Uh, Graystripe? Blossomfall isn't going to have her kits until…"
"Dude, if you hurt my daughter, I will personally rip your eyes out and…"
"Wait; did you just call me dude?"
"…And shove it down your throat…"
"Hold on a minute, let's not get crazy!"
"…So you'll be able to watch my claws RIP OPEN YOUR CARCASS!"
Everyone heard this, and soon, they were all avoiding Graystripe. A nickname developed for him, and now, most people called him 'homicidal maniac'. Which of course, he was one. Life stayed like this, until one night. A familiar voice sounded above all of the forest. "I'm back!" When the warriors heard this, they all cheered. "BRING US SOME MORE CHOCOLATE!" Ivypool and Dovewing cried in unison. "Now, now, let's not get hasty. I MIGHT bring you some more chocolate, but right now, I need you to stop making fun of Graystripe. He is my favorite character."
The whole crowd gasped. "What? I thought I was you're favorite character!" The whole crowd was arguing over who was GrayxSilver's favorite character. "Wait a minute; did you just call us characters?"
"Well, I only called Graystripe a character, but…"
"Is that all we mean to you?"
"Well, yes. It is all you've ever meant to me…"
"GET HIM!"
The crowd ran throughout the forest in search of GrayxSilver. "Guys, you do know that I am just a voice, right?"
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwww…"
I know, this chapter was a little unnecessary, but I just wanted to get a lot of thoughts out of my head. I hope you enjoyed it! R&R!
