I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Sorry it has been so long but I have been extremely busy and school is about to start and I am just about going CRAZY! (AS if I wasn't already…) But anyway, I still have a bunch of ideas to do and today I will do the circus, so thank you all and enjoy meh chapter.
"No, no kits please no! Don't let me near them! DON'T LET ME DIE!" Jayfeather was sleep screaming about kits again. "SHUT UP JAYFEATHER!" Blossomfall screamed and attacked Jayfeather before he had time to wake up. She was having another one of her mood swings. But of course, she wasn't the only one pregnant. Leafpool was, too. Except hers was happy.
"Hi everyone! Good morning! Isn't this a good morning? I love good mornings! I love you! I love you Crowfeather! I love everyone! Everyone loves me! If anyone doesn't love me, THEN THEY'LL DIE!" As soon as Leafpool said that last part her mood quickly changed to bad. But then it was good again. "Hey everyone! Let's have a circus! With all the kits as acrobats and Bramblestar as a clown because he is a stupid-face and he hurt my sister. Oh! That reminds me! Bramblestar, IT'S TIME TO DIE!" Her mood was bad again.
Graystripe suddenly ran out screaming from his den. "I agree with Leafpool! We should all have a circus just like she said! I love Millie, Millie millie millie… I love Silverstream more. Yay! I am so happy Leafpool aren't you happy?!" No, Graystripe was not having any mood swings; he was just high on the catnip that GrayxSilver "accidentally" threw from the sky.
Well, as soon as everyone heard about that little scene, they immediately started blowing up this huge tent that could be seen all the way from the twoleg camp. Coincidence? I think not. Or at least GrayxSilver doesn't…
Suddenly, the clan broke out screaming and laughing as Bramblestar was being whipped by the lion. Later Sorreltail was moaning and screaming in ecstasy on the other side of the tent. "Oh my StarClan, you're so big! You can barely fit in my mouth!" Everyone was excited to see the "action" but was soon disappointed when they realized she was just sucking on a huge pretzel she brought extra cheap. Brackenfur suddenly stormed in. "Sorreltail? Why are you cheating on me with Mr. Pretzel? I hate you Mr. Pretzel!"
"Drama!" the crowd was murmuring. Suddenly, a bunch of kits started screaming and throwing themselves around on ropes high in the sky. Sadly, this feature hadn't been checked and all the ropes broke and the kits fell flat on their faces.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Leafpool screamed in laughter as she watched the kits writhe around in pain. This was a very dark day for the world. Or…At least part of it anyway…
Haha sorry for the shortness, but I've been having so much fun and basically I just want this to go up on fanfiction as soon as it can. So, I really hope you enjoyed this! I will be busy plotting for my next chapter…MWAHAHAHAHA! R&R!